WootBot


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Sport.Woot has launched! And Mortimer's got a vision for how we should promote it.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 325 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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Thank goodness, you found your watch!

I'm just glad I don't have to work around a sweaty, glistening monkey.


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cshupe


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cshupe

Sport.wOOt...great addition!! Need more baseball and little league gear (helmets, bats, gloves, cleats), and bicycles/parts too. Thanks!

cshupe


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cshupe

And the monkeys are okay, too!

haku


quality posts: 1 Private Messages haku

ThunderThighs i am worried about Mortimer.

he needs our help.

and our love.

opieone


quality posts: 0 Private Messages opieone

I guess the video is okay but (spoiler alert) if you look closely and really really REALLY carefully (freeze frame can help), you can see an actor's hand moving the monkey.

Sorry if I've ruined future employee lounge videos for you by pointing his out. I happily watched several episodes unaware. Once I noticed it now it's all I see.

Unsure: Should I report this in IMDB as a goof?

WilfBrim


quality posts: 17 Private Messages WilfBrim

Is it wrong that whenever Woot makes a big change (adds a site, site redesign) my first thought is "What is Mortimer gonna say about this?"

The song started out a bit slow, but picked it up at the end. The "Change it back" ditty was still the best of the year thus far.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
WilfBrim wrote:Is it wrong that whenever Woot makes a big change (adds a site, site redesign) my first thought is "What is Mortimer gonna say about this?"



No, that's exactly the right thought.

I'm just hanging out, really.

jcolag


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jcolag

Sport...I know that word. It's a color, right?

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 325 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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haku wrote:ThunderThighs i am worried about Mortimer.

he needs our help.

and our love.

I think he needs to have that right arm shortened.


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dontwantaname


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dontwantaname

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ThunderThighs wrote:Thank goodness, you found your watch!

I'm just glad I don't have to work around a sweaty, glistening monkey.




I was going to tell you the watch was back, but you noticed.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

dontwantaname


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dontwantaname

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ThunderThighs wrote:I think he needs to have that right arm shortened.



I bet a shoe repair guy can do the operation.
Cut, shorten, resew with heavy duty thread.



WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

matthew


quality posts: 17 Private Messages matthew

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A pox on you people with your mass-media ideals of how a monkey is supposed to look! Mortimer doesn't need surgery to improve his appearance! He's beautiful just the way he is.

renegadetim


quality posts: 11 Private Messages renegadetim

Is everyone else missing the big picture here!?

WHERE DO WE GET THOSE MINI PRINTS!? You guys have been hoarding all the mini prints!

Print.woot.com, better be the next new woot!