ReginaFilangee


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flannelman wrote:
1x Spitball Dartboard (decisions)

My only complaint is that I don't know where I want to hang the Spitball Dartboard but I can't use the dartboard to help me make a decision until I hang it up. Quite the conundrum.



LOL!

May the Crap be with you all!!!

ReginaFilangee


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sarahouston wrote:
1 - Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Incredibly Strange Creatures DVD

I really wished for a Chuck Norris or cow...of which I received none.

I don't have a cow, but my Chuck said he'd love to come live at your house if you'd let me have that DVD to give me something to occupy my time so I won't cry over his absence. If you're interested in a trade, shoot me a PM.

May the Crap be with you all!!!

ReginaFilangee


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mgsenny wrote:Am I the only one who got both a purple flower bag and a woot question mark bag?


Wow....whose tushie did you have to kiss to get BOTH of them??? You must be speshul.
*jealous*

May the Crap be with you all!!!

ReginaFilangee


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dhooton wrote:
1 – Nuby Natural Touch Dual Action Breast Pump and Sterilizer Kit

I must say, I knew the items that came in the box of crap would be random, but I was not prepared for the pure randomness that is a breast pump kit. I only wish that I had been filming the box opening. I would have treasured that video.
Has anyone else gotten one of these? I haven’t seen anyone else report one.


The Colonel must have thought your name meant that you have hooters, so he figured you could put it to good use. Or do you even HAVE breasts? LOL

May the Crap be with you all!!!

shunnstergirl


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ThunderThighs wrote:O.M.G.! You found Larry, our pet rock! That little scallywag is always running off and this time, it appears for good.

Care tips:...

Please take care of Larry and let us know how he's doing now and then.



Thank you so much Thunder Thighs! Larry will be well taken care of, especially now that I have the proper information to do so!

fatdragon


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My 3.1 lb Browbeating of Condemnation of uncertain dimensions seems to have landed. Problem is I'll be 6,000 miles away for the next 45 days. Do I recruit a family member to open it in my stead, or let it age like a fine wine and see if the crap turns to gold in the meantime?

Of course, as the theory of Schrödinger's Crap goes, it is currently occupying a quantum state of existence in which it is gold and crap at the same time up until some outside force observes it.

TomAE


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Long time Wooter first time Bouts of Consternation-er here!

My Banana Operated Centurion (am I doing this right?) arrived today so I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon and share what I got, with obligatory cat:



Here's the list:

- Sunflower bag
- Spitball dartboard
- Black earbuds!
- A watch
- A Sanyo camcorder pouch
- A blank blue 3XL tshirt / small tent
- And last but not least, the Amor Cow toy, aka the bovin' of lovin'.

utuqan


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Yay, by far my favorite Bouts of Consternation
1 Purple sunflower bag
1 kids size 10 t-shirt
1 cafe bingo
1 Cyber Acoustic Galaxy tab cover
1 Terrific Turkey
2 Flu & Germ protective supplies
1 pack of 4 AAA Sanyo batteries
And...
1 Flip Video mino HD camera (a graduation gift for my brother)

Thank you gracious Woot overlords!

YESace


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dhooton wrote:The contents of my 6.6lb Barrel of Catfish contained:

1 – Terrific Turkey Thermometer
1 – Bug Zapper Racquet
1 – Flu & Germ Protection Supplies
2 – Tabletop Tripods (I think this is 9 of them that I have now gotten)
1 – Primula Earl Grey Flowering Teas (12 pack)
1 – “Morning Powerup” T-shirt (Womens Large)
1 – “Star Map” T-shirt (Womens Large)
2 – Duffel bags (one blue, one black)
1 – Nuby Natural Touch Dual Action Breast Pump and Sterilizer Kit

I must say, I knew the items that came in the box of crap would be random, but I was not prepared for the pure randomness that is a breast pump kit. I only wish that I had been filming the box opening. I would have treasured that video.
Has anyone else gotten one of these? I haven’t seen anyone else report one.

The one thing I missed out on that I was really hoping for was the Galaxy Tab case. Oh well…there’s always next time.



YES I got a breast pump in my last Bouts of Consternation

YES!

egoldj


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The Red Flyer Trike handlebars have arrived!!! My tailspin trike from the last Bouts of Consternation will be whole later today. Can't wait to give it to a not so random kid. You all have received some marvelous carrots this time around. Enjoy!

michaelford


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My FexEx tracking page is still on the "Initiated" section, with no updates since May 29th. Anyone else?

Dman27


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Stage 1 of freaking out....

Last night it said my package arrived at USPS "Arrived at local Post Office - Allow one to two additional days for delivery" @ "09:45AM"

I check this morning and Fedex and USPS say "Your Item's Status
Your item was delivered at 11:12 am on June 05,"

Yet the mailman didn't come until 4ish and there was no package.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

B a g of crap: 8.5 & still waiting for that letter!!!
Woots: 30
Shirt Woots: 8

~DMan27~

mikebbass


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ThunderThighs wrote:It's like Hollywood Squares with an extra row.

Disclaimer: Woot does not condone nor endorse the use of any Bouts of Consternation items for bludgeoning.



Not even during the zombgeddon?

Proudly tracking via WootStalker.com

  1. Bags Of Crap
  2. The Bag of Shirt Crap 7/11/2014
  3. Big ol' Catapult 7/11/2014
  4. (Hand)Big ol' Catapult 3/23/2014
  5. 2nd Day of Crapness 12/4/13
  6. 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
  7. FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
  8. good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
  9. we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
  10. in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
  11. feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
  12. who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
  13. not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
  14. Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
  15. Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
  16. Big ol' Catapult 03/22/12
  17. Big ol' Catapult 01/19/12
  18. Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
  19. Big ol' Catapult 12/06/11
  20. Big ol' Catapult 11/09/11
  21. Big ol' Catapult 07/12/11
  22. Big ol' Catapult 06/15/11
  23. Random Crap 09/22/10
  24. Random Crap 08/20/10
  25. Random Crap 04/14/10
  26. Random Crap 01/28/10
  27. Random Crap 09/24/08
  28. Random Crap 04/01/08

crickee


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shunnstergirl wrote:Thanks for the info. Too bad it's not as unique as I originally thought. Funny that I only got one though!



Perhaps for a shot of Whisky? Woot doesnt want you drinking a full glass.

RAWR Imma Squarryl

crickee


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sarahouston wrote:Well I can't seem to get this picture thing to work, but I got my Bunch of Change today after reading what everyone else got....maybe stalking this thread a bit....

2 - Bug Zapper Rackets
1 - Purple Sunflower Bag
1 - Brown 1 Up Shirt - Love this, but it's a size small, which I am not.
1 - Terrific Turkey Thermometer
1 - Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Incredibly Strange Creatures DVD
3 - 4 packs of AAA batteries

I really wished for a Chuck Norris or cow...of which I received none. I wish the shirt fit as I would wear it proudly! 2.9 pds.



I love Mystery Science Theater 3000! How exciting!

RAWR Imma Squarryl

crickee


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ThunderThighs wrote:
Disclaimer: Woot does not condone nor endorse the use of any Bouts of Consternation items for bludgeoning.



But Im using my two electric fly swatters for dual wield bludgeoning of flies. Im certain thats what woot intended me to be doing with them.

RAWR Imma Squarryl

brentm3


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crickee wrote:But Im using my two electric fly swatters for dual wield bludgeoning of flies. Im certain thats what woot intended me to be doing with them.



You should see the mess I make of them once I catch one with my cast iron handle. I just wish they would stop landing on our windows & TV's.

cobym91


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Got my 8.6lb Barrel of Cowclap:
1 x Kids 12 woot.shirt Cool Breeze t-shirt
1 x XL Beefy Tees blank maroon t-shirt
1 x generic 200 page notebook
1 x 2 pack Lock & Lock airtight containers
1 x black nylon bag
24 x 4-pack Sanyo AA batteries (that's right - 96 batteries)

My 6-yr-old son loves the notebook, small tshirt, and bag. And believe me, we can always use AA batteries. So, thanks Col. Crap!

boydrew


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Got mine yesterday. 4 lbs. of crap, and crap-related goodness. No texas air, but we can't all be so lucky. Included:
X1 Sunflower print bag(gift for mom)
X1 Galaxy Tab Case (to go with my Kindle case from last Bouts of Consternation since I have neither)
X1 Perfect Turkey Thermometer
X1 Large plain Blue Shirt (apparently Woot expects me to get fat from all the turkeys I will be eating)
X1 Barnight Bingo (people would actually take this to a bar???)
X1 pack of 4 Sanyo AAA batteries

and the crappiest item of all...

X1 Fun Foot Flush system (so I can flush the toilet without leaning towards the tank, once I am fat and lazy)

unpcnook


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My 2.5 lb, 12"x9"x9", Bouts of Consternation arrived yesterday. Pretty standards loot:

4x Bags of Texas Air
1x Spitball Dartboard
1x Breo Purple Skin Watch
1x Chuck Norris plush action figurine - w/ dead batterier...
1x Silver watch
1x Yellow FotL shirt (appears to be a M)
1x Purple sunflower bag
1x Kindle leather case

Thanks again for the haul, Woot!

-UnPC

buck2202


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Got:
1x violently detached golf club head w/ bonus included grass stuck in the broken bits
1x scuffed golf ball
4x mostly empty bags of air
2x bars of olive oil soap
1x spitball dartboard
1x gigantic blank t-shirt
1x terrific turkey
1x flu/first aid supplies
1x small duffel bag

1st Bouts of Consternation ever. Didn't exactly hit the lottery, but it was pretty crappy.

I like to think that the broken golf club head and used ball were a package item, and that I provided relief to some distressed woot-worker by taking away reminders of their golfing shame.

royalrose


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13 lb Bouts of Consternation arrived yesterday, slightly opened (tape was sliced and then re-taped closed) and possibly missing items.

Contents:
1 x black duffle bag, missing shoulder strap
1 x Terrific Turkey timer
1 x wooden balance bike, heavily taped and with a Woot! return label affixed
1 x Bar Crawl bingo
1 x JVC camera case (claimed by boychild)
1 x "Marsupial in my pocket" Kids size 10 shirt
1 x box with 3 Peace soaps

Unique items:
1 x package orange Buckyballs!!!

Possibly missing items due to sliced open box:
1 x empty (also sliced open) box of lip butter

Up for trade - kids shirt, balance bike, soap

Al in all, a fun Batch of Carrots. I've been ogling Buckyballs for a while but had never gotten around to ordering a set, so I'm pretty happy. Girlfriend played with the Buckyballs and now wants a (not orange) set of her own.

paigeorose92


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Finally, my Bounds of Crystals arrived!

1x small black duffel bag
1x XL brown t-shirt, no design
1x Harbinger MUCKA bike gloves, size Short (too bad I don't own a bike!)
2x Sanyo AAA batteries, 4-pack
1x Kid's Night Out Bingo
2x Bell Howell Mini Digital Camera

No Chuck Norris Still I'm very happy with my 3 lbs of crap :D

Big Orphaned Cetacea 6.15.11
Bundle of Carrots 11.9.11
Brick of Carbonite 5.23.12

nymetsfan1226


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Dman27 wrote:Stage 1 of freaking out....

Last night it said my package arrived at USPS "Arrived at local Post Office - Allow one to two additional days for delivery" @ "09:45AM"

I check this morning and Fedex and USPS say "Your Item's Status
Your item was delivered at 11:12 am on June 05,"

Yet the mailman didn't come until 4ish and there was no package.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




That happened to me with my monkeys. It probably means it was put on the wrong truck or something and you should get it tomorrow unfortunately.

I've crapped 6 times!

nutmeg9


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royalrose wrote:

13 lb Bouts of Consternation arrived yesterday, slightly opened (tape was sliced and then re-taped closed) and possibly missing items.

Contents:
1 x black duffle bag, missing shoulder strap
1 x Terrific Turkey timer
1 x wooden balance bike, heavily taped and with a Woot! return label affixed
1 x Bar Crawl bingo
1 x JVC camera case (claimed by boychild)
1 x "Marsupial in my pocket" Kids size 10 shirt
1 x box with 3 Peace soaps

Unique items:
1 x package orange Buckyballs!!!

Possibly missing items due to sliced open box:
1 x empty (also sliced open) box of lip butter

Up for trade - kids shirt, balance bike, soap

Al in all, a fun Batch of Carrots. I've been ogling Buckyballs for a while but had never gotten around to ordering a set, so I'm pretty happy. Girlfriend played with the Buckyballs and now wants a (not orange) set of her own.



Aha! Mystery solved—my crap contained a small wood/rubbery handle to what could have been a kid's bike thing. Are you missing the handlebars to that balance bike? I already chucked 'em, so I can't help if you are, but at least now I know what I chucked!

michaelford


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michaelford wrote:My FexEx tracking page is still on the "Initiated" section, with no updates since May 29th. Anyone else?

Someone? Anyone? Colonel?

rude1979us


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My 4.8 pounder is "out for delivery"!

maggie3052


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michaelford wrote:Someone? Anyone? Colonel?



That happened to me last time. I got my Bouts of Consternation before my shipping status was updated.

anibunny


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Just opened my first Bundle of Carrots! No actual carrots though. . .



2 - Bug Zappers (Already gave one away to a friend.)
2 - Pack of AAA batteries
1 - Small Black Duffel Bag
1 - Terrific Turkey Timer
1 - Zelda Shirt Kids size 6
1 - Sword w/ d20 Shirt Kids size 6
1 - Kids Night Out Bingo Cards
1 - Galaxy Tab Leather Case
1 - Bell Howell Digital Camera

I am pleased with my first ever Bouts of Consternation Definitely fun surprise opening up at work.

I am really liking the duffel bag and will put it to good use.

Not sure what to do with the two shirts! Considering giving them as gifts, but a friend gave me the idea of cutting out the designs and sewing them on to something. I do really love both of the designs. :P

I will try out the camera when I am home to see if it works.

Bunnies Ogling Carrots: 1

jclear


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My Bunch of Change contained this crap:

2 - Bug Zappers
1 - Purple Flower Bag
1 - Terrific Turkey Timer
2 - Kids Shirts size 6 months (Eat More Meat and fake Periodic Table)
1 - Kids Night Out Bingo Cards
1 - Galaxy Tab 7" Leather Case

I guess I need to pick up a Galaxy Tablet next time it comes around, and get working on another kid to wear the shirts.

monstermack77


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Just opened mine. Got mostly the same as everyone else except for 2 items.

1 Purple sunflower bag
1 kids size 10 t-shirt
1 cafe bingo
1 Cyber Acoustic Galaxy tab cover
1 Terrific Turkey
1 Flu & Germ protective supplies
1 pack of 4 AAA Sanyo batteries
1 Electric Pulse Massager
1 SOG Powerlock multi tool


ZureaL


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This is my first ever back of cow and the FedEx site hasn't been updated since June 2nd. Claims to be arriving tomorrow, but also shows 1lb. I have no clue what's going on there.

cmv131


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Received today. 2.9 lbs

Too lazy to post pics..lol

1x Generic Black Bag

1x Bug Zapper Racquet

1x Zombie Motel T-Shirt Size Kids 12 -- http://www.tshirtvortex.net/zombie-motel-keep-driving-t-shirt/

1x Vortex Land & Sky Helicopter (NIB and working)-- http://www.geeks.com/details.asp?invtid=ORN-34451

yotko


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My Bunch of Change arrived just in time for my daughter's pre-school graduation, so she assumed it was for her. We were both pleased with our 5.2 # haul:

1 Pac-Man Ghost Tee Men's S
2 packs AAA batteries
2 Bug Zapper Raquets (daughter claimed those, as she HATES bugs and can't wait to zap 'em!)
1 blue over the door rack
1 Purple Flower tote
1 Terrific Turkey Timer
1 MST3K "Red Zone Cuba" DVD

Awesome stuff, as always! Thanks Woot Gods!!

dlazz


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My crap departed Grove City, OH at 4:06am enroute to the major USPS hub in my area (which is approx 0.05mi across the street from that Fedex hub).

It hasn't arrived yet.

ZureaL


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dlazz wrote:My crap departed Grove City, OH at 4:06am enroute to the major USPS hub in my area (which is approx 0.05mi across the street from that Fedex hub).

It hasn't arrived yet.



I'm in Reynoldsburg, this gives me hope!

carl669


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woo! got my crap a couple days early!

pretty typical to what people have posted so far (bag w/ flower print, batteries, turkey thermometer etc). but, there was one gem in there:



thanks colonelcrap for making these last three Bouts of Consternation completely awesome!!

(just checking something here)
Scott's House of Butts



Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
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scarredwithstars


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Just got mine.

4.7 lbs
12"x24"x12"

1x Talking Chuck Norris Plush Toy
1x Purple flower bag
1x Box of Water Bottle cleaner tablets
1x XL Blue Shirt
1x Spitball Dart Board
2x Bug Zapper Racquet
1x Rudolph Cow (Herrington Teddy Bears)

jennyland


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cmv131 wrote:Received today. 2.9 lbs

Too lazy to post pics..lol

1x Generic Black Bag

1x Bug Zapper Racquet

1x Zombie Motel T-Shirt Size Kids 12 -- http://www.tshirtvortex.net/zombie-motel-keep-driving-t-shirt/

1x Vortex Land & Sky Helicopter (NIB and working)-- http://www.geeks.com/details.asp?invtid=ORN-34451



Use my picture, we received the same thing, heh.

148 and counting: 64 Woots (inc. 8 Bundles of Clones), 25 Wines, 15 Shirts, 7 Sellouts, 32 Kids, 5 Homes
May the Crap be ever in your favor.

jennyland


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carl669 wrote:(just checking something here)
Scott's House of Butts


I see what you did there.

148 and counting: 64 Woots (inc. 8 Bundles of Clones), 25 Wines, 15 Shirts, 7 Sellouts, 32 Kids, 5 Homes
May the Crap be ever in your favor.