nerdtasticalone wrote:I just consumed ants on a log. It is a very delicious treat. One celery stalk, a bit of peanut butter, and a few raisins to give off the impression of ants...on a log. Quite delicious. I consumed it with a glass of ice cold spring water.
A man went and bought a house. He asked the realtor, "Why is this house so cheap?" To which the realtor replied, "Because it's haunted." "Haunted? You're fulla baloney!" So the man payed for it. Then, at midnight, when he was in bed, he heard high-pitched voices singing, "When the log rolls over, we'll all be DEAD! When the log rolls over, we'll all be DEAD!" `There's no such thing as ghosts.' the man thought, as he went back to sleep. The next night, at the stroke of twelve, he heard it again. "When the log rolls over, we'll all be DEAD! When the log rolls over, we'll all be DEAD!" "WhatEVER!" said the man, going back to sleep. The next night, once more..."When the log rolls over, we'll all be DEAD! When the log rolls over, we'll all be DEAD!" So this time, the man went outside to investigate. He saw a very old, very smelly outhouse. When he entered it, in the toilet there was a piece of crap with ants on it. And the ants were singing, "When the log rolls over, we'll all be DEAD! When the log rolls over, we'll all be DEAD!"
