An oversized Woot! brand Wooter button. Kinda like the big red button found in a particular office-supply outlet's commercials, this one is orange with the 'Woot!' logo on the push plate. Must make (optional) warning klaxons, bonus points if it is USB/Bluetooth and will open up the main Woot! page in a new (default) browser window when pressed.
Woot! must also offer Woot! brand lights, like those that adorn the page during a woot-off.
C'Mon, make this happen! D: