Broken Old Chevy came Saturday but I was out of town and had to wait until today to pick it up. All I can say is wow, definitely some choice crap with this one...

1 Ultimotion
1 Star Trek Memories by William Potty Emergency (4 audio cassette set...slightly used). Definitely the star of the box. (note: Woot forum auto-changed his last name to Potty
Emergency. No respect for Captain Kirk)
3 issues of Art Bell After Dark from 1995 (addressed to come guy in Washington).
1 tin of Mickey Mouse bandaids
1 bag
Also a Ziploc bag full of orange foam ear plugs

wootified wrote:that qualifies as 3 plus bag

Again, this seems like 2 plus bag. The multiple T-shirts count as one crap, no? There's always debate about this.

OldMatador wrote:Again, this seems like 2 plus bag. The multiple T-shirts count as one crap, no? There's always debate about this.

That's what I was thinking...

jsoko wrote:That's what I was thinking...

Like for instance, last month I got a box of 5 Woot Tees in my Barrels of Crud. The Tees were in a box, sealed. I'd say that's one crap, not 5. Same should hold for the T-shirts in this bag.

If it was considered 5 items, a lot of people would've just gotten this box.

OldMatador wrote:Again, this seems like 2 plus bag. The multiple T-shirts count as one crap, no? There's always debate about this.

it's 2 (TWO) shirts - that counts as two in my book. If you got two beer glasses would you count that as 1 item?

p.s. last post on this discussion.

wootified wrote:it's 2 (TWO) shirts - that counts as two in my book. If you got two beer glasses would you count that as 1 item?

Yep. The item is a Beer Glass, in multiple quantities.

waystevens wrote:
1 Star Trek Memories by William Potty Emergency (4 audio cassette set...slightly used)

The filters are getting a little bit out of control.

kkelley69 wrote:

1 - DVD set (4 dvds) Mystery Science Theater 3000 vol 20 - totally AWESOME

Thanks Woot!

That's some adequate crap, kudos.

omh1009 wrote:The filters are getting a little bit out of control.

I wonder, if Potty Emergency turns into Potty Emergency...

EDIT: Nope.

OldMatador wrote:I wonder, if Potty Emergency turns into Potty Emergency...

EDIT: Nope.

You mean back to Sh@+ner?
No, it doesn't. But you already knew that.

Hmm... 3 craps, no bag.

Purple XL t-shirt.
Hulk USB Smash Button
18 DVD set of "Ocean Life"

johninc wrote:Hmm... 3 craps, no bag.

Purple XL t-shirt.
Hulk USB Smash Button
18 DVD set of "Ocean Life"

WOW! motherload, how many pounds?

Mine weighs the same but gets here the day after! You should post what you get and I'll see if I have enough self-control to wait for my own bag! :P

matt1976 wrote:8.1 Pounds

17.2x14.4x10.5

Estimated delivery of 02/02

My lil ol' 1.9lber arrived..

1x Green Tote Bag
1x Spitball Dartboard
1x Ugly Red? Shirt

Here is the obligatory Cat-Scan of the box's contents...

I have included all in a quick email to Woot, lets see how I make out..

Got my 4.4 pounder and this one was the best one yet.

1x XL Fruit of the loom blueish shirt
1x Spit dart board
1x cafe bingo
1x red duffle bag
and the best thing for last
1x 4th gen 8gb Ipod touch, used, missing charger has headphones, turns on and prompts me to hook up to itunes. It has a scuffed up screen protector on it, the back is scuffed, but hey it works.

AWESOME!!!
Thanks Colonel

Received my 10.9 lb box today.
1 Ultimotion swing zone sports
1 blue duffel bag
1 "baby boy sleeping" small plaque by GUND
1 "baby girl sleeping" small plaque by GUND
1 Swiss Legend Wheeled Duffle Bag
Thanks Woot! always thrilled to receive any Barrels of Crud Can't wait for the next woot off.

My 4.6lber arrived over the weekend to a locked office in sunny FL. Went to pick it up today and this is what greeted me:

• 1 – Ultimotion

• 1 – 3M "Pet Life" Thinsulate Pet Outerwear Collections feature Zippered Pockets, Removeable Faux Fur Hoods, Leash Slits, and Thinsulate Thermal Heat Retention technology
o Note the earlier statement of living in FL, also the fact that I do not own a dog. Two strikes against this one, THANKS WOOT!

• 1 – Recycled Green Tote Bag

• 7 – Plastic Bags of Texas Air

The last item is being contested under THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v3.0
I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items. While grateful for crap I would not be opposed to one more magically arriving.

omh1009 wrote:WOW! motherload, how many pounds?

3.8

MelloDev wrote:My 4.6lber arrived over the weekend to a locked office in sunny FL. Went to pick it up today and this is what greeted me:

• 1 – Ultimotion

• 1 – 3M "Pet Life" Thinsulate Pet Outerwear Collections feature Zippered Pockets, Removeable Faux Fur Hoods, Leash Slits, and Thinsulate Thermal Heat Retention technology
o Note the earlier statement of living in FL, also the fact that I do not own a dog. Two strikes against this one, THANKS WOOT!

• 1 – Recycled Green Tote Bag

• 7 – Plastic Bags of Texas Air

The last item is being contested under THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v3.0
I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items. While grateful for crap I would not be opposed to one more magically arriving.

I got the same thing and also live in sunny FL. I'm pretty sure they hate us here.

Got mine!

5.4 pounds of crud in an 18"x12.6"x12.5" box.

1x XL FOTL blue shirt
1x spitball dartboard
1x navy duffle
1x dinnerware designer
1x Skil 3 pack hard case driver set/precision screwdriver/ratcheting set

I gotta say, I love my crap. every. last. bit.

My Bag of Cuuuuuute! contained

1 - Recycled bag
1 - Rokinon 910mm x 60mm Refractor Telescope

I'm supposed to have two more items right???

One Ultimotion, one box of Mickey Mouse band-aids, and one small recycled tote bag. That's two turds and one bag, so count me among the shorted.

got my 4.9 pounder...

1 x Ultimotion game
1 x Catch Me If You Can Book
1 X Red Duffle Bag

Recieved by 2.9lb box today

1 x wooden spoon (1/2 of salad set)
5 x black woot monkey capes
1 x woot monkey key chain (screams when pushed)
2 x Hex bug race track (no packaging just thrown in the box)
1 x Tote bage

Got mine today, a day early.

7.1 pounds worth of goodness.

I do think I'm one of those who got short a crap though.

1 lunch bag sized bag in green
1 Ultimotion that may find it's way to the kids down the block
and
1 really cool LED Desk lamp.

The instructions on the lamp were in "Grorious Engrish" with phrases like:

11. Ideal color rendering: Color temperature of LED lamps is better compare to the fluorescent light with sunlight color effect, color rendering index is close to the fluorescent lamp with higher-performance.

Nice lamp though even if it's only 240 Lumens. It will definitely get used!

marbleson wrote:My Barrels of Crud contained:

1 Camo Pet Tote
1 Fake Wii Sports
1 Syma Helicopter with no box - looks unused, just missing the box.
1 Missing third item

When you say "1 Missing third item" you don't mean you got a letter from the Woot Gods saying your last item was too big to ship do you?

MelloDev wrote:
• 1 – 3M "Pet Life" Thinsulate Pet Outerwear Collections feature Zippered Pockets, Removeable Faux Fur Hoods, Leash Slits, and Thinsulate Thermal Heat Retention technology
o Note the earlier statement of living in FL, also the fact that I do not own a dog. Two strikes against this one, THANKS WOOT!

//snipppppppppppppppp

What size is that... ?

My ETA was just pushed by a day later... It's in MA and is about to do it's dance from MA to NH to CT to NH to Ma to CT to Nh before finaling coming to me!

My second Barrels of Crud more interesting than the first one. Fed Ex wt 5 pounds but felt lighter. 18x14x14 box Contents:

One night vision goggles (toy version)
1 USB Flash Drive with software for goggles
1 New Balance Safety Vest
1 singing card $2.99
1 Bicycle Bell that also says: "On Your Left"
1 small plastic lock & lock box
1 Blue Duffel Bag

Got mine...

2 XL T-Shirts (Redskins colors!)
Hulk Smash USB Button
Craftartist Wedding Day software
Small recycled bag



So, not too bad... Better than the 100 recycled floppy discs I got last time!

My Bag O' Crap was really crappy.

1 Spitball dart board.
Purple XL tShirt
Hulk Smash Button
1 Tiny Useless Tote Bag

Got crap:

2 crappy XL t-shirts
1 crappy recycled crap lunch sack
1 crappy hulk button
1 pair crappy shawn white sandals, too small for grownups and too big for little kids
1 crappy open package of 20 really crappy AA batteries
2 not-at-all-crappy 4GB SD cards

By the way, I scroll up and am reading an awful lot of whining. Do us both a favor and don't bother buying next time, 'k?

Mine was 4.5 lbs, about 17x12.5x12.5

1 dark blue generic duffel
1 blank blue t-shirt, XL
1 Spitball dartboard
1 Dinnerware designer
1 2-pack of phillips 9' HDMI cables
Some random stuff for an Ipod touch (a plastic casing with ipod touch insert, a cable, and some earbuds still in the package)

I'm quite happy with it, overall - My wife really wants to use the dinnerware designer, the HDMI cables will inevitably be useful at some point, and I really, really didn't want an ultimotion.

reservoird wrote:By the way, I scroll up and am reading an awful lot of whining. Do us both a favor and don't bother buying next time, 'k?

At least half were legit complaints...

3.8 lbs arrived today in Denver, CO

1 Hulk Smash Button
2 XL T-shirt (purple and yellow)
1 12oz Lock & Lock Contrainer with Red Top
1 Woot Monkey key chain with Orange Cape
1 Red Strap (by it self)
1 4GB SD Memory Card (no files)
1 Recycled Tote Bag
1 pack of 20 Fuji Batteries busted open
29 Fuji batteries (20 from the busted pack + 9)

Thanks woot for the bag

1x TRON Disney Ultimate Clu Action Doll
2x XL large T-Shirts
12 Task Clips
1x Black Gym Bag

Thanks Woot!

Just picked up my Bag of Cuuuuuute!. My first!

1x Black duffle-style bag.
1x Jerzees T-shirt, XL, Brown.
1x Dinnerware Designer.

As this is my first, I need to ask. I thought it was for a bag and three craps. Is the bag one of the craps? Are the packing bubbles? By my count, it seems I only have a bag and two craps. Help? Advice?

elangomatt wrote:No update on weight, but I just got the dimensions so that is:

1.3lbs/0.6kgs
14.2 in. x 10.2 in. x 8.4 in.
Due 1/31

I am pretty sure that I have the lights bag so far, not sure what that means so all I can do is wait I guess. And with this message, I am done reading the forum till my crap is on my doorstep.

Just got home to open my abysmally light biscuit of ca-ca (as quoted above). And commandment I is undeniably broken for me. My Bag of Cuuuuuute! contained:

1 x XL brown t-shirt
1 x uslessly small tote bag.

Yep, that is all. I thought I had it the mother lode with 11x half inflated air bags (with that many airbags, it must be something good!), but Texas air doesn't count as crap.

allisonandrews wrote:Here are the unidentifiables. They say ring zing and are like thick rubber bands.


BTW, the weight on my box was 4.8 lbs.

Zing Rings are for a launcher "gun" which spins them through the air. Slower than nerf darts, but a little heavier and more accurate.

Here's a video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ybgmdwLNF0

Here is the one I have, at amazon (and almost certainly the one your rings fit): http://www.amazon.com/Zing-Toys-ZG780-Zyphoon/dp/B003MAJXK8


Edit: I see I wasn't first to answer. But I'm probably the first who already owns one.