Gatzby wrote:I love the smell of Crap in the morning. It smells like... victory.
We've just received a missive from the front lines where Colonel Crap is pinned down, under fire from a squad of sentient Roombas. He assures me it's just a flesh wound and wanted you to know the Crap must go through.
In fact, it started shipping yesterday and should complete today.
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Thanks to Gatzby for getting my message out and thanks for the cover story. Fact of the matter is, the Colonel was struggling to figure out how this new radio works. In my day, you'd just push the button to talk and release to listen. This new system with all it's buttons and lights caused me to have to get one of our snot-nosed privates to explain it to me. Now that I'm able to communicate again, I'm happy to report that the entire deployment of Bandwidth Obstacle Campaign should be complete by 1800 hours today. More than ever, Stay Calm...and Carry On. The Colonel