abaird986


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royalrose wrote:13 lb Bindle of Caramel has been delivered and will be unboxed later today. The box seems to have been slit open - I'm hoping that an enterprising person didn't take something out of it... It doesn't feel like 13 lbs to me.



I'm waiting on a 13lbs'er as well, definitely post back when you open!

sarahouston


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Well I can't seem to get this picture thing to work, but I got my Bunch of Change today after reading what everyone else got....maybe stalking this thread a bit....

2 - Bug Zapper Rackets
1 - Purple Sunflower Bag
1 - Brown 1 Up Shirt - Love this, but it's a size small, which I am not.
1 - Terrific Turkey Thermometer
1 - Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Incredibly Strange Creatures DVD
3 - 4 packs of AAA batteries

I really wished for a Chuck Norris or cow...of which I received none. I wish the shirt fit as I would wear it proudly! 2.9 pds.



EmmEff


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My Bouts of Consternation showed up today! (only 1 day late) in a plain non woot branded box...
my 8.1lbs of wooty goodness Included:
1 Flu and Germ Protection Supplies
1 Delightful Sunflower reusable tote
1 4 pack of Shea Lip Butter
1 Natural PEACE body soap bar
1 Nylon Duffel bag
1 Terrific Turkey turkey cooking probe/alarm
1 Paper Mousepad
1 Generic Blue T Shirt (size large)
1 Ultimotion Swing Zone Sports Motion controlled game
1 Wellsfargo.com/Backstage MP3 case w/ speakers (which by the way apparently doesn't exist anymore )
And all the texas air a boy could ever want

Kudos to the woot crew for the great random selection of items.

Postal1398


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Got my very first Blades of Conan today. Weighing in at 8lbs it contained:

1 x paper mousepad
1 x Blink game (The World's FASTEST Game!)
1 x Cafe Bingo
4 x Shea my lips lip balm (I will never have chapped lips again!)
2 x Terrific Turkey Thermometers
1 x yellowish lgg (?) plain t shirt (looks comfy)
1 x Flu & Germ Protection Supplies
1 x black duffle bag (perhaps I'll start going to the gym again...)
1 x Ultimotion video game (hoping to sell to someone with kids....)

All in all, not bad for my first time. Really would have loved a screaming monkey (especially since I work with monkeys), hopefully next time! No matter what, I'm happy to finally have scored a sack after 4 years!

Thanks Woot and Colonel Crap!!!

Grizphan


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1 Turkey Terrific
1 Plain yellow Tshirt,
1 Natural Body Soap
1 Purple & daisy grocery bag reusable
1 Spitball dartpad
1 Flu and gem protection bag
1 Bag of baby diapers

Jertyrael


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Got a chance to post bag's contents:
1 x Woot Paper Question Mark bag
1 x Monkey with black cape
1 x Enemy Decision Spit Board
1 x Red Leather Kindle 3rd Gen Case
1 x Contain of Crap/Caca/Merde task clips
1 x Perfect Turkey Timer
1 x L T-Shirt. (Red with Blue Trim on neck and arms)

"Woot and all our various sites will continue to be an independently operated company full of horrible, useless products and an untalented jerkface writing staff, same as it ever was." -- Matt Rutledge

theQueenZ


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One day late but well worth waiting for.

1 x purple sunflower bag
1 x XL Jerzees brown t-shirt
1 x iGo Motorola Adapter Tip (A32)
1 x silver watch
1 x Cheeky USB Glitter Lamp
1 x box of Sigg Bottle Clean Tablets
1 x life-size Chuck Norris
6 x CS 1 Instructional CDs

AND

6 x LG travel adapters (fits my SO's phone)

I only wish I'd gotten a cow.

Thank you, Colonel Crap. I can find uses for everything but the iGo tip.

jess92489


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My 2.3 pounder came today, 2 days early! It's definitely the smallest one I've ever gotten.

1 Black Duffle Bag
1 Large Maroon Plain T-Shirt
4 Donut Lip Balms
1 Mini Keychain Camera
1 Kid's Night Out Bingo Game

tonycyndy


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Here's the scoop on my Bundle of CooCooCachoo (and it all sounds vaguely familiar):

1 X Official, genuine Bucket O' Chuckup Bag w/?
1 X El Cheapo silver watch
1 X Parade Cow
1 X "Hell Is Other People" notebook
1 X Dept of Transportation Orange XXXL T-Shirt (really big, really orange)
1 X Spitball Dartboard
1 X Black leather Kindle cover
4 X Bags of Texas air

All in all, a pretty good haul. Thanks Woot! Thanks Colonel!

Givin' it all away...and the first wooter that pm's me with address gets the ? bag...just lemme know and I'll put it in the mail!

Norimw


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lichme wrote:Got 4.2lbs today

1 Box of AAA batteries (20 4 packs)
1 XL Plain Brown Shirt
1 Pack of Donut Lipgloss



Looks like you were shorted 1 bag..

ragnarok2334


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I finally received my bucket of crawdads today
1# 14x10x8




7 bags of Texas Air

1 box of Sigg Bottle Clean Tablets

1 Diva Darling Microfiber Facial Mitt

1 chines girls watch

1 purple flower tote

1 maroon t shirt mens xl

1 strong, silent type Chuck Norris

1 Prospera Electronic Pulse Massager Happy ending included?


All in all a decent bag. The tote will go to my mom who liked the last one I gave her, I will use the diva darling to clean my moniter and chuck will be going into surgery to restore his voice once I find a knife sharp enough to cut into him, might have to get one bioengineered from his dna. As for the massager, even though its cool, I dont know what i am going to do with it. Anyone up for a trade.

Thanks woot your the best

MarkDaSpark


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Got my Bouts of Consternation on Friday at my UPS box, picked it up early Saturday before leaving for the weekend, and finally got a chance to post today ...




  1. 1 light blue t-shirt (my size! Someone screwed up! )
  2. 1 brown bag w/ yellow question mark
  3. 1 blank journal (Hell is other people)
  4. 1 crappy watch
  5. 1 surfing cow (What's the Features??)
  6. 1 set pink ear phones (niece gift)
  7. 1 black leather Kindle cover (score!)


No Roomba yet.


Someone has to put WD's kids thru college, but why does it have to be me!
*This post is for purposes of enabling only, and does not constitute any promise of helping pay for said enabling. It does indicate willingness to assist in drinking said wine.

doradaniels


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I got my 2.9lb Woot! branded box today.



Contents:

- purple sunflower bag
- 2 snap straws
- Chuck Norris Doll (dead battery)
- remote to something (no batteries)
- 1 vga cable
- 1 3-prong power cable
- metal female watch
- usb email light thing
- men's XL ugly color heavy T

Jessara


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theQueenZ wrote:One day late but well worth waiting for.....
1 x life-size Chuck Norris
6 x CS 1 Instructional CDs
AND
...6 x LG travel adapters (fits my SO's phone)
...
I only wish I'd gotten a cow.

Thank you, Colonel Crap. I can find uses for everything but the iGo tip.



You got a LIFE SIZE CHUCK NORRIS? Is he plush? Is he inflatable? Details please- inquiring minds want to know. Horrible images are racing through our heads. If you plan any surgery on him, do please record it. Instant fame would be yours.

shunnstergirl


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My Bouts of Consternation came on Saturday. I was in bed, not feeling well, and thought nothing of the doorbell ringing since my box wasn't due to arrive until Monday. Much to my shock and horror when I got up later, I found the contents of my Bunch of Change strewn around my house after my kids decided they needed to save me the trouble of opening it myself and did the job for me. If I was truly able to gather all the contents (according to my not-so-reliable 5yo), this is what I got:



2 - Bags Texas Air (judging by the remains since I'm sure the kids immediately popped them)
1 - Purple Sunflower shopping bag
1 - Enemy Spitball Dartpad
1 - Large, plain blue shirt
1 - Pre-opened 20 pack Fuji AA batteries (plus an addition 15 AA and 6 AAA strays)
1 - Flu and Germ Protection Supplies (opened by my kids)
1 - Terrific Turkey thermometer
1 - Extra Virgin pure olive oil soap

And my truly unique item:



1 - 6-sided rock approximately 13/16"x13/16"x7/8"

This was much better than I was expecting after my last bag. Thanks Colonel Crap! Is there any intelligence you can pass on regarding the rock? It is totally random and much appreciated (not to mention proudly displayed on my desk)!

theQueenZ


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Jessara wrote:You got a LIFE SIZE CHUCK NORRIS? Is he plush? Is he inflatable? Details please- inquiring minds want to know. Horrible images are racing through our heads. If you plan any surgery on him, do please record it. Instant fame would be yours.



CHUCK NORRIS is really short.

impaul4


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Awesome to see they are still putting Dream Cheeky USB toys in the Boxes of Chocolate. Still waiting for the missile launcher to come up during the woot off or Bouts of Consternation


Jessara


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theQueenZ wrote:CHUCK NORRIS is really short.



Ahhhhhhh. You got me. That was excellent!

ee2000


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shunnstergirl wrote:

And my truly unique item:



1 - 6-sided rock approximately 13/16"x13/16"x7/8"

This was much better than I was expecting after my last bag. Thanks Colonel Crap! Is there any intelligence you can pass on regarding the rock? It is totally random and much appreciated (not to mention proudly displayed on my desk)!



That looks like a whiskey stone.
http://www.amazon.com/Teroforma-Whiskey-Lovers-Set--Stones/dp/B003IUL44K/ref=sr_1_9?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1338944538&sr=1-9

chimpygomonkey


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shunnstergirl wrote:1 - 6-sided rock approximately 13/16"x13/16"x7/8"


That's a whiskey stone. It's made of soapstone.

My 5.9 lb box contained:

Generic black duffel bag
1 XL plain maroon t-shirt
1 Kids size 12 black t-shirt w/ jack-o-lantern head scarecrow
1 bug zapper racket (perfect! we leave for Yosemite tomorrow)
1 My First Desktop PC (clearly a return, seems to work but has a stubborn On button)

THANKS WOOT!

lichme


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Norimw wrote:Looks like you were shorted 1 bag..



Meh, I'm not gonna get worked up about it though. Customer service has better things to do than to mail me a bag. I'll get it next time.

shunnstergirl


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ee2000 wrote:That looks like a whiskey stone.
http://www.amazon.com/Teroforma-Whiskey-Lovers-Set--Stones/dp/B003IUL44K/ref=sr_1_9?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1338944538&sr=1-9



Thanks for the info. Too bad it's not as unique as I originally thought. Funny that I only got one though!

xkeeper


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My 6.6-pound box of crap contained:

- Black duffel bag
- XL Jerzees brown shirt
- Another box containing a set of Lock-and-lock containers (slightly different than that one and clear, but close enough)

I'm not sure if I was shorted or not. From the way it was packaged, it seems so, but... I don't know if this is something I should confirm with CS or not.

dlazz


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My 20.8lb box was slated to arrive tomorrow, but has been bumped up to Thursday.

Smartpost is really, really awful.

mgsenny


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Am I the only one who got both a purple flower bag and a woot question mark bag?

ThunderThighs


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Staff

shunnstergirl wrote:
And my truly unique item:



1 - 6-sided rock approximately 13/16"x13/16"x7/8"

This was much better than I was expecting after my last bag. Thanks Colonel Crap! Is there any intelligence you can pass on regarding the rock? It is totally random and much appreciated (not to mention proudly displayed on my desk)!



O.M.G.! You found Larry, our pet rock! That little scallywag is always running off and this time, it appears for good.

Care tips: Larry doesn't eat much so no worries there. He is a bit temperature sensitive though.

On cold days, he likes to be warm so a nice hot bath is just the ticket. Larry doesn't like to dive in cold so don't forget to warm him up a bit too.

On hot days, Larry likes to hang out in the freezer until you have a nice container of cool liquid for him to sink into.

Now this is really important: Larry HATES baths. Don't use soap. He'll scream bloody murder. Just rinse Larry off quickly in plain water and leave him alone for a while to pout. There's no use trying to console him at all. Just let him be. He'll eventually dry out and be his chipper self again.

Please take care of Larry and let us know how he's doing now and then.



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brentm3


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grumb


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Nice one Woot:
Plain black duffle-(Useful)
8 Texas semi deflated Air
Terrific Turkey
2 Random Size 8 kids shirts
2 Bug Zapper Racquets



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WOOTSUPPP!!


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brentm3 wrote:



Does your skillet have the Woot! exclamation point on the bottom?


dhooton


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The contents of my 6.6lb Barrel of Catfish contained:

1 – Terrific Turkey Thermometer
1 – Bug Zapper Racquet
1 – Flu & Germ Protection Supplies
2 – Tabletop Tripods (I think this is 9 of them that I have now gotten)
1 – Primula Earl Grey Flowering Teas (12 pack)
1 – “Morning Powerup” T-shirt (Womens Large)
1 – “Star Map” T-shirt (Womens Large)
2 – Duffel bags (one blue, one black)
1 – Nuby Natural Touch Dual Action Breast Pump and Sterilizer Kit

I must say, I knew the items that came in the box of crap would be random, but I was not prepared for the pure randomness that is a breast pump kit. I only wish that I had been filming the box opening. I would have treasured that video.
Has anyone else gotten one of these? I haven’t seen anyone else report one.

The one thing I missed out on that I was really hoping for was the Galaxy Tab case. Oh well…there’s always next time.

paigeorose92


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I have a question. My bundle of carrots is destined to arrive at my doorstep sometime tomorrow (it has already been handed off to USPS which is pretty speedy here). On Fedex it said 1 lb 6.93x6.93x6.93" the entire time. Is there a chance that it could be more than a pound? Just curious because I know that 1 lb is a placeholder, and it seems the dimensions were calculated rather than measured.

A pound of crap could be good crap. If I find a Kindle Fire in mine I will be a very happy gal. But I'm just curious with anyone else that has had these dimensions and found that their package weighed more than a pound.

Big Orphaned Cetacea 6.15.11
Bundle of Carrots 11.9.11
Brick of Carbonite 5.23.12

Dman27


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Thunder Thighs... you are one of the many reasons why I have a woot addiction, and for that I would like to thank you.

B a g of crap: 8.5 & still waiting for that letter!!!
Woots: 30
Shirt Woots: 8

~DMan27~

brentm3


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WOOTSUPPP!! wrote:Does your skillet have the Woot!
exclamation point on the bottom?



nope...just whacked a coworker with it and all it says is "Lodge" backwards on his face...

bajorand


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My four-year-old daughter just about fell off her chair when she saw the train picture. Really . . . she gasped and pointed and leaned forward so fast she just about fell over. Here's hoping one of those trains made its way into our banana-orange compote (due tomorrow)!

brentm3 wrote:



Paverbart


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Got my Bushelbasket of Cats earlier and it was craptacular as always. That being said, I've notice a bunch of sunflower bags were include in the other bags of crap. My wife is a true Kansan and loves her state flower (the sunflower). 17 years married, we're not wanting for much but it would be fun to present her with one or a bunch of these bags come her birthday in August. Anyone want to part with these bags? Don't think they're worth much but I'd pay postage and something for your time if you can live without yours.

dmw804


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Postal1398 wrote:(.....since I work with monkeys)



Don't we all.......sigh......

ReginaFilangee


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mthomtech wrote:Got my 2nd Bouts of Consternation and am very pleased! ... and as you can see, so is my son!!! He literally kept putting all the loot onto his lap and wanting me to take pictures.




Awwwwww....what a cutie-pie you have there!!!!

May the Crap be with you all!!!

ThunderThighs


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Dman27 wrote:Thunder Thighs... you are one of the many reasons why I have a woot addiction, and for that I would like to thank you.

Awwwwww. Thanks.



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brentm3 wrote:


It's like Hollywood Squares with an extra row.

Disclaimer: Woot does not condone nor endorse the use of any Bouts of Consternation items for bludgeoning.



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ReginaFilangee


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unix12 wrote:
1 Mystery Science Theater 3000 "The Unearthly"


Ooooooooo......
*turns green with envy*

May the Crap be with you all!!!