Mine is on the way. Expected Delivery date is 1/30 but I'm hoping it will be here Saturday.

4.5 lbs

14.2 in. x 10.5 in. x 8.6 in.

omh1009 wrote:Holy hell, he played the race card too soon. All politicians should skim a science book every once in a while. It will help them to not look stupid half the time. And he has beef with the term black sheep? As far as I understand it, it refers to not being the norm or stand apart from the rest. It doesn't necessarily mean bad. I think they're cute.

inkycatz wrote:

Check the link, is bizarre:

wallsg wrote:Ooh... That's racist!

And Spiderman and My little pony, that's a crossover win.

Here comes my 6.3 pounds of crap.. estimated delivery next wed.

ok, I'm usually pretty good at this stuff, but i signed up for myfedex successfully , put in my tracking number, and I am still only getting weight, where do you get the dimensions?

otaku13 wrote:ok, I'm usually pretty good at this stuff, but i signed up for myfedex successfully , put in my tracking number, and I am still only getting weight, where do you get the dimensions?

There's something called "advanced tracking".
You might have to upgrade to the newest version of "My Fedex" which is like a java applet type dealio.

Apparently, knowing the dimensions of your crap makes everything better.

Weeeee! Weeeee! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

NVM, downloaded the adobe air app (pretty slick!)

3.1 pounds

14 in. x 10.2 in. x 8.4 in.

its my first one, I'm really excited

Oh no, another fedex truck overturned on I-20 near Cisco, TX spilling packages. Wonder if any Barrels of Crud were on there?

Cisco is west of DFW. Article did not say if it was a big truck or a smaller delivery truck.

http://www.reporternews.com/news/2012/jan/26/fed-ex-truck-spills-contents-i-20-median-cisco/

otaku13 wrote:NVM, downloaded the adobe air app (pretty slick!)

3.1 pounds

14 in. x 10.2 in. x 8.4 in.

its my first one, I'm really excited

According to Google, you're getting a 3.1 lb can of Celery Root Strips...

3.7 lbs of crap in a 14"x10.2"x8.6" package for me. Estimated delivery date of 1/30 to the Minneapolis area.

Now I have a reason to look forward to a Monday...

Just got my info

5.8 lbs

14 in. x 10.2 in. x 8.6 in.

Expected Feb 1, in SF Bay Area.

My first bushels of corn... I'm not expecting anything more than some useful air bags to scare my kids when they least expect it! (Corn would actually be very useful)

allisonandrews wrote:Oh no, another fedex truck overturned on I-20 near Cisco, TX spilling packages. Wonder if any Barrels of Crud were on there?

Cisco is west of DFW. Article did not say if it was a big truck or a smaller delivery truck.

http://www.reporternews.com/news/2012/jan/26/fed-ex-truck-spills-contents-i-20-median-cisco/

Mine left Dallas at 4:49 PM yesterday, so I hope it made it further than Cisco in that 20 hours. Of course, it is Smarpost, so there's a chance it didn't even make it that far...

xanathos wrote:Dallas:

A thermal water bottle thing
A urine bag (?!?!?!?!?) - appears to be unused
A bunch of Colgate Wisps
A Cuisinart ice cream maker
And a Roku XD Streaming media player with no remote

Nice haul.

Got mine today. For those interested, FedEx listed it as weighing 5.4 lbs.

1 Ultimotion Swing Zone Sports motion controlled videogame (fake Wii thing that plugs right into the TV via composite video)
1 Spy Gear - Spy Wire Sliding-The-Circuits game
1 Recycled PET tote bag

Not bad, my son will be happy. However if my math is right, that's only 2 craps and 1 bag.

What's the deal? Where's my third crap?

Woot, my Barrels of Crud is on its way:

5.3 lbs
14.2 in. x 10.2 in. x 8.4 in.

Should get it by Tues at the latest.

superpope wrote:Got mine today.

1 Ultimotion Swing Zone Sports motion controlled videogame (fake Wii thing that plugs right into the TV via composite video)
1 Spy Gear - Spy Wire Sliding-The-Circuits game
1 Recycled PET tote bag

Not bad, my son will be happy. However if my math is right, that's only 2 craps and 1 bag.

What's the deal? Where's my third crap?

Any letters?

bigtimmy wrote:Any letters?

You mean like a note in the box? The only other thing in the box that I didn't mention was the packing material (bags of air).

allisonandrews wrote:Oh no, another fedex truck overturned on I-20 near Cisco, TX spilling packages. Wonder if any Barrels of Crud were on there?

Cisco is west of DFW. Article did not say if it was a big truck or a smaller delivery truck.

http://www.reporternews.com/news/2012/jan/26/fed-ex-truck-spills-contents-i-20-median-cisco/

Well I hope my package leaving Dallas heading to Austin was not on that one. Course it did leave last night a 9:15 supposedly but that may explain why it not in Austin yet.

Just checked myfedex instead of the tracking link. I guess they decided my Bundle of cucumbers needed to see Houston before heading to Austin. Glad it getting a tour of TX before I get it. That way it will be ready to settle down.

sbiza wrote:Well I hope my package leaving Dallas heading to Austin was not on that one. Course it did leave last night a 9:15 supposedly but that may explain why it not in Austin yet.

They had one turn over yesterday near that same location. But I wouldn't think a truck going to Austin would be near there.

allisonandrews wrote:They had one turn over yesterday near that same location. But I wouldn't think a truck going to Austin would be near there.

Me either but then I would not have thought a package going from Dallas to Austin would be going to Houston either. Silly me since it did. Oh well guess they are trying to guarantee that My Precious does not arrive tell the 30th or later.

North Dallas (4.0 lbs)

Wife reports

2 Spitball dartboards
2 XL Tees - plain
1 Cheap red dufflebag

I'm praying she missed the letter from Woot! saying more to come ...

EDIT: no letter, but she did fail to mention 1 USB Hulk Smash button. How could she have left that off?! Pretty crappy Barrels of Crud but then again ... it is a Barrels of Crud

xanathos wrote:Dallas:

A thermal water bottle thing
A urine bag (?!?!?!?!?) - appears to be unused
A bunch of Colgate Wisps
A Cuisinart ice cream maker
And a Roku XD Streaming media player with no remote

At least the good news is that the Roku Android and iOS apps will still let you put it to good use.

Update: Already mentioned, I see. I don't think you'll have to borrow another remote for inital setup.

I'm still not looking by the way. I just came to page 1 to see the quality posts. I'll be back with pics on or around 1/31.

24" x 16.7" x 14.8"
12,3 lbs

I've been weighing stuff around my house to see what's about 12 lbs.

My cat comes closest.

I guess we're not doing cat pictures or pictures of crap anymore? It's been a few years since I last got one, but I feel foolish that I went to so much trouble posting mine. *blush*

I checked mine to day it says 7.0 lbs but no box size I will get it feb 2 2012 . Any body else got one with 7 lbs ?

Mine's only 2.5 lbs. :^(

clark3rd wrote:Mine's only 2.5 lbs. :^(

We have twins!

"Just got my info
5.8 lbs
14 in. x 10.2 in. x 8.6 in.
Expected Feb 1, in SF Bay Area.

My first bushels of corn... I'm not expecting anything more than some useful air bags to scare my kids when they least expect it! (Corn would actually be very useful)"


Mine is almost the same size and dimensions and im in Oakland. But, mine is set for delivey on the 31st.

Mine is the same dimensions, but 3.5lbs. Due 2/2 and I'm in Hayward

Can't wait to see what you guys get. Just wanted all to know what happened to me, and that Colonel Crap is really on the job, and pretty damn funny too


I guess most have stopped reading this thread, so I will post on the latest thread of crap too, because the Woot Gods deserve to be rewarded for my silly surprise
We are only 26 days into the new year, but I think you gave me the best laugh I will have all year!
Those of you that don't know, I reported a traveler in my Santa's Bag of Cuuuuuute! that was a really crappy surprise. There were a few dead buggies on my washcloth.

I never dreamed my first comment would start an insect infestation, and fumigation freakout. At first I failed to mention this was in no way a bastardly bedbug, just dead tiny somethings, from somewhere

Yesterday, 2 packages arrived on my porch. I heard Fedex, but knew I had no recent orders.. I opened the door to find 2 boxes marked "Woot". One pretty large, and another smaller. I have to admit I was kind of afraid to open them, knowing I had probably angered the Woot Gods and even Colonel Crap with my admission of my festering find. I got up the nerve to open it, on the front porch as I did with the Bag of Cuuuuuute!. This time, I was prepared for bugs.
Well, to my shock the big box contained- "BUGS". This time, it even had mutated monsters!!! My mother was visiting, and she knew of my crapastic find, so we both died laughing. The Woot Gods share my sick sense of humor. It is a HEX BUG NANO Habitat Set and Raceway!! It is designed as a racetrack for bugs, complete with bugs that flip over and race down the tracks. Best gag ever Woot!

The second box contained:
5 extra large shirts
1 All in one FM transmitter set
1 of that thing that looks like some kind of S&M toy, but I can't remember what it really does?

The bugs and bug racetrack would have been fine alone, I loved it! To add a few real craps to it was going over the top, and I thank you.
I love the Woot Gods. It's very difficult to find anyone on earth with my sarcastic sense of humor, and finding a company with one is amazing. Amazon didn't take that away people! I can't wait to see what craptastic things are in everyone's future, including mine
Thanks Woot! Still laughing

2.8 lbs. 14 x 10.2 x 8.6

Doesn't sound promising, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed for something decent! Scheduled to arrive 2/2.

RNLori wrote:Can't wait to see what you guys get. Just wanted all to know what happened to me, and that Colonel Crap is really on the job, and pretty damn funny too


I guess most have stopped reading this thread, so I will post on the latest thread of crap too, because the Woot Gods deserve to be rewarded for my silly surprise
We are only 26 days into the new year, but I think you gave me the best laugh I will have all year!
Those of you that don't know, I reported a traveler in my Santa's Bag of Cuuuuuute! that was a really crappy surprise. There were a few dead buggies on my washcloth.

I never dreamed my first comment would start an insect infestation, and fumigation freakout. At first I failed to mention this was in no way a bastardly bedbug, just dead tiny somethings, from somewhere

Yesterday, 2 packages arrived on my porch. I heard Fedex, but knew I had no recent orders.. I opened the door to find 2 boxes marked "Woot". One pretty large, and another smaller. I have to admit I was kind of afraid to open them, knowing I had probably angered the Woot Gods and even Colonel Crap with my admission of my festering find. I got up the nerve to open it, on the front porch as I did with the Bag of Cuuuuuute!. This time, I was prepared for bugs.
Well, to my shock the big box contained- "BUGS". This time, it even had mutated monsters!!! My mother was visiting, and she knew of my crapastic find, so we both died laughing. The Woot Gods share my sick sense of humor. It is a HEX BUG NANO Habitat Set and Raceway!! It is designed as a racetrack for bugs, complete with bugs that flip over and race down the tracks. Best gag ever Woot!

The second box contained:
5 extra large shirts
1 All in one FM transmitter set
1 of that thing that looks like some kind of S&M toy, but I can't remember what it really does?

The bugs and bug racetrack would have been fine alone, I loved it! To add a few real craps to it was going over the top, and I thank you.
I love the Woot Gods. It's very difficult to find anyone on earth with my sarcastic sense of humor, and finding a company with one is amazing. Amazon didn't take that away people! I can't wait to see what craptastic things are in everyone's future, including mine
Thanks Woot! Still laughing

That's awesome. After integrity, I think the most valuable thing you can have is a great sense of humor.

Or Abs.

Kenny0472 wrote:2.8 lbs. 14 x 10.2 x 8.6

Doesn't sound promising, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed for something decent! Scheduled to arrive 2/2.

I have a twin! 2/1 for me (but our 1st baby is due then so stay tuned for a potential delayed post)

7.9 lbs.
24.2 in. x 16.2 in. x 14.6 in.

This is my first Barrels of Crud and it looks like a good one!

superpope wrote:Got mine today. For those interested, FedEx listed it as weighing 5.4 lbs.

1 Ultimotion Swing Zone Sports motion controlled videogame (fake Wii thing that plugs right into the TV via composite video)
1 Spy Gear - Spy Wire Sliding-The-Circuits game
1 Recycled PET tote bag

Not bad, my son will be happy. However if my math is right, that's only 2 craps and 1 bag.

What's the deal? Where's my third crap?

What were the dimensions on yours? Mine has that weight with a size of 18 in. x 14.6 in. x 14.2 in.

I am curious to find out if the guy that got so many bags of crap through his workplace will get all the same thing...hope to make it past the final page of ordering sometime soon. Got both my packages today of other woots I ordered during the woot off. One is from homewoot.