bradyson wrote:Ditteaux, its just how SmartPost rolls.

Mine is still 1#, still in Houston, and still scheduled for Wednesday.

SmartPost ain't, or it would bypass Houston and come straight to Austin. ::whine::

My original 1 lbs has been updated 11.7 lbs and should be here on Wednesday the 4th. My first bag and I can hardly wait.

aphroat wrote:...scheduled for Wednesday.

SmartPost ain't, or it would bypass Houston and come straight to Austin. ::whine::

I'm an hour south of you and have the same problem, though mine is scheduled for Tuesday delivery...

Looks like my 1 lb., 6.93 in. cube is out for delivery a day early!!

dmaidl wrote:Looks like my 1 lb., 6.93 in. cube is out for delivery a day early!!

Same here!

Mine was delivered today - still only shows at 1 lb., but it was total awesomeness!

1 - Slumberjack emergency cot
2 - ECO Canteens
2 - tshirts
1 - 6 count box of Early Grey Flowering Blossoms tea
1 - Black duffle bag
1 - iGo Universal Car Charger
1 - PowerLine Car DC to AC Inverter w/USB port

The box was freakin' huge - 4-5ft long, and heavy!

LOVE IT!!

bradsbabe wrote:Mine was delivered today - still only shows at 1 lb., but it was total awesomeness!

1 - Slumberjack emergency cot
2 - ECO Canteens
2 - tshirts
1 - 6 count box of Early Grey Flowering Blossoms tea
1 - Black duffle bag
1 - iGo Universal Car Charger
1 - PowerLine Car DC to AC Inverter w/USB port

The box was freakin' huge - 4-5ft long, and heavy!

LOVE IT!!

You got a friggin cot.... awesome!!!

I definitely was issued another box of replacement crap at no charge. But the initial shipment was a bit light. lol

Mine's in FedEx SmartPost Houston, still sitting at one pound and 6.93" x 6.93" x 6.93"...

Mine said "delivery exception, no signature" for about 5 hours today, making me freak out thinking maybe it was something super expensive and awesome.

Then about 10 minutes ago it updated and said it had actually been delivered with no signature required.

blkh2bio wrote:My Benefits of Carrollton is on the move:
18.2 in. x 18 in. x 6.8 in.
17.4 lbs
ETA: April 6th

Hoping for awesome crap from my second Bunnies Ogling Carrots..

i got the same as you... fingers crossssssssed

zollars23 wrote:Tritto

And quattro. But I really don't expect there's any chance my Bag o' Crap will get weighed while on the truck, the first chance for that will be at the Martinsburg WV Smartpost vacation home.

lisaviolet wrote:Stupid, stupid, stupid...), I guess that kind of gives you an idea about what I think of that popup sprinkler thing...*lol*

I guess now we know why they are being placed into Bags of Crap!

My bag has arrived in Chino, CA. Slated for Wed., but I fully expect it tomorrow because they are pretty fast turnaround once it hits my USPS.

dunlax072 wrote:Just received my crap a couple minutes ago. FedEx never updated to show a correct weight, it still shows 1lbs. This is my best Bunnies Ogling Carrots to date:
(PIX)

Those task clips are wonderful! I have 8.6 pounds scheduled for 4/5 which tends to mean 4/4. I hope to snag some of those clips as well as the Lock&Lock containers. Looks like some great bags so far!

bradsbabe wrote:Mine was delivered today - still only shows at 1 lb., but it was total awesomeness!

1 - Slumberjack emergency cot
2 - ECO Canteens
2 - tshirts
1 - 6 count box of Early Grey Flowering Blossoms tea
1 - Black duffle bag
1 - iGo Universal Car Charger
1 - PowerLine Car DC to AC Inverter w/USB port

The box was freakin' huge - 4-5ft long, and heavy!

LOVE IT!!

Dude, a cot? That's nuts. Now you can sit back on your cot wearing a new shirt, sip tea out of your canteen, listen to music on a fully charged device, and... also have a duffle bag.

I just got mine:

Universal In-Car Charger
2x Mater Saves the Day
Flex Neck Reading Light
Rub N Color Activity Kit
3 Ft HDMI Cable
Pink Barbie Back Pack
1-Up Kids T-shirt
Black Duffel
Handful of AA batteries
2x Primula Flowering Tea - Earl Grey
Pro-Form Strapless Heart Rate Monitor

Mine hasn't updated since March 31st at 4:09am where it departed the Fedex facility in Dallas.

Did it leave there by bicycle?

Well I don't think anyone can say these are not pretty random. Sure there are some common items but that has always been the case.

Colonelcrap, thats some strong work there!

drsilentg wrote:i got the same as you... fingers crossssssssed

I got the same as both of you!

pleiadianjen wrote:Mine just went from Thursday delivery to Wednesday! The weird thing, my boyfriends (well fiance's as of yesterday, what a week! engagement and two Bunnies Ogling Carrots inbound!)

An April 1st engagement? I hope that portends a lifetime together filled with surprises and laughter. Congratulations!

dmw804 wrote:Mine hasn't updated since March 31st at 4:09am where it departed the Fedex facility in Dallas.

Did it leave there by bicycle?

Mine left an hour earlier and just arrived at MARTINSBURG, WV this afternoon.

mikebbass wrote:Well I don't think anyone can say these are not pretty random. Sure there are some common items but that has always been the case.

Colonelcrap, thats some strong work there!

Let's hear it for Colonelcrap! Three Cheers for Colonelcrap!


Oops...that was three chairs.

Um, well then, kudos to Colonelcrap!


Rats, that's was Judo.

How about all Hail Colonelcrap!


Oh. Well, at least that is hail!

Anyway, now all we need to make it like old times is for someone to get a box full of Sansas!

Received my bunnies ogling carrots today, check out my video to find out about its content!!!


http://youtu.be/qMh6QEnkw6Q

drgandalf wrote:I guess now we know why they are being placed into Bags of Crap!

From your lips to God's ear.

nico97 wrote:Received my bunnies ogling carrots today, check out my video to find out about its content!!!


http://youtu.be/qMh6QEnkw6Q

Can't believe how you threw your carp around! Have some respect for all the hard work by colonelcrap and the members of the unit!

(And wow, what a load you got there! Congrats!)

11.1 out for delivery in Temecula Ca. Hoping to see the mailman at any time! Give me the footflush, bug rackets, a pet blanket and of course a cot and i will be sooo happy!

not asking for much...i'd just like either a woot monkey or a foot flush....18.8 lbs and 18 x 18 x 11 box....there's room for that.....

My 1st wave 4.6 lb Bunnies Ogling Carrots arrived today. The contents were:
1 - black duffle bag
1 - Foot Flush
1 - Pet blanket - blue polyester with black pawprints
1 - Jerzees XL light yellow t-shirt
1 - 9-piece My First Baking Set - a tube filled with plastic cookie cutters,a tiny rolling pin and wisk
1 - 25ft Tape Measure

Scarily enough, I could actually use all this. In fact, I just broke my last dollar store tape measure yeterday. I'm disappointed in my lack of disappointment, but I repented by buying a monkey on Moofi! a little bit ago, just in case I was breaking any of the Woot Holy Crap Commandments.

I concur. Well done, Colonelcrap!

Just got mines in the mail! First crap so it's so far my best crap!



1x Star Wars: Clone Wars 2012 Calendar (just what I needed! I LOLED SO HARD when I saw this!)
1x Dr. Who (?) with Back to the Future Shirt (SMALL; I'm an Extra-Large; Giving it to sister.)
1x Christmas Shirt (SMALL; again. Giving it to sister.)
1x (more like .5x) Tupperware Set (just what I wanted. But giving it to my mom. Food to-go!)
1x Pet Blanket (just what I needed. Giving it to my pet. Or if tonight happens to be a very cold night.)
1x Lawn Sprinkler (Uhh... wow.. Giving it to my dad.. who would probably give it to my uncle who just got a house.)
1x Black Duffel Bag (Finally! A gym bag for me! Comes with a STRAP!)

0x Texas-Air
+ checked every crevices for anything that fell out.

Weight = 5.7 lbs
Size = 16.2 in. x 12.2 in. x 10.6 in.
Coming to SoCal.

Colonel Crap, I salute you! Keep up the good work everyone at woot! Was definitely worth the wait... however long I was waiting.

PS: I wanted a foot flusher and monkey. XD But I'm still a happy camper! :D

Bunnies Ogling Carrots arrived today

6.1 lbs

1 - pet blanket
1 - pop up sprinkler
1 - women's medium shirt that says "that's why you leave a note"
1 - 25' tape measure that has seen better days
1 - foot flush
1 - black duffel bag

I don't know if anything but the tape measure will get used, but the suspense was worth the 8 bucks. Thanks woot - I now know what all the fuss is about with the crapola. I will be gunning for another!

Is it bad if my fedex tracking page hasn't updated with anything beyond "Shipment information sent to FedEx" on March 27?
I live in a pretty small town, if that makes a difference.

Also, sorry if this has been addressed, I haven't looked through the 20 pages of comments I've missed yet, but will do that now.

Got my Bunnies Ogling Carrots a day early! Mine was 9.1 lbs (24 x 12.5 x 12.8 in. box).

20x Bags of Texas Air
1x Navy blue "gym bag"
2x Bug zapper racquets
1x Woot! screaming monkey
1x "Blameless" paperback book
1x NASCAR speed board coloring board
1x Blue pet blanket
1x Purple lightsaber (with $.49 sticker attached)
1x 3XL gold Fruit of the Loom T-shirt
1x CTA bowling ball for Wii
1x Invader ZIM: Volume 2 DVDs
1x Fun Flush Footflush

Checked into it and decided my haul's approximate retail value was $135.93. Not bad!

me too

mikebbass wrote:Mine is still showing a 1 lbs placeholder despite having left the Dallas Fedex facility.

nico97 wrote:Received my bunnies ogling carrots today, check out my video to find out about its content!!!


http://youtu.be/qMh6QEnkw6Q

Mine weighs the exact same! I laughed when you dropped the NASCAR coloring thingy. I live in Charlotte, aka NASCAR land, and I would toss it too.
The rest is a great haul!

stuntdriver wrote:NEW BERLIN, WI and still stuck with the placement weight & dimensions. Looks like I am truly in for a surprise this crap.

New Berlin, WI as well! Boyfriend's has already left there and is in transit, due tomorrow. Mine's coming Wednesday. Both changed from the placeholders as soon as they left TX though.

My 6.3 lb haul arrived a day early. I was excited when I checked the status and it said out for delivery, I may have even peed my pants just a little.

I got ...

1x Size small

1x Size small

1x badly beaten up War Stories dvd box set
1x stupid pop up sprinkler (truly crap)
1x blue pet blanket
1x iPhone remote thingy
1x Sports Illustrated calendar
1x black duffel bag

I'm not disappointed with my first ever bag of poopyness. I had been wanting to get my dad that dvd set for a while, I'll just have to adjust the packaging a bit. The shirts will go to my nephew and possibly a sister. My cats will love that blanket. And I think it's high-larious that woot sent the lesbians a Sports Illustrated bikini calendar.

Thanks WOOT!!!

So mine came today and had a 1LB 6.93IN dim...

1 - pop up sprinkler
1 - light blue t-shirt (xl)
1 - gym bag
1 - Woot 2012 calendar
1 - my first baking set
1 - jawbone Bluetooth ear piece

zilonox wrote:I'm an hour south of you and have the same problem, though mine is scheduled for Tuesday delivery...

Mine is finally "in transit", *in* Austin. Hasn't had a physical attributes update, however.

I bet yours has to come up to the Austin sort facility before it heads back to SM/NB. Maybe ours are in the same truck...