Well, the squiggly ones are almost twice the length of the staple shaped ones. And not thinner, so I don't know if they can be from the same original shape. Also, if the squiggly ones are errors, wouldn't it be more likely they were different?

Also, they came in an off brand ziploc bag.

You may be right, but just adding more info. I'm certain they are from something much more fun than a box building machine!

RV617 wrote:They really look like wood crate fasteners to me. The zigzag pieces hold the corners together. The big staples are, well, big staples. That's my guess, anyway.

Crud, you and Anorion are ruining my fun! That makes sense too. Oh well. Where do I mail your giant staples?

JirafaBo wrote:Crud, you and Anorion are ruining my fun! That makes sense too. Oh well. Where do I mail your giant staples?

Oh, I couldn't possibly accept them. Perhaps you can give them to charity instead? I'm sure they'd make some needy little boy or girl very happy. ;)

They're really Soviet Sleeper Agents.

Woot support is awesome...

I'm seeing a lot of cool things, I'm so jelly.

• 1x First act 5-pad digital drum set (middle pad broken, clearly someone had it for a while, all the pads have significant wear)
  
• 1x black duffle bag
  
• 1x Alive minis Lion cub
  
• 1x My First Baking set cookie cutters and rolling pin
  
• 1x Duracell Rechargeable Instant USB charger
  
• 1x Waterproof eReader Pouch
  
• 1x Mini Press 'n' Lights
  
• 2x Racquet bug zappers
  
• 1x Lock n Lock stackable container
  
• 1x Craftsman laser level
  
• 1x Tape measure 25'
  
• 1x Schwinn watch - broken
  
• 120x Fuji AA batteries
  
• 1x Small "Zombie Bait" tee
  

My 6.3 pound bag arrived today, I would say it is my best ever.

- Pop up sprinkler
- Black duffel bag
- Fun foot flush
- 4XL tshirt
- 2 Tupperware bird shaped serving platters
- 1 Awesome Woot Monkey with Woooooooooooooooooooot! cape and mask.

and last but certainly not least
- 1 8 GB iPod touch



Very, very awesome woot! Thank you!

I can't wait to see what my wife gets in her bag, although it appears to have gotten lost along the way. It was right with mine until WI.

Edit: The ipod turns on just fine, however it is locked so I guess I have to restore it to factory settings. I was hoping to avoid installing itunes on my pc if possible.

Check out Bailey claiming our Woot! Pet Blanket for herself...

http://youtu.be/_SAuQsb_TpU

Just a word of advice:

When you get your Electronic Bug Zapper Racquet and put the batteries in it then tape the broken battery cover on and press the button and it doesn't make any noise or sounds and you think the damn thing is broken or doesn't work; go ahead and touch the bug zapper part just to make sure it is broke.

That way you can be like me and scream OUCH MF GD SOB MF THAT HURT and have your finger throb for 3 hours and be numb for 2 more. Not to mention have the whole office laugh at you until they cry.

Just some friendly advice.

sheetz wrote:My 6.3 pound bag arrived today, I would say it is my best ever.

- Pop up sprinkler
- Black duffel bag
- Fun foot flush
- 4XL tshirt
- 2 Tupperware bird shaped serving platters
- 1 Awesome Woot Monkey with Woooooooooooooooooooot! cape and mask.

and last but certainly not least
- 1 8 GB iPod touch



Very, very awesome woot! Thank you!

I can't wait to see what my wife gets in her bag, although it appears to have gotten lost along the way. It was right with mine until WI.

WOW, an iPod Touch! I didn't think they really made it into Bunnies Ogling Carrots! I thought it was all fantasy when people post that they hope for one! Awesome!

bill7718 wrote:Just a word of advice:

When you get your Electronic Bug Zapper Racquet and put the batteries in it then tape the broken battery cover on and press the button and it doesn't make any noise or sounds and you think the damn thing is broken or doesn't work; go ahead and touch the bug zapper part just to make sure it is broke.

That way you can be like me and scream OUCH MF GD SOB MF THAT HURT and have your finger throb for 3 hours and be numb for 2 more. Not to mention have the whole office laugh at you until they cry.

Just some friendly advice.

LOL, LOL, ROFLMAO!

skippykj wrote:PICTURES ARE REQUIRED (please)

OK

my 4.6 lb crap is experiencing some blockage. been in Dallas since April 1, no joke.
disappointment is on hiatus

heres our opening video

http://youtu.be/r-ZA5K8PVQw

smerfherder wrote:my 4.6 lb crap is experiencing some blockage. been in Dallas since April 1, no joke.
disappointment is on hiatus

That is a reasonable and proper attitude!

JirafaBo wrote:Well, the squiggly ones are almost twice the length of the staple shaped ones. And not thinner, so I don't know if they can be from the same original shape. Also, if the squiggly ones are errors, wouldn't it be more likely they were different?

Also, they came in an off brand ziploc bag.

You may be right, but just adding more info. I'm certain they are from something much more fun than a box building machine!

The metal is fed to the machine as a strip, and the staples are formed in whatever length are needed as the box is being put together. It's sort of like a metal sewing machine.

My 24X12X12 10.8 lb box of contractions was delivered today. I let the kids open it while I watched on video chat. The box contained:

1x Jamba Juice Smoothie and Ice Pop Maker
1x Pop-Up/ Pop-Down Lawn Sprinkler
2x NASCAR coloring boards
1x plain black duffel bag
1x XXXL plain banana yellow t-shirt
1x WOOT Monkey (doesn't scream though)
1x red Brother Zapper Raquet
1x blue Brother Zapper Raquet (luky for the younger child wee got 2)
1x Sid the Science Kid: Gizmos and Gadgets video
1x Sacks of Life fold-away duffel bag with a small bag inside
1x pet blanket
1x fun foot flusher

What an awesome crappy bag! Thanks WOOT! If it all works it has to be worth more than $8 and I get to be subjected to HOMEMADE SMOOTHIES!! WOOT!!!

ThunderThighs wrote:This post is is full of so much win it's indescribable. I bow to you, sir.

Thank you, thank you. I try to make my posts as quality as possible.

And we do really appreciate the quality of the Crap this time around!

funniest thin

bill7718 wrote:Just a word of advice:

When you get your Electronic Bug Zapper Racquet and put the batteries in it then tape the broken battery cover on and press the button and it doesn't make any noise or sounds and you think the damn thing is broken or doesn't work; go ahead and touch the bug zapper part just to make sure it is broke.

That way you can be like me and scream OUCH MF GD SOB MF THAT HURT and have your finger throb for 3 hours and be numb for 2 more. Not to mention have the whole office laugh at you until they cry.

Just some friendly advice.

funniest thing ever

moeki wrote:funniest thin

Haven't checked since I got my tracking. It stayed at 1 lb and 6.93 squared, but it was far from that.

Around 12in x 24in x 36in.
Around 5-7 lbs

Includes:

- (2) Womens Large Shirts (any help with the exact ones would be greatly appreciated)
- Baywatch Barbie booksack
- SATA/IDE USB converter
- JVC HD Video Camera BOX with owners manual, charge, battery and cables - Who's got the camera!?!?!?

ANNNNNDDDD

- Memorex WiFi BluRay Player!

WOOT! Awesome Barrel of Crops! Thanks Woot! Gawds

My Bunnies Ogling Carrots arrived this afternoon. Nice haul on its own, but not the greatest compared to the others in this thread. (much better than my last Bunnies Ogling Carrots with a bunch of plain t-shirts and a lunchbox).


Skil Utility Knife Set - $14.99

Littlest Pet Shop Sunshine Stroll set - $11.99

81 AA Fuji Batteries (61 loose, 20 in a slightly opened pack) and 4 AAA - ~$33

1 Barbie Baywatch Backpack - $15 according to bagsofcrap.com

1 NitroStrike Fire Extinguisher - ~$7

2 woot “It came out of Nowhere” Delorean T-Shirts, size small - $30

1 Outdoor Origins Bug Zapper Racket - $5.99 (printed on packaging)

Duffel Bag, Black

Total: About $118

17.4 lbs of Benefits of Carrollton:

1 black nylon gym bag
1 blue cup
1 WL Illiterate Rainbow T-shirt
2 Cuisinart Pasta Spoons
1 Window Drape
1 77 piece flatware set

Good thing I enjoy having enough utensils at home! Awesome haul for $8 Thanks Woot!

cbrenth wrote:
1x WOOT Monkey (doesn't scream though)

Mine wouldn't scream either until I found and removed a little plastic tab that was protecting the battery. Might want to look for that (if you want a screaming monkey that is)

My 5.1 pound bag arrived today.

11x Texas Air
1x Prospera Electronic Pulse Massager PL009 ($38 Amazon)
1x Plantronics Back Beat 903 ($45 Amazon)
1x Schwinn GPS Tracking Heart Rate Monitor 810 ($97 Amazon)
1x Philips RC-5210 DVD Remote Control w/ Manual and AC Cable
1x Nascar Speed Boards, Coloring Boards w/ Wasable Markers
1x Pet Blanket
1x XL T-shirt
1x Black Duffle Bag

Awesome Woot! Thank you very much!

Gotta love smartpost, left Dallas, headed to Southaven, MS (near Memphis) and now it's heading towards baton rouge! I live near Slidell.

Got mine today!

-Black Duffle Bag (great for gym)
-Pop-up Lawn Sprinkler Station Squared (Great for the garden)
-2012 Clone Wars Calendar (great for... uh... not me)
-Two size small Black T-shirts with an odd little flaming ninja scene (great for teenage wasteland)
-Pet Blanket (would've been great for the dog we put down last week)
-Reflective New Balance Safety Vest (Great for running outside in the dark?)
-1 pair Altec Noise-Isolating earphones (great for fiancee who needed them, possibly to listen to music while running at night and wearing safety vest)
-two boxes of twelve packs of four pomegranate blueberry FRS Healthy Energy chews (great for energy after running at night with safety vest and listening to music with earphones)

It's no Hedge Trimmer or ipod or blu-ray, but it's still a big step up from the last Bunnies Ogling Carrots I got!

WOO HOO!! My Barrel of Crops arrived today - earlier than expected.
Box was severely damaged so I don't know if anything is missing. I am pleased anyway

1 x Baywatch Barbie Backpack (shocking pink) - $24.99 on Ebay
1 x Microsoft Notebook cooling case - 19.99 CDW
1 x Halftime Drill Driver w/ 20 bits, accessories and case - 7.50 Amazon
12 x 2pks Colgate wisps - 12.00 Dollar tree
2 x Ladies small Zombie Bait teeshirts - $10.00?
1 x bug zapper racquet $5.99 marked
1 x black dm. duffel $3.00?

All in all not a bad haul. Always happy with a Bunnies Ogling Carrots

So I got my Barrel of Crops.

Included

1x black duffle bag
1x brown Fruit of the Loom Best tshirt
1x mini press 'n' lights
3x Dale Earnhardt Junior Speed Boards
1x Pet Blanket
1x Pop-up/Pop-down Lawn Sprinkler
and the coup de gras
1x Cisco 2106 8-Port 10/100 Wireless N Router (AIR-WLC2106-K9) which retails for $1,500+





Holy crap balls this was an amazing AMAZING Barrel of Crops!!!!!!!!!!!!

zilonox wrote:Mine wouldn't scream either until I found and removed a little plastic tab that was protecting the battery. Might want to look for that (if you want a screaming monkey that is)

SHHH, I have a couple that scream already, I will keep this one a secret for as long as possible!!!

I got my Bunnies Ogling Carrots today! Nothing truly amazing, but I certainly cannot complain. A great crap except for one minor detail... no bag! I'll just assume that the "B" stands for "Box". I'm sure I could complain, but, really, it probably would've just been a black duffel bag.

Anyway, here's what I got:

1x Bug Zapper Raquet
1x Locking storage container thing
1x Package of "Crappy" clips
1x Pair of Sony Headphones (about $7.50 on Amazon, nothing super)
1x 25' tape measure
1x Package of LED stick/tap lights
1x Foot Flush
1x Small Men's "Zombie Bait" T-Shirt
1x Playskool Ball Popper ($37 on Amazon)
~40x AA Batteries
~20x bags of Texas Air (I'm afraid if I pop them, a tornado will come out...)

Got my Bunnies Ogling Carrots!!!! They, have all been fun/good, but this is the best one I've gotten yet!!!

19 Bags of Texas Air

Lime Green Bag With a Purplish Flower on it

19 AA Fuji Batteries, (Pack of 20 w/ one missing, love the randomness )

America Stories of War - 36 DVDs $19.99

Half Time Drill Driver $3.99

Xtreme Cables v1.4 6-Foot HDMI Cable $2.49 (2 Pack Sold on Woot for $4.99)

Panasonic 12MP Digi Camera DMC-ZS $149.99

And....

Best of all...

Wait for it...

Colonel Crap's Dry Socks!!!! $PRICELESS!!!!!!

THANK YOU, COLONEL CRAP, SIR!!!!

bradyson wrote:Colonel Crap's Dry Socks!!!! $PRICELESS!!!!!!

THANK YOU, COLONEL CRAP, SIR!!!!

D: Me jelly!!

bradyson wrote:
Colonel Crap's Dry Socks!!!!

Are they dry because they've dried out during shipping, or have they always been dry?

cntheilacker wrote:Crap. It's right there in the title. When I opened my Bravo Oscar Charlie, I got so mad that I could have punched a baby. Then I remembered: it's called that for a reason! So, I'm thankful for the 3.6 lbs of Shiz that I did receive:

1x black gym bag
1x pop up sprinkler
1x Woot! Calendar
2x t-shirts for a dog

Oh, and I got a pretty sweet cardboard box with it...

OK, seriously? I think I actually got the crappiest Sack-o-Feces of them all. Looking at what everyone else is posting makes me wonder if Colonelcrap and company are intentionally discriminizing against me. Shouldn't I get some sort of additional prize for this underwhelming haul? Anyone else think they got a crappier bag than me? Otherwise, I will proudly claim that title (actual title to be determined later).

1x Black gym bag
1x Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar 2012
1x Electronic Bug Zapper Racket
1x He'll Probably Be Okay shirt (small)
1x Epic Hairball shirt (small)
1x Art 101 86-Piece Art Set
1x Callaway Golf Humidor Set

Thanks for the crap!

kipin wrote:
1x Cisco 2106 8-Port 10/100 Wireless N Router (AIR-WLC2106-K9) which retails for $1,500+



Holy crap balls this was an amazing AMAZING Barrel of Crops!!!!!!!!!!!!

No kidding -- you've probably got the top dollar value Barrel of Crops.