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Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.008s
First Sucker:
awesomazing
Last Wooter to Woot:
Fountain3586
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
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Top 14% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
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Top 24% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

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  • 51% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 64% bought 1
  • 23% bought 2
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wootalyzer


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Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask
$9.99 + $5 Shipping
Condition: New

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Cyclones92


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Makes me wish I was a drinker ;)

Total Woots: 40
Total Woot Wage: $1878.00

apesusi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages apesusi

Crap please!

bbydenns


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bbydenns

Come on WOOT! What's next? Minesweeper the movie?

politzer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages politzer

wheres the bag-o-crap!!!!

lobstrain


quality posts: 11 Private Messages lobstrain
bbydenns wrote:Come on WOOT! What's next? Minesweeper the movie?



I would buy that in a heartbeat.

mrfishwhiskers


quality posts: 9 Private Messages mrfishwhiskers

Funny, my neighbors also call my wife SuBourbon Housewife.....

administrator1956


quality posts: 1 Private Messages administrator1956

These are the worldwide symbol for alcoholics

ask me about ebook readers and guitars

vinithehat


quality posts: 23 Private Messages vinithehat

Is this like on other online stores where "designer" means "bootleg"?

jasonking0351


quality posts: 16 Private Messages jasonking0351

Nothing says that you have a drinking problem more than carrying around your whiskey in your pocket at all times.

shadowblue42


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shadowblue42

i bet these will be a common in boxes of chicken for a while

KLibecco


quality posts: 1 Private Messages KLibecco
administrator1956 wrote:These are the worldwide symbol for alcoholics



...and liberal arts majors

TheTick


quality posts: 1 Private Messages TheTick

jasonking0351


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apesusi wrote:Crap please!



This statement is only safe within the walls of this beloved community!

kf8vx


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kf8vx

6 oz? that'll hold me for the first hour.

lightknight


quality posts: 7 Private Messages lightknight

The perfect gift for a drunk on the go (Gaffigan).

Personally I'd avoid making a flask more visible, but I guess to each their own.

Bluchaosfire


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bbydenns wrote:Come on WOOT! What's next? Minesweeper the movie?



ron76053


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kf8vx wrote:6 oz? that'll hold me for the first hour.



Hell, I'm in Texas. Each one of these holds a single shot

"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?" - Ronald Reagan

thatprimeguy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages thatprimeguy

use it to carry tap water.
Troll your friends.

ghost650


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jasonking0351 wrote:Nothing says that you have a drinking problem more than carrying around your whiskey in your pocket at all times.



I don't have a problem with this... It's called being prepared.

sawbones84


quality posts: 7 Private Messages sawbones84

hmmm, usually when i'm rocking a hip flask i'm trying to be as subtle as possible. this sorta flies in the face of that, no?

CowboyDann


quality posts: 702 Private Messages CowboyDann

In case anybody is confused
First Row: SuBourbon housewife, Union Jack
Second Row: Fire water, Bourbon Cowboy, Princess Pick your poison

Took me a second to make sure I wasn't ordering the wrong one (firewater)

redwings


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“Wow Gina, your stainless steal flask’s beveled edges... Makes one wonder, is that steel that was stolen?

tadosmi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tadosmi

What other way to blackout than in style?

satchel420


quality posts: 1 Private Messages satchel420

you can get a 64oz for roughy 10 dollars on amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Flask-Stainless-Steel-64/dp/B00133YSUQ

RV617


quality posts: 1 Private Messages RV617

One of these would be perfect to bring to the next PTA meeting.

maddmike71


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administrator1956 wrote:These are the worldwide symbol for alcoholics



I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings. :-) in for 1

Will work for Barrels of Crud

wollern


quality posts: 5 Private Messages wollern

[margaret houlihan]I'm not as think as you drunk I am.[/mh]

jeffoftexas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeffoftexas

would look great in my cubicle

tiramisush


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tiramisush

I can't wait to fill the Pick Your Poison flask with whiskey!

Kelly Bolduc

lightknight


quality posts: 7 Private Messages lightknight

How to tell a good flask from a bad flask:

1. Does not glow in the dark (movie theaters are the primary points of use)
2. Does not contain lead (toxins can ruin even the cheapest of alcohols)
3. Does not have holes (alcohol, being a liquid, generally needs containers that are water tight)

CowboyDann


quality posts: 702 Private Messages CowboyDann
ghost650 wrote:I don't have a problem with this... It's called being prepared.



Hank hill has a saying on being prepared:
" I always say - if you plan ahead, then when things happen, you're prepared for them."

wisenekt


quality posts: 27 Private Messages wisenekt
bbydenns wrote:Come on WOOT! What's next? Minesweeper the movie?



Not a movie yet but here is the trailer:

http://tinyurl.com/8x8zxqo

luckyash23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages luckyash23

Come on, Woot! A flask with a teepee called Fire Water. That goes well beyond bordering on insensitive.

Bundle of Cuddles 8/17/2011
Box of Cookies 1/19/2012

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Don't even think about pouring your wine.woot purchases into one of these things.

That would be so gauche.

KLibecco


quality posts: 1 Private Messages KLibecco
lightknight wrote:How to tell a good flask from a bad flask:

1. Does not glow in the dark (movie theaters are the primary points of use)
2. Does not contain lead (toxins can ruin even the cheapest of alcohols)
3. Does not have holes (alcohol, being a liquid, generally needs containers that are water tight)



You win teh Internetz. When they come back, you can haz them all.

SyvFasKo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SyvFasKo
KLibecco wrote:...and liberal arts majors

I don't -- but I... Oh... :'(

robindcr8l


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As long as it matches your shoes and purse, though, you don't seem so much like a skid-row bum.

Hurricane4911


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Hurricane4911

In for 1 Burbon Cowboy....

That'll come in handy at the end of those long hikes at Glacier Park

2 Bags of Crap
1 Screaming Monkey