i envy the pet blanket, my 17 yr old siamese deserves a treat.. i often upgrade her bedding... other than that, not too sad i missed out ... AGAIN

Bunnies Ogling Carrots stranded in charlotte en route to SC......thought it would be here today

In my 10.2 lb Bandolier of Carrots.


1x Starcraft Edition Razer Marauder Keyboard
1x Over door hangers
1x Kids Tee
1x Pet Blanket
1x Stories of the War 36 DVD collection
1x Duffel Bag (fell on the floor during pic)
1x Foot Flush

First time without Texas air, I needed my fix.


Best haul yet Woot thank you

hackman2007 wrote:

1 telescope, looks new/refurbished and has I think all the parts (amazon sells it for about $300-400)
picture

Holy crap thats a large telescope! Nice bag

rman726 wrote:Got my 7.2lb crap today:
1x popup sprinkler
1x bug zapper racket
1x kids dinnerware designer
1x Instant Fisherman Portable Fishing Kit
1x pet blanket
1x over the door hooks
1x XL blue/green t-shirt
1x S car crashing into police public car box shirt

Will have to find someone to give teh small shirt to lol.

Try posting it on teetrade.org. The formal title of that shirt is "It came out of nowhere" You can goggle that title to get the photo for your posting. Trade it for something you like instead.

JirafaBo wrote:

What is this? Anyone?

Kinda looks like some type of door hook or something??

8.6 Lb Bag

8x Texas Air (2 popped)
1x 25 foot tape measure (Was just about to buy one today)
1x pet blanket
1x Black Duffel Bag
1x Ladies M "And that's why you leave a note" shirt
1x Foot Flush
1x Microsoft Cooling Base
1x Motorola Digital Video Baby Monitor MBP20
1x Clear 2 Go Water Bottle w/ filter

I am amazed at this round of craps compared to previous ones. Kudos to you colonel, and your staff.

Got my 6.4 lbs of 2nd wave crap.

1 - Footflush
1 - Popup Sprinkler
1 - 3xl plain green t-shirt
1 - Set of Yaktrax (just snowed here in CO!)
1 - Small black duffel bag (son already claimed)
2 - Woot 2012 calendars
2 - Dog t-shirts


Further proof that the woot! gods are omniscient...I just gave my schnauzer a haircut today and he's been shivering since. Unfortunately the boy dog t-shirt was way too small, but the pink doggy diva shirt fit perfectly. In other news, my dog now hates me...

JirafaBo wrote:

What is this? Anyone?

......It looks like giant used staples

19.3 lbs Crap Report
77 Piece Silverware Set
3-in-1 Screwdriver Thingy
Batman Helicopter RC thing
1 9 Out of 10 Rainbows Are Illiterate Kids Tee
Flower Bag
14 Texas Air!
I was hoping for a keyboard but happy with what I got!

1 black duffel bag
1 pop up sprinkler
1 yellow XL tshirt
1 woot 2012 calendar
1 broken GoWireless Bluetooth hands-free device
would be happier if the headset was not busted

hackman2007 wrote:My package was significantly heavier than 1 pound.

Here is what I got:
2 hanger things
1 pulse massage thing
1 telescope, looks new/refurbished and has I think all the parts (amazon sells it for about $300-400)
1 Duracall battery charger
1 bag

And of course, the picture

Sorry about the link, Woot won't let me put a picture

Attention Woot mods: If you can convert that link to an actual picture instead of a link that would be great.

Telescope envy!!!!

adamchatfield wrote:19.3 lbs Crap Report
77 Piece Silverware Set
3-in-1 Screwdriver Thingy
Batman Helicopter RC thing
1 9 Out of 10 Rainbows Are Illiterate Kids Tee
Flower Bag
14 Texas Air!
I was hoping for a keyboard but happy with what I got!

Mine is 19.7 lbs, so I might be seeing some similar crap. I, I uh mean, my kid would love the Batman copter thing! And who doesn't need more spoons?

Oh noes! My Barrel of Crops has not been delivered yet and it says

17 lbs
Apr. 03, 2012
12:19 PM In Transit Whittier, CA
06:15 AM Departed FedEx location Fedex Smartpost Chino, CA
12:00 AM Shipment Information sent to US Postal Service

The last time this happened on a woot item, my package was lost in the transaction from FedEx to USPS. After seeing all the awesome 17+ lbs ones, I really really really hope they didn't lose my package again.

poostorm wrote:And who doesn't need more spoons?

Perhaps my most craptastic box to date.



Barbie Backpack
2 Small Time Traveler shirts
2 Pink Buckyballs
1 Silver Bucky Cubes
1 Bug Zapper Racquet
1 SI Swimsuit Calender
2 Over the Door Hooks
3 Various Lock & Lock containers
1 Black Duffel bag
11 Bags of Texas Air

This may be the first box where everything included gets used. Thanks Woot!

On a side note - hope everyone at Woot! HQ survived the storms alright today - looked pretty nasty.

JirafaBo wrote:

What is this? Anyone?

How big are they? Can you give us a measurement or something for scale?

inkycatz wrote:

:thumbsup:

You're speaking my language.

Crap. It's right there in the title. When I opened my Bravo Oscar Charlie, I got so mad that I could have punched a baby. Then I remembered: it's called that for a reason! So, I'm thankful for the 3.6 lbs of Shiz that I did receive:

1x black gym bag
1x pop up sprinkler
1x Woot! Calendar
2x t-shirts for a dog

Oh, and I got a pretty sweet cardboard box with it...

I got mine today. First Bunnies Ogling Carrots so it was pretty exciting.

x4 random shirts (all female sizes >_<)
x1 blue duffle bag
x1 ION Discover DJ turntable thingy.

My 1 lb 6.93x6.93x6.93 box showed up today. Turned out to be 26x16.25x10.5 and 24 Lbs!!

2 Tote bags
2 Rainbow T-shirts
2 WOOT Athletic Dept. T-shirts
1 Mountain Trails Grand Pass 2 room tent.

I am very impressed with the randomness of crap everyone is receiving. And I think the way the Bunnies Ogling Carrots#39;s went off at separate times of the day is the way it should be done. That way the working stiff gets a chance at the bags also.
Thanks ColonelCrap!!

The crap has impacted!

This is from the 6 lb. 12.5 x 10.5 x 18 box.

Contents:

Small black duffel bag
Nerf iPod speaker wheel thingie (grandson)
Baywatch Barbie kids' backpack (granddaughter)
1 pack Fuji AA batteries
Flyswatter/zapper
2 Tardis/Delorean time machine Woot shirts (size small)

Now for the weird bit:

AC power cord, remote control, and instructions for a Silo LTSL4267F flatscreen TV, but NO television!

All in all, an excellent haul!

tscouton wrote:1 black duffel bag
1 pop up sprinkler
1 yellow XL tshirt
1 woot 2012 calendar
1 broken GoWireless Bluetooth hands-free device
would be happier if the headset was not busted

I had this exact same stuff! Including the broken bluetooth. Kind of disappointing, but still happy to play!

JirafaBo wrote:

What is this? Anyone?

Staples from a box-building machine.

6.4 lb box arrived and opened.

No Texas air.

1 16 month Clone Wars calendar
1 Men's small Zombie Bait shirt
1 Men's small turtle on stack of books shirt
1 black duffle bag
1 pet blanket
1 nickelodean benderoos 300 piece
6 small locking containers
and another one of these

My 6.9 pounder arrived!!!!

x9 Bags of Texas Air (but I can get all that I want at any time)
x1 Blue 3XL tshirt
x1 Black duffle bag
x1 Flying/screaming Woot! monkey with black mask and cape
x1 John Deere Tot Tractor (obviously returned, possibly from overseas due to the paper taped to the box with the unknown to me kanji-type writing)



Not the best of the three Brilliant Ol' Carls I've received, but still a nice assortment of crap. And my 2yr old loves the big box and the tractor (sometimes both at the same time!).

Some pretty slick hauls ya'll are getting. That Hedger from Black and Decker looks pretty slick!

FedEx is playing with our hearts over here. Tracking a friend and my packages that both had their information sent on the 27th, both left Texas within a couple hours of each other, both arrived in West Virginia within a couple hours of each other, but only one actually left West Virginia. I think Martinsburg is some sort of trap...

And the one that didn't leave WV shows that it hadn't shippied 'til the 28th, though it was reading 27th before. o.O

They still both read 1lb as well. It's craziness, I tell ya!

Wifey received her 4.5 pounder. She received

1 - pop up sprinkler
1 - black duffle bag
1 - pet blanket
2 - lock n lock containers
2 - size small ugly Christmas sweater t- shirts
1 - star wars calendar

Thanks Woot

My 12.3 pounder should be here tomorrow

Jertyrael wrote:{Snip} I think Martinsburg is some sort of trap...
{Snip}

I would have to agree with you on that one. Mine got to Martinsburg and left. Arrived in Haggerstown, MD, immediately transferred to Cumberland, MD, and is now BACK in Martinsburg. I now have an extra day on the date of arrival for my box.

Something smelly is afoot, and it's not my crap!

darkelfz wrote:Kinda looks like some type of door hook or something??

You know, I thought maybe the same thing. The smaller U shaped pieces fit nicely over the door. But they are rather scratchy.

Wish someone knew!

jon98gn wrote:I second that notion. The flatware is worth it alone. I'd be stoked if all I got was the flatware, a bag, and 2 generic squishy balls... hmm. sounds like a different bag I got minus the flatware and insert usb guarddog. Also could be worse, I am sure the missing bits are sprinkled around in someone else's bag. Kinda like the random ac adapter I received once in a bag.

If I didnt just spend about $100 at target on new flatware a month ago, i would probably be more excited than I was. and the bits are prolly all over a fedex truck, hole in bottom corner of box

My nerves are also starting to set in as I wait for my Bunnies Ogling Carrots to arrive. I've noticed a pretty interesting trend that some boxes have tons of super awesome items, while others receive only "crap", I suppose it would have been nice to see those "nicer" items spread across the Bunnies Ogling Carrots. Mine should get here on Friday, fingers crossed for something neat and random!

holygrailbob wrote:I would have to agree with you on that one. Mine got to Martinsburg and left. Arrived in Haggerstown, MD, immediately transferred to Cumberland, MD, and is now BACK in Martinsburg. I now have an extra day on the date of arrival for my box.

Something smelly is afoot, and it's not my crap!

Ya know the motto of FedEx and the Post Office, "It's Not Late If We Change The Delivery Date!"

It arrived! 9.1 pounder.

1x Cheap Duffel Bag - $1
1x Blank Woot Shirt - $5
2x Woot Calendar - $2
1x Yaktrax Set - $15
1x Foot Flush - $15
1x Culinare Food Preparation Set - $10
1x Sprinkler Station Squared - $30
1x Shun Electric Knife Sharpener - $80


Best bag to date! Estimated Retail Value: $158

rotflol wrote:How big are they? Can you give us a measurement or something for scale?

Here ya go. They're about double the gauge of a paperclip. You could forcefully bend them, but they won't just bend easily like a paperclip.



Let's make this a game... whoever figures out what they make, or are, I'll mail you one set.

Well sent my email to woot and they said that they'll get the missing 'crap' to me...

JirafaBo wrote:You know, I thought maybe the same thing. The smaller U shaped pieces fit nicely over the door. But they are rather scratchy.

Wish someone knew!

They really look like wood crate fasteners to me. The zigzag pieces hold the corners together. The big staples are, well, big staples. That's my guess, anyway.

JirafaBo wrote:Here ya go. They're about double the gauge of a paperclip. You could forcefully bend them, but they won't just bend easily like a paperclip.



Let's make this a game... whoever figures out what they make, or are, I'll mail you one set.

They're staples from a box building machine, like I said. Those hold heavy-duty boxes together, and when the machine messes up, they get all squiggly like that. What's the mystery?

whitelandt wrote:
2x Chuck Norris folders ("Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.")
4x Extender flashing light swords

bjmcrawford wrote:
1 woot monkey with mask and eyepatch-power-button-moustache cape

threat wrote:
1x Dinosaur slippers with mouths that pop up when you step on them (airbag in the soles)

maui wrote:
1 model kit (Revell, SnapTite, Star Wars, Tie
Interceptor)

rman726 wrote:
1x Instant Fisherman Portable Fishing Kit

PICTURES ARE REQUIRED (please)

hackman2007 wrote:My package was significantly heavier than 1 pound.

Here is what I got:
2 hanger things
1 pulse massage thing
1 telescope, looks new/refurbished and has I think all the parts (amazon sells it for about $300-400)
1 Duracall battery charger
1 bag

And of course, the picture

Sorry about the link, Woot won't let me put a picture

Attention Woot mods: If you can convert that link to an actual picture instead of a link that would be great.

To the right of the picture is a section titled "Links to share this image"

I'm extremely envious of your telescope. Congrats on the awesome score.