rainger wrote:1. Why does your 7 year old daughter have text messaging?
2. QUIT LEAVING ME IN SUSPENSE!

She can only message family members and its on her iPod. Santa was good to the kids last year

...resumed...


So I head out to the front porch to grab the mammoth box. Its freakin heavy and awkward so I have to drag it inside. I am looking at the label on the box "Total Gym Core" and for some reason that name just sounds really familiar, why do I know that name....and why am I associating it with tears curing cancer......Oh CRAP!!!!! Its the Chuck Norris Total Gym!!!!! How many times have I mentioned Chuck Norris in these Forums? I am guessing too many.


ColonelCrap has clearly outdone himself (herself?) Not only have there been a lot of random but also a good bit of customization. Fantastic job Woot. This was the most fun Bunnies Ogling Carrots ever

So that's 1 Crap...what else
These are to listen to music while ZI begin my new workout routine

Some awesome sauce to keep sate the monkeys


I am guessing this is to put together the Gym


and I am pretty sure this is after I injure myself moving/using the Gym


and a bag


The funniest thing about this is that 2 weeks ago I asked my wife to make me a Piecaken

She said she would make me one as soon as I lose 25 pounds. Challenge accepted!!!!!!

That's craptacular!!!

mikebbass wrote:...resumed...

She said she would make me one as soon as I lose 25 pounds. Challenge accepted!!!!!!

Okay, you win!

One of the best Bee Oh Sees EVAR!!

Cnl Crap has made the Bandoleer of Carrots an event once again!!!

In case I have not made this clear THANK YOU SO MUCH WOOT AND COLONELCRAP yes I used all caps and you deserve it!!!

You heard the complaints/suggestions/whining of your customers, you promised to address it in true Woot fashion and by all things Woot you have delivered. Randomness is back, the chance for greatness? back, humor? back! Sure not everyone got an amazing Bunnies Ogling Carrots but I think we can all agree it was an amazing ride with lots of surprise items and good old fashioned BoCilarity.

THE Bunnies Ogling Carrots IS BACK!!!!!!

mikebbass wrote:In case I have not made this clear THANK YOU SO MUCH WOOT AND COLONELCRAP yes I used all caps and you deserve it!!!

You heard the complaints/suggestions/whining of your customers, you promised to address it in true Woot fashion and by all things Woot you have delivered. Randomness is back, the chance for greatness? back, humor? back! Sure not everyone got an amazing Bunnies Ogling Carrots but I think we can all agree it was an amazing ride with lots of surprise items and good old fashioned BoCilarity.

THE Bunnies Ogling Carrots IS BACK!!!!!!

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And all that...

Fantastic - what a treat to see how people can get the perfect fit. Congratulations, mikebass, on a great get.

Congratulations Woot!, for getting some excitement back - it has been a while since I've seen this kind of whir in the forums. Nice work cn. crap.

mikebbass wrote:In case I have not made this clear THANK YOU SO MUCH WOOT AND COLONELCRAP yes I used all caps and you deserve it!!!

You heard the complaints/suggestions/whining of your customers, you promised to address it in true Woot fashion and by all things Woot you have delivered. Randomness is back, the chance for greatness? back, humor? back! Sure not everyone got an amazing Bunnies Ogling Carrots but I think we can all agree it was an amazing ride with lots of surprise items and good old fashioned BoCilarity.

THE Bunnies Ogling Carrots IS BACK!!!!!!

I'm personally just thrilled to see people's reactions to this latest Bunnies Ogling Carrots After forum watching for some time now I could see that people were beginning to lose hope in the system. I find it neat to see the customized Bunnies Ogling Carrots as well as the wider variety of items found in each one. Also after @agingdragqueen probed the forums for ideas about the system, I'm happy to see that our responses simply weren't swept under the rug like so many other companies tend to do. We asked for changes and we received them and I'm so happy to see a company that is so devoted to its community. After finding out that my Bunnies Ogling Carrots was shorted one crap, a quick message to service sorted out that mess in a jiffy! I'll sit here patiently now in hopes for my own Bunnies Ogling Carrots glory someday! Once again congrats to everyone for successful hauls this time around. And congrats to the Woot staff for bringing the legend back to its former glory!!

Report from the field:
Bunnies Ogling Carrots en route to Ohio appears to be MIA

I haven't even gotten mine yet, but I would like to also say thanks to Woot! for making these bags so much fun again. Even when I used to miss out on the Bunnies Ogling Carrots, I would still take a look at the thread to see what people got. That got depressing with some of the last ones, but it looks like things turned around rather nicely.

The randomness of the hauls has been great to see!

Excellent job Woot!!

Got my haul last night:

1 small doggie tshirt - Pink - Doggie Diva
1 Med doggie tshirt - black - Bad to the Bone
2 2012 Woot Calendars
1 Breo Roam Sports Watch - Large
1 Pop Up Sprinkler
1 Foot Flush
1 Home Source International Queen Size Duvet Set - White
and finally
a black duffel bag.

Thus ends this installment of the March 2012 Bundle of Carbon.

Regular Bag amount issued: 3000
Bags issued this round: 2500-

I thought they were going to pull a "Moofi" and sell the remaining 500 later, maybe April first.
But instead the made the Regular bag Nicer.

Mine has been delivered! I just have 3 more hours until I get off work. Time has never moved so slow...

1x Black Bag
1x "Honey Do" (with adult tokens) poster
1x Pop-Up Water Sprinkler
1x Nascar Felt Coloring Book/Board
1x RC Helicopter controlled via iOS or Android Device (charger is broken though)
1x Yellow XL T-Shirt
1x Dog Blanket
1x Weird little gum ball toy
1x "Sport" watch

Not bad, but what can I do about my broken helicopter? The charger is busted beyond repair and I don't have anything close to the strange port it uses

rainger wrote:Mine has been delivered! I just have 3 more hours until I get off work. Time has never moved so slow...

You don't look good, maybe you ate something that doesn't agree with you, Its my professional opinion, as someone that has watched ER at least twice, that you should go home immediately.

mikebbass wrote:You don't look good, maybe you ate something that doesn't agree with you, Its my professional opinion, as someone that has watched ER at least twice, that you should go home immediately.

I did eat 8 slices of pizza for lunch... I am so sleepy!

mikebbass wrote:

The funniest thing about this is that 2 weeks ago I asked my wife to make me a Piecaken

She said she would make me one as soon as I lose 25 pounds. Challenge accepted!!!!!!

I wouldn't hold my breath on pound dropage. After all, the Total Gym didn't make Chuck Norris lose any weight. Chuck Norris made the Total Gym lose weight. Heh.

Congrats on your haul! So jealous.

studerc wrote:I'm personally just thrilled to see people's reactions to this latest Bunnies Ogling Carrots After forum watching for some time now I could see that people were beginning to lose hope in the system. I find it neat to see the customized Bunnies Ogling Carrots as well as the wider variety of items found in each one. Also after @agingdragqueen probed the forums for ideas about the system, I'm happy to see that our responses simply weren't swept under the rug like so many other companies tend to do. We asked for changes and we received them and I'm so happy to see a company that is so devoted to its community. After finding out that my Bunnies Ogling Carrots was shorted one crap, a quick message to service sorted out that mess in a jiffy! I'll sit here patiently now in hopes for my own Bunnies Ogling Carrots glory someday! Once again congrats to everyone for successful hauls this time around. And congrats to the Woot staff for bringing the legend back to its former glory!!

Posts like this make me go

• R&B Silverware Set
  
• 12 pack used Pro V1 golf balls
  
• Loose leaf green tea
  
• 3-port usb hub (new in box)
  
• Solar Bluetooth Handsfree Car Kit (new in box)
  
• Ladies T-shirt (9 out of 10 Rainbows...)
  
• Black duffel bag
  

I agree, nice to see these returning to what makes them so fun. Well done Woot!

My truly Craptastic Bunnies Ogling Carrots arrived today. Not one of my better scores but the anticipation was worth the 8 bucks.

The contents were:
13 bags of Texas air (contents smelled more like Trenton, NJ when deflated)
Pop up sprinkler
Blue bag
2 containers of Earl Grey Tea
4 table top tripods (to go with the 5 I received last Bunnies Ogling Carrots
iGo 8 auto charger valued at 3.99

and the piece de resistance.....

TWO bug zapper racquets.

Nothing of use today but I look forward to the next one.

Just got mine! LOVE seeing that the random factor is back!

2x Primula Flowering Teas
2x Blue Bug Zappers
1x Pop Up Sprinkler
4x Tabletop Tripods
1x IGO Car Charger sans tips
1x Lilac Baggu
Fistful of Assorted Fuji AA and AAA batteries

After all the buildup reading the posts on here. I'm still extremely happy with what Ive gotten, Ive always seen the primula tea stuff and thought it to be more of a gimmick than an actual "drinkable" tea (Ive got probably 12 pounds of loose leaf tea spread between 10 types here at the house), and thus have never really been willing to spend any money intentionally on it, getting TWO containers of it to sample, no matter the actual value, makes me one happy camper!

Thanks so much Woot!

wickf4 wrote:My truly Craptastic Bunnies Ogling Carrots arrived today. Not one of my better scores but the anticipation was worth the 8 bucks.

The contents were:
13 bags of Texas air (contents smelled more like Trenton, NJ when deflated)
Pop up sprinkler
Blue bag
2 containers of Earl Grey Tea
4 table top tripods (to go with the 5 I received last Bunnies Ogling Carrots
iGo 8 auto charger valued at 3.99

and the piece de resistance.....

TWO bug zapper racquets.

Nothing of use today but I look forward to the next one.

Mmmmmmmm Earl Grey tea, that's my favorite.

My sweet sheebus I just got my massive 14.8 pounder, but I can't even bring it into the house cause I can't lift anything anymore, so I'm waiting for my father to lug it in for me.

Naturally though I couldn't resist opening the box though after an hour of waiting, so I ripped into that bad boy and got the coolest crap I have ever received!

I can't take pictures until it gets inside, but seriously, I love you Colonel Crap!

The best one ever. Of course the first one is always the best since I have not gotten a second one.

My Box of Crapperjacks:

1 - Art101 Artist Kit 86 Pieces
1 - Generic Tote Bag
1 - Calendar
2 - Shirts
1 - Bug Racket

and

1 - Pop-up/down sprinkler

I was curious how Woot ended up with the Sprinklers? Was this originally going to be an item for a "Today's Woot"?

ronfronberg wrote:
I was curious how Woot ended up with the Sprinklers? Was this originally going to be an item for a "Today's Woot"?

It was on sellout.woot.com on September 16th, 2011.

Tiamat114 wrote:My sweet sheebus I just got my massive 14.8 pounder, but I can't even bring it into the house cause I can't lift anything anymore, so I'm waiting for my father to lug it in for me.

Naturally though I couldn't resist opening the box though after an hour of waiting, so I ripped into that bad boy and got the coolest crap I have ever received!

I can't take pictures until it gets inside, but seriously, I love you Colonel Crap!

Now I'm dying in suspense.

My haul had me very excited until I pulled it all out of the box only to find out that everything breakable was broken.

1 ism-370 Karaoke Machine with ipod dock
(No microphone in the box and unit doesn't power on)
2 bug zapper racquets (both broken)
1 Ladies t shirt
1 reusable bag with purple flower (ripped)
2 Tea flower sets (crushed)
1 iGo charger, sans tips

I was very excited when I thought I had a new device to let my daughter dock her iPod to but oh well. Electronic recycling around me costs money so I lost money on this one since I can't just throw out the Karaoke machine.
Bummer, I think this has burn me on woot for a while. I have been buying for 6 years and this was the first Barrel of Crops I ever got.

MrJazz wrote:Now if that was a BACON Tracking System, then you'd have something there!

You know. That is a great idea there. A Bacon Tracker. Instead of pinging it sizzles?

ronfronberg wrote:
I was curious how Woot ended up with the Sprinklers? Was this originally going to be an item for a "Today's Woot"?

I received my Big Old Couch in a box for those sprinklers...

2x Electric Fly Swatter
4x Mini-Tripods
2x Herbal Tea
1x Car charger with no ends
1x bag
1x pop up water sprinkler

andrewshulman wrote:You know. That is a great idea there. A Bacon Tracker. Instead of pinging it sizzles?

Tracker?

If you're a real bacon enthusiast, you're on a first name basis not with the farmer, but with the pig. No tracking needed.

And for the record, Hotlips was good. (My wife has a strange sense of humor when naming animals.)

1 x iGO charger with no tips (so completely useless)
3 x tabletop tripods
1 x Primal Tea
1 x cat in the hat shirt, size small. Without kids, this might fit my big toe. lol
1 x Pop-Up Lawn sprinkler
1 x Purple flower bag


ouch.

inkycatz wrote:Now I'm dying in suspense.

Me too me too! Lets see it.

firebirdude wrote:1 x iGO charger with no tips (so completely useless)
3 x tabletop tripods
1 x Primal Tea
1 x cat in the hat shirt, size small. Without kids, this might fit my big toe. lol
1 x Pop-Up Lawn sprinkler
1 x Purple flower bag


ouch.

Did you stub your toe?

novastarj wrote:Congrats on the score!

So have you tried it? Does it work? That's the ORIGINAL Roku model released about 4 years ago and long since discontinued. I'm amazed they even had any sitting around the warehouse.

yup. Works perfect. Took about 1 minute to get it plugged in and running hulu plus, netflix, crackle, etc. It is AWESOME! Seriously people, if you dont have one, you need to get one! Lots of free content or u can getl ow cost subscriptions. U can even get new release movies cheap on the amazon channel. Mlb tv, nba. If they add NFL, i dont think ill ever leave the house again. I absolutely love it!

Thank you thank you thank you Woot!!!! You guys rock!

My brother opened my 13.2 pounder and reported to me what I got:

1x Kiddy Adventure Pack (child-holding backpack)
1x iGo charger without tips
1x Grocery bag with purple flowers
1x Baywatch Barbie backpack
1x Splatty Birthday Woot shirt (WL)
1x Reading Rocket Ship Woot shirt (WL)
1x Dream Cheeky Ipod/Iphone/Ipad Powered Remote Missile Launcher
6x 12-pack canisters of flowering earl grey tea

Very interesting mix of stuff.

USPS Delivered!

1 x Women's L Rainbow T (Wife's)
1 x Primula Earl Grey Tea (Mom for x-mas)
1 x Primula Rose bud tea (Mom for x-mas)
1 x Red duffle (Goodwill)
1 x Tabletop Tripod (handy)
1 x Skil T-handle set (x-mas re-gift)
1 x R+B 77 piece flatware set (No idea)
1 x Humvee Desert Camo Elbow & Kneepad set! (No idea)

Thanks Woot!

Can't wait to get the chance to do this all over again soon!

My Bag was fantastic. Lock + Lock food storage set, Electric bug zapper (already zapped myself and a few co-workers) A Cars book with buttons that make noise... for kids. Barbie Backpack, Black Duffle bag, some drink holder or something, a ladies small woot shirt. and something else I'm forgetting. Edit: A Igo phone charger and expired tea. That's what I forgot.

All Hail ColCrap!

12.2 lbs came today

-black bag
-56 AA fugi batteries
-fun foot flush
-size 4X black t shirt
-pet blanket
- two black sony ipod speakers
-woot ninja flying monkey
-2 bug zappers
-trainermat yoga mat and DVD set
-magic draw kids toy
-nascar coloring poster