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Schwetty Balls Golf Balls - 12 Pack

Speed to First Woot:
0m 22.553s
First Sucker:
DaveInSoCal
Last Wooter to Woot:
alley54cat
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 36% of Woot.com Woots
Top 16% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 34% of Woot.com Woots
Top 32% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 3% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 22% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 47% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 91% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 66% bought 1
  • 19% bought 2
  • 15% bought 3

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Quality Posts

  • (11:05 PM, 3/20/2012) ThunderThighs says tonight's WOOT! CLUE! is canceled.



kerneltrap


quality posts: 8 Private Messages kerneltrap

heh heh

sellbuyer92


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sellbuyer92

I'm going to save myself from the jokes this time...good night...and good luck.

I had a cool signature, but then I took an arrow to the knee!

Jertyrael


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Jertyrael

X'D

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tenkin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tenkin

TT, are we missing out on Woot! Clue! tonight?

pragmatist007


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pragmatist007

The Wootalyzer went batshit on this one.

KyserSoze


quality posts: 16 Private Messages KyserSoze

Hey baby, wanna kiss my Schwetty Balls?

bkarlan


quality posts: 45 Private Messages bkarlan

About time. I was missing my Scwetty balls

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse..." - John Stuart Mill

dilone


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dilone

So not a cash grab by people totally unrelated to SNL. So not...

alanhwoot


quality posts: 35 Private Messages alanhwoot

Goodnight, everybody!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 325 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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► NOTE: Tonight's Woot! Clue! is canceled...





Due to the woot-off.... Check back tomorrow for an update.




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dylanhellman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dylanhellman

No jokes? Wow.

RedFar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages RedFar

Get these Schwetty Balls away from me!

duhorg


quality posts: 0 Private Messages duhorg

What, no golf club to go with it? Talk about (not) getting the shaft.

new account - same old wooter

acorona4ever


quality posts: 7 Private Messages acorona4ever

How many schwetty balls can you put in your mouth?

ggrote


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ggrote

The mother ship won't let Woot post these before 9pm left coast time ...

"If you're not having fun, lower your standards."

saschab


quality posts: 2 Private Messages saschab

Schwetty balls seem pretty big in Wisconsin.

legacystation


quality posts: 1 Private Messages legacystation

I am frankly amazed that someone has not filed a sexual harassment lawsuit over this product.

Too Much Stuff

dennism220


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dennism220

I like to clean my Schwetty Balls when I'm done playing a round with them.

FiftyFootMocha


quality posts: 5 Private Messages FiftyFootMocha

This accurately describes my initial reaction:

http://www.myxer.com/ringtone/id/10757766/George-Takei/Ohhh-Myyy/

DaveInSoCal


quality posts: 15 Private Messages DaveInSoCal

I pick up a couple boxes every time these come up. They make great gifts for golfers.

All my posts are Quality Posts. Even when they're not.

bkarlan


quality posts: 45 Private Messages bkarlan
duhorg wrote:What, no golf club to go with it? Talk about (not) getting the shaft.



The shafts came earlier...

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse..." - John Stuart Mill

tinkernickel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tinkernickel

So i know you all are bummed about staying up late...but i'm EST, so I have to stay up an extra hour to see if a Bunnies Ogling Carrots even becomes 'available'...

caramil3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages caramil3

Ahhhh Schwetty Balls are back again.

Bizarro!

kippyj


quality posts: 12 Private Messages kippyj

So, anyway, TT, "craigthom" has decided I'm anathema tonight. He doesn't know me very well, huh? Reminds me of "Greg."

I'll be careful not to get banned. I don't even post pics, as you well know. I would appreciate a little help if he gets obnoxious, though. I haven't needed it very often, and I can take care of myself in the w00t-off forums, without help, usually, but he may be a "Greg" in the making. ;)

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lunastrixae


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lunastrixae

Do they have a warehouse of these aromatic things in Jersey???

ThunderThighs


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kippyj wrote:So, anyway, TT, "craigthom" has decided I'm anathema tonight. He doesn't know me very well, huh? Reminds me of "Greg."

I'll be careful not to get banned. I don't even post pics, as you well know. I would appreciate a little help if he gets obnoxious, though. I haven't needed it very often, and I can take care of myself in the w00t-off forums, without help, usually, but he may be a "Greg" in the making. ;)

Oki-doki.


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kippyj


quality posts: 12 Private Messages kippyj
tinkernickel wrote:So i know you all are bummed about staying up late...but i'm EST, so I have to stay up an extra hour to see if a Bunnies Ogling Carrots even becomes 'available'...



TN...the last w00t-off went 72 hours and ended with no baggieofcrap. Who knows what they'll do next?

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris

MarzieO


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MarzieO

Glad to see these are USGA approved...I'd hate to think someone might be out there playing with non-approved Schwetty balls.

Herding Cats and takin' names, every day...

shanteuse


quality posts: 3 Private Messages shanteuse

While we're waiting for them to get the balls off, what kind of scores do people get on the Crapshoot game?

kippyj


quality posts: 12 Private Messages kippyj
ThunderThighs wrote:Oki-doki.



TY...did I mention that I had a Philosophy class tonight?

I know I did...makes me a little crazy since I'm right-brained.

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris

tinkernickel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tinkernickel
kippyj wrote:TN...the last w00t-off went 72 hours and ended with no baggieofcrap. Who knows what they'll do next?



yep, i was halfway around for that one. since i'm battling a flu bug, i probably do need my sleep. think im signing off soon! My internet is far too crappy for me to even have a shot at the barrel of crud

beerbellybob


quality posts: 5 Private Messages beerbellybob

I have actually played with schwetty balls. I even let my buddies play with some of my schwetty balls. They have a soft feel. The dimple pattern is just right. They bite on the green. They will definately find the HOLE.

crashnet


quality posts: 1 Private Messages crashnet

I am now the proud owner of Schwetty Balls!

Maybe I should take a shower?

ggrote


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ggrote

So ... all joking aside ... no, really ... who buys a dozen golf balls without ever having tried them? I can see maybe buying a sleeve to hand around the Saturday morning foursome for laughs ...

"If you're not having fun, lower your standards."

kippyj


quality posts: 12 Private Messages kippyj
lunastrixae wrote:Do they have a warehouse of these aromatic things in Jersey???



Last time I heard, Jersey was the "Garden State," so what's with the smell thing...?

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris

DaveInSoCal


quality posts: 15 Private Messages DaveInSoCal

Are these LPGA giggety approved?

All my posts are Quality Posts. Even when they're not.

shanteuse


quality posts: 3 Private Messages shanteuse

I actually did hope for answers to my question about what kind of scores people get in Crapshoot.

localfitch


quality posts: 3 Private Messages localfitch
kippyj wrote:Last time I heard, Jersey was the "Garden State," so what's with the smell thing...?



I'm missing the joke/reference as well...

ThunderThighs


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tenkin wrote:TT, are we missing out on Woot! Clue! tonight?


Yep, canceled due to the woot-off.


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