already got the cat's ability to sleep endlessly--just need the someone to take care of the bills so i can!

The Ant's ability to lift 20 Times it's own body weight.

OK, it must be endemic to mooses, because I also have the cats ability to sleep endlessly.

And I do, too. Hell, I'm sleeping right now.

As a commercial pilot, I already posses the bird's ability to fly. Ahhhhh the good life. Here today, gone tomorrow. Btw- The view from my "cubicle" will always beat the view from your cubicle.

BlackCreekBearTRP1 wrote:The Ant's ability to lift 20 Times it's own body weight.

oh yeah good one!

bird ability is good, but cat ability is better, wanna sleep...

Ah that takes me back.... as a child in therapy I was stuck between the cat and the bird. The bird has ultimate mobility and a (pet) cat doesn't have a care in the world. I wonder what they would have done if I had said "I wanna be a Gryphon" /end awkward flashback

ugh, the monkey one just reminds me of crystal skull

There is a shrimp I read about that can snap its claws so fast that it creates a bubble of heat hotter than the sun! That would be cool.

The running speed of a Cheetah!

The Jedi's ability to use the Force.

Fox's ability to not go crazy.

The negligible senescence of a lobster!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster#Longevity

The Honey Badger's attitude. Gee, I could run for President and no one would get in my way...

bleekii wrote:The negligible senescence of a lobster!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster#Longevity

Good one, I came here to say the tortoise's ability to not age, but I guess lobster works as well.

And if we all joined forces, we could be like the Justice League combined with the Breakfast Club.
"Breakfast Club of America!!!

tail + prehensile feet = win

The shark's ability to sense electromagnetic fields.

The three toed sloth's ability to write product copy.

The cockroach's ability to go a week with its head cut off.

Not the dogs sense of smell... (or ability to lick certain parts of its anatomy.)

The chameleon's ability to blend into surroundings and regenerate parts.

the Honey Badger's ability to NOT CARE

juhbreel wrote:There is a shrimp I read about that can snap its claws so fast that it creates a bubble of heat hotter than the sun! That would be cool.

Yes! The pistol shrimp! That would be pretty awesome For those not in the know, here is a BBC video detailing the awesomeness that is the pistol shrimp:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC6I8iPiHT8

As for myself, I think I would prefer the platypuses ability to be both sickeningly adorable and extremely dangerous ^-^

dontwantaname wrote:They do seem to enjoy it. Nose, butt, sniff and lick the _ick.
If we don't meet any other dogs, the _ick is dirty and I have to wipe it.

W T F?

Wow. I expected most people to choose the cat. I chose the fish. One day, the world will be underwater and all you bird people are going to get tired of flying all the time. Plus, I want to visit Atlantis :D

The Donald Trump ability to rack up money endlessly and have no use for it.

spacemart wrote:oh yeah good one!

Ant definately!

The raccoon's ability to wash its food before eating it!

The dog's ability to love endlessly and forgive instantly.

The Mickelson's ability to golf!

The cat's ability to control human beings.

BlackCreekBearTRP1 wrote:The Ant's ability to lift 20 Times it's own body weight.

WOW good one

Honey Badger, look it up, it's awesome.

The eagles ability to see!

The unicorn's ability to live forever - at least in legend. But they did miss the boat...

the plural of moose is moose. :D

mizmoose wrote:OK, it must be endemic to mooses, because I also have the cats ability to sleep endlessly.

And I do, too. Hell, I'm sleeping right now.