dernst_ca1 wrote:Cool a manchick

That's my Father in law you're talking about, boy.

Benwahzx wrote:

Thanks, They clearly had to delete the picture from the lineup this time because everyone spent all their time giggling and none of their time buying. I was disappointed when I couldn't the picture.

Will this make my butt look smaller

saire wrote:Ok, stupid question. As a Linux, Mighty Archaic Computer, and now Droid tablet user...what does the F5 key do? Refresh?

Yes

3:00. A slow seller. Prime Barrels of Crud time. Im guessing with in the next three items.

biggoron wrote:Who in the heck bought 3?

my hero did....

caramil3 wrote:or a place to hold your schwetty balls.

Or the female equivalent, ahem? ;-)

Took one for the team... maybe I'll actually use it?! Y'know, like I use that coat rack..er, I mean Pull-Up bar I got here a few woot-offs back. :P

what would Billy Mays do?

MrMushroom wrote:Will this make my butt look smaller

yes - now buy three!

IT'S TIME FOR ALT+F4 .... I'M DONE WITH THE F5's

gandara wrote:
Gee, I could get this and stick it in the room with all the other ignored gym equipment.
Would it stack easily on top of the treadmill?


Some people collect barbie dolls. Some people collect Baseball Cards. Then there are those that collect, of all things, mid-evil torture devices.

Yes, I know I spelled medieval wrong

sshambaugh wrote:what would Billy Mays do?

Probably continue to decompose in his coffin.

saire wrote:Ok, stupid question. As a Linux, Mighty Archaic Computer, and now Droid tablet user...what does the F5 key do? Refresh?

It's a shortcut key for "I want three."

whosgotmyusername wrote:yes - now buy three!

and stop eating.

Kudos to the few old-timers that remembered Brave Woman. Talk about Woot not being what it used to be...

Come ON button, bounce! Bounce, button, BOUNCE!!!

I need more coffee....

apkano wrote:Yes

Thanks. And this is too funny: I just now noticed my Droid auto-corrected "Mighty Archaic Computer" to, well, what it did. Awesome.

I don't think it will be a Barrels of Crud yet- haven't been logged out yet.

Either going to be late or... could it possibly be a 4-day woot off? That would be ungodly.

There haven't been enough refurbed HP computers yet for it to be the last day.

MrMushroom wrote:Will this make my butt look smaller

no but it will enhance your schwetty balls.

Why would I wantto buy Kathy Smith's Ab Lifter Plus? Does she not want it any more? And who is this Kathy Smith, anyway?

Tiamat114 wrote:

OK OK Already! You subscribe to senorgif.com. We get it ....

Ahhh, yes, the almighty Woot dictionary. I forgot.

This looks like the contraption Eric Roberts built in the movie "Star 80" for his Playmate Playboy girlfriend; that scene is forever scary in my head, as he's building it he is grunting under his breath...'they're killing me...'

One for me. It'll join the collection of unopened impulse-buy woot-off boxes in my living room ... but only because I'll have no room to set it up.

Because my son stopped my re-gifting when he caught onto the fact he was getting my unopened impulse-buy woot-off items when I had to ask him what I'd given him every time they left the description off the shipping label.

is there a way to see how many are for sale? and does that bar really work or mean anything other than to be flashy?

Bag of Cuuuuuuuuuute! has to be coming

saire wrote:Or the female equivalent, ahem? ;-)

Well yeah, female equivalent to schwetty balls is called ahem. thanks for the enlightenment.

does Kathy Smith come with it?

I'm feeling like a total Wakko for buying this POS. Seriously, I could accomplish the same exercises by laying on my kitchen table and doing the same thing. At least it makes a somewhat-uncomfortable, but nicely positioned video game chair for me to get fat sitting on. sigh