Oh, wait. You were trying to be insulting. Never mind. Carry on. I'll just chat with the civil folks.
Awfully sensitive, but anyway I apologize for any insult.
Just being incredulous because your experience is so out there compared to mine:
All my android programs work. The tablet, phone, etc. are used for hours every night (for cooking, exercising, looking up information, skyping, watching TV programs, reading, singing and gaming). They are not rooted.
No problems setting up, using, and maintaining the tablets at all.
iPad stopped allowing us to install programs over iTunes. It sometimes goes to update a program and crashes. One program crashes and sends us back to home but then all the icons become unresponsive. There have been times it just drains the battery without any reason.
Not to mention all the times it crashes just normally and locks up and needs to be restarted.
As you can see, there is a reason I am incredulous.