I just got this windows PC. Check out all these features:
Notepad, for simple text editing.
Wordpad, for more complex text editing.
Calculator, do math and stuff.
Paint, draw stuff. Photo editing!
Windows Live Mail, need I saw more?
Windows Live Messenger, talk with friends
Windows Live Moviemaker, film your cat.
Windows Live Photo Gallery, see pictures of your cat.
Internet Explorer, only the greatest browser ever.
Windows DVD Maker, copy your crap on dvds.
Sound Recorder, record yourself praising windows.
Math Input Pad. Input complex equations and stuff.
Bored? Play games! With:Freecell, Hearts, Chess, Solitaire, Minesweeper, Mahjong Titans, Spider Solitaire.
Seriously Mackies, get over yourself. Anything you think is "the greatest thing ever" that comes as standard bloatware on your mac, it's likely included with Windows, or something comparable is readily available for download.
You're not special for owning a mac, you're not morally superior, you likely just fell for the monster cable scam.