Such generous rations distributed throughout the troops!


LOVE IT!

I'm so jelly of all the great crap woot is giving to the community.

Mine was just delivered a few minutes ago and I am leaving work now. I can't wait to see what is in it.

Got mine yesterday. Considering how long it's been since I managed to nab one, I guess it's not the worst I've had:

-- iLuv 1.3 megapixel computer webcam. (What does the red sticker with the handwritten "DM" mean? I hope it works.)

-- Plain Navy-blue Hanes 4-XL Beefy Tee (4 times my size).

-- Pet Blanket (my dog says "woot woot!")

-- Set of Lock&Lock BPA-free "Save it Alive" storage containers (Originally labeled for shipment to Rochester Hills, MI) destined for yard sale.

-- Bag of 3 random toy cars showing various degrees of use. From the Woot conference room maybe?

-- Small generic nylon duffle bag.

--Pop-up/Pop-down Lawn Sprinkler. (Who the heck dreamed that up?)

-- Nascar Speed Board -- No. 48 Jeff Gordon "For fans from 3 to 103" (although my wife, the Nascar fan in the family, isn't interested).

-- 2 Bug Zapper Racquets. (Trust me, they're worthless unless you're walking through a cloud of skeeters. But why would you?)

-- Two packages of Nvizio pen refills. (Look as though they'd been abused, kicked under a storage shelf long ago, collected a layer of Texas dust and were discovered as my box was being packed.) Too bad I don't have the pens to hold them, and don't really need them.

-- 1 black-caped and -masked Wooooooooooot Screaming Monkey, joining my collection of three surviving Woot monkeys.

Can't complain for $8. Thanks, Woot!

bonger wrote:

-- Nascar Speed Board -- No. 48 Jeff Gordon "For fans from 3 to 103" (although my wife, the Nascar fan in the family, isn't interested).

48 Gordon? I'm not the biggest NASCAR fan, but isn't Gordon 24? Just wondering if they put the wrong number on the pic.

Could be a collectors item. ;)

Mine was waiting today. First Bunnies Ogling Carrots I got exactly 3 craps

1x blue duffel bag
1x ladies small zombie bait shirt
1x first play digital drum set.

The drum set is a little beat up, but it did have all parts and is working. New its $50 online so well worth the $8.

iamjs wrote:48 Gordon? I'm not the biggest NASCAR fan, but isn't Gordon 24? Just wondering if they put the wrong number on the pic.

Could be a collectors item. ;)

48 is Jimmie Johnson. It would be a misprint and could be worth money but I'm going to guess that the poster posted incorrectly.

Oh, and congrats to all the wonderful crap Wooters!!! Someday, maybe, I too, will be able to rejoice in such bounty...

Well, after my wait, it arrived. 9.2 lbs.

1 kitchen play set(which may or may not all be in the box-disassembled)
1 broken keychain monkey
1 black bag
1 3x green shirt

Underwhelmed, but hey, whatever. It's crap.

Huzzah!

My marvelous Barrel of Crops contained the following:



R+B Everyday 77 Piece Service for 12 Flatware Set
200W Powerline DC to AC Inverter with USB Power Port
Skil 52 Piece Ratcheting T-Handle Set
Cuisinart Skimmer (with Lift & Strain action!)
Rainbow's Illiterate shirt (Women's Large)
Fruit of the Loom Burgundy colored shirt (Medium)
Re-usable green tote bag
13 Bags of Texas air (not pictured)

The ration #2 (which is in reality #1 from the first showing, that have somehow got beaten by wife's ration from the very last showing, which arrived yesterday) have landed, and this unit is highly impressed!

FedEx never changed the weight or size from standard placeholders. So I had no clue what's coming. Then the mail lady rang the door. I jumped up and opened to see her standing there empty handed. WHAT?

Well, she said something about wanting to make sure I'm home, because she has a "very big" box for me...

Hmmmm..... I took the hint and volunteered to come out and grab it right from her truck.

And so here's the rundown:

1. A generic flower bag.

2.


"The Doors" High performance in-ear buds. Or so the box says. Appears new.

3.


Battery Charger with 4 Batteries. The other 4 not included. New and sealed.

4.


Prospera Electronic Pulse Massager. New, sealed.


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Last, but not least

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LG LuV400T Kompressor Total Care Upright Bagless Vacuum! Looks new, all parts wrapped in plastic. The box was apparently open just to stuff in the rest of crаps, as they were found between the vacuum parts!

Now that is a one great BоC here! All through the times when some people whined and complained I remained optimistic, that BоC has great future, and turns out I was right!

Thank you Woot, and thank you Colonel Crap, sir! You have set a very high mark for the BоC game! Now the job is to keep it up!

The woot gods have miss placed my letter I expect it to be arriving soon.

Anyways I like my crapy crap a lot, this is one of the better bags I have gotten, and the woot gods actually did listen to some of my suggestions!!! Shocking I know!

14x Bags of Texas air
1x Green bag with purple flowers made from recycled materials
1x 6ft Ethernet and HDMI gold tipped cable
1x Half Time Drill Driver
1x Giant flinging Screaming monkey

and then the 2 things I asked for

1x American War stories DVDs
1x Kershaw Drone knife

Thanks Woot! :D

Here's my haul. PM if interested in the backpack or the shirt....

1x baywatch barbie backpack
1x WS "I'm here to rescue...uh..." shirt
1x primula earl grey black tea flowering tea
1x iGo universal in-car charger
3x tabletop tripod
1x pop-up sprinkler

Thanks woot!!

inkycatz wrote:Posts like this make me go

(Snoopy dance)

I cannot think o a more fun occupation than building Boxes...

iamjs wrote:48 Gordon? I'm not the biggest NASCAR fan, but isn't Gordon 24? Just wondering if they put the wrong number on the pic.

Could be a collectors item. ;)

48 is Jimmie Johnson

Got my crap today. The wife text'd me to see if she and the kids could open it. I guess I didn't respond fast enough because 5 minutes later she text'd again saying she opened it.

Got:

- illiterate T-shirt (modeled by Barkley)
- flatware set
- ladle
- Captain America cheapo headphones
- snuggie
- shopping bag
- lots of bags of Texan air

Here's my haul, nothing too fantastic. I forget how to do the Youtube embed on Woot, so meh

usty wrote:Mine was waiting today. First Bunnies Ogling Carrots I got exactly 3 craps

1x blue duffel bag
1x ladies small zombie bait shirt
1x first play digital drum set.

The drum set is a little beat up, but it did have all parts and is working. New its $50 online so well worth the $8.

That's 2 craps and 1 bag, you're owed a crap actually.

firebirdude wrote:1 x iGO charger with no tips (so completely useless)
3 x tabletop tripods
1 x Primal Tea
1 x cat in the hat shirt, size small. Without kids, this might fit my big toe. lol
1 x Pop-Up Lawn sprinkler
1 x Purple flower bag

Seriously? I think I win the award for worst Bunnies Ogling Carrots Even those of you that didn't get "bigger ticket items", you still got TWO shirts or an entire 6-pack of Primal Tea...

My crap arrived yesterday:
1 black duffel bag
1 iGo car charger (tip free, my boss has the tips)
1 NASCAR Speed board (National Guard car)
1 Gold T-shirt (actually fits me)
1 Lock N Lock Food to Go set (blue)

AND the unique item:
1 SOG Fast Hawk


Overall a pretty good crap. Perhaps I'll get a headdress next time to match my new tomahawk.

Ours came today!

1x baywatch barbie backpack (AGAIN!)
2x WM shirts (will fit no one in this house)
2x primula earl grey black tea flowering tea (expired in 2011)
1x iGo universal in-car charger, no tips
3x tabletop tripod
1x pop-up sprinkler
1x nylon duffle bag

So here it is.

1-Knight Flight Batman (got this last time too) Now I have a set.

2-Ratcheting T-Handle 52 pc. Set (all there!)

3- Light Blue Ladies T-Shirt that says "9 out of 10 Rainbows are Illiterate"

4-New in the box (though box was beat up) JVC Everio HD Camcorder 40x zoom. All accessories included. Retails at $185.00

SCORE!!!

Should I be mad there was no BAG of any type?

elfman99 wrote:So here it is.

1-Knight Flight Batman (got this last time too) Now I have a set.

2-Ratcheting T-Handle 52 pc. Set (all there!)

3- Light Blue Ladies T-Shirt that says "9 out of 10 Rainbows are Illiterate"

4-New in the box (though box was beat up) JVC Everio HD Camcorder 40x zoom. All accessories included. Retails at $185.00

SCORE!!!

Should I be mad there was no BAG of any type?

When "u mad, bro", a quick note to service@woot.com will make you feel better, fo' sho'.

(Translation: If it's a thing to you, mail them and see what they say.

firebirdude wrote:Seriously? I think I win the award for worst Bunnies Ogling Carrots Even those of you that didn't get "bigger ticket items", you still got TWO shirts or an entire 6-pack of Primal Tea...

I didn't even get the tea, so you're one up on me.

For those of you whining about your crap, refer to the commandments.

Seriously it's an $8 gamble, sometimes you get crappy crap, sometimes it's awesome crap. Either way you won the game, cause you got a bag. Most people don't even one.

holygrailbob wrote:For those of you whining about your crap, refer to the commandments.

Seriously it's an $8 gamble, sometimes you get crappy crap, sometimes it's awesome crap. Either way you won the game, cause you got a bag. Most people don't even one.

I agree - I'm actually not upset at all with my crap I wasn't a 'big winner' this time, but that's ok

Just curious... with the Colonel in command could "The Letter" go the way of TPW?

I mean this is an amazing, all around back in form Bunnies Ogling Carrots and perhaps the letter will be no more in return we get more quality craps.

No pix for you to see. You will just have to believe that I am NOT making this up.

My 5.7 lb. Bunnies Ogling Carrots contained:

1 X Ladies green, medium Christmas T-shirt.

1 X Blue Duffel bag

2 X Flowering tea

3 X Tripods

1 X Pop-up lawn sprinkler

1 X Igo charger w/"Don't forget tips" sticker

AND: (Oh, I'm so excited about this!)

AND: NOT one, but TWO Baywatch Barbie backpacks

Can you believe my luck? How many times in one's lifetime could this happen? I would like to thank the Woot! Academy for this honor.

Dear Woot Gods,

Anyone who complains about their ßÖÇ should be banned from buying any more ßÖÇ's. Leave them for the rest of us that appreciate them.

-Grateful Wooter

stuntdriver wrote:Just curious... with the Colonel in command could "The Letter" go the way of TPW?

I mean this is an amazing, all around back in form Bunnies Ogling Carrots and perhaps the letter will be no more in return we get more quality craps.

There are close to 3000 bags of crap going out and maybe 100 people report their crap here. There could be letters all over the country and we'll never know about them....so sad....

I come home, guard cat isn't at the window, but I see an LG logo sticking out over the fence. My boc has arrived.

What could have scared guard cat away.

I round the corner and... Sorry need to upload the photo, brb.

maggie3052 wrote:There are close to 3000 bags of crap going out and maybe 100 people report their crap here. There could be letters all over the country and we'll never know about them....so sad....

Yes that is sad and has happened before I know. Just thinking how things change and well sometimes for the better as this round has proven.

GuardianBob wrote:I come home, guard cat isn't at the window, but I see an LG logo sticking out over the fence. My boc has arrived.

What could have scared guard cat away.

I round the corner and... Sorry need to upload the photo, brb.

suspenseful posts are suspenseful!

stuntdriver wrote:suspenseful posts are suspenseful!

I KNOW. We're waiting!

My Bunnies Ogling Carrots arrived this morning and the Colonel came thru with flying colors. Box weight was 9.3 lbs..

1x Black Duffle
1x Baywatch Barbie Backpack
2x LS t-shirts (1x zombie, 1x kitchen warrior)
1x electronic fly zapper (blue)

and

1x Rock Show Venue (works perfect after gluing two of the lights back in)

great haul and everything will be claimed by kids coming over the weekend

Thank You, Colonel Crap

What The French? Toast!

My Crap has been "out for delivery" for 2 days. I'm going to go to the post office tomorrow morning and see what's going on.

http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=4946911
I see immediately what has sent guard cat under the bed. It is his dreaded foe, his nemesis. The one thing to give him nightmares.



That's right folks the deadly vacuum. I bring it in and try to coax him out saying, oh they just reused the box. I open the lid to find a flower bag, a couple of t-shirts, a set of ear buds, a bug zapper racket, but the oppressive force still lingers inside. Yes there's a vacuum in there. I put it together and test it. It works, but he hisses under the bed and shrinks away further from me.

I fear I may have lost him. I line up the items in an attempt to make them seem less scary.


He's not buying it.

Dang, there must be something... And I reach for the last refuge of any engineer, the manual. I spot it instantly. I run to the bed, and point it out:


That's right guard cat, it won't be used on you. With this, he decides under the bed isn't needed, but he is keeping his distance.

All is well for now.

Thanks woot! Though guard cat is not impressed.

Wow, woot!

I think you may be back..

I missed out on the 3/22 crap unfortunately, despite the 2 or 3 opportunities I had to get in on it... I was bummed that you didn't offer the traditional April Fools hunt for some crap.

But in looking at what these folks got this time out, the old woot! is making an appearance.

Very nice to see.. Very nice indeed.

Non-broken part

thumperchick wrote:What The French? Toast!

My Crap has been "out for delivery" for 2 days. I'm going to go to the post office tomorrow morning and see what's going on.

Smartpost tends to be the last in priority for delivery, just so you know. (That's what other people have posted.)

Hopefully they will just hand it to you if you drop by. Good luck, we are rooting for you.

In some offices this is the case. In the post office I work in, Woot packages get sorted before most other things. Thats because a lot of the time, they are usually mine.