I was once 'recycled'. I took my bike for a ride in the morning and then 'recycled' in the evening.

This is tempting since I can always use a couple of extra balls to launch at the neighbor kids when they hit my car with those darned airsoft guns.

At least they're not blue...

If the keep this crap up I'm gonna go BALLlistic

eghatchsir wrote:...I am speechless.

Excellent! Please run for office - you'd be a refreshing breath of non-hot air.

"Balls," cried the Queen, "If I had two, I'd be king!" And the King laughed, not because he wanted to but because he had two.

So Woot has developed a worm hole for every golf course and if a ball stays in place for more than 10mins it's automatically suck to WOOT HQ!

AWESOME.

Hey Woot, did you just send someone out to the local golf course to pick these up out of the woods or water?

qwertyasd wrote:Don't order 3 because that would be GROSS!




For the mathematically challenged:

3x48=144

Wow! I think my brain is slowing down, reading all of these gross balls jokes. At least there is one math prof among us.

These are not the Balls of Confusion you're looking for

Appears as though the Nations heartland has a propensity for refurbished balls.

testing the patience!

Funny. My balls never last for three or four holes. I'm doing something wrong?

That Nike ball looks horrible. Is this a form of a Bag of Cuuuuuute!? Just kidding, in for 1

bacalum wrote:Oh balls!

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Quick question, are there like collectible balls? You know, like you buy a roll of quarters and one of them is super valuable?

What in the wide world of sports does a 90-day warranty mean for this item? If you have one, ONE defective ball, will Woot swap it out for you?

ThunderThighs wrote:

love love that sign

qwertyasd wrote:Don't order 3 because that would be GROSS!




For the mathematically challenged:

3x48=144

... you're clever.

These eggs are gritty and tasteless...

jimmofo wrote:My girlfriend likes putting these on her chin.

Is that a trick she does or something?

qwertyasd wrote:Don't order 3 because that would be GROSS!




For the mathematically challenged:

3x48=144

we got it without the 'splainin'

Definitely in for one (up to 9 items this wootoff, I hope I get all 9 packages the same day). This is an excellent price. I need some more balls in my life...wait.

Don't worry, Bought On Credit coming soon.

late but still a load of old balls !

"Brands: Nike...Bridgestone"
Bridgestone? Wakko Talks Faboo!? I play golf a decent amount and have never heard of bridgestone balls.
Prolly leftover from the bridgestone corp. outing!

Balls, Balls, every were
but not a box of candybars to see

tom760 wrote:Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.

Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between, are ya? How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...

Are these from the bottom of a lake?

I think Huxley said it best when he wrote, "Oh, what a brave new world with such golf balls in it."

Don't buy these for your friend to hit these into the ocean if you've told your girlfriend that you're a marine biologist.

dilbertdogbert wrote:Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between, are ya? How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...

BLAM!

You're welcome.

I didn't have the balls to call it a night... now I do!

My first job was working at a place with a driving range. Every day I had to collect the balls from the range and wash them. It sucked. Jerks liked to aim at us. I pity whomever had to collect these.

wollern wrote:Don't buy these for your friend to hit these into the ocean if you've told your girlfriend that you're a marine biologist.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends."

finally someone with balls!

Thanks for the balls but I have enough.

[quote="Woot!"]Condition: Recycled[/quote]

I think Woot! picked the wrong "R" from "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle." This is clearly reuse...