jrose779


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I've come to the conclusion that relationships are like a long scary rollercoaster ride. Where the heart stopping turns and sudden blood curdling drops are like bad break-ups....and all I want is to get off.

PemberDucky


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Relationships are like a toaster. You shouldn't stick a knife in them.


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PemberDucky


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Relationships are like the noble geoduck. They have a place in this world, but they are generally hideous.


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PemberDucky


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Relationships are like tacos. Contents are dubious in origin and will prolly make you feel queasy.


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ROGETRAY


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PemberDucky wrote:Relationships are like a toaster. You shouldn't stick a knife in them.



Wait...don't you mean electrical sockets? Cuz I've had long lasting relationships with toasters. We made Toaster Strudel babies once...

EDIT: I ended it when she cheated on me with a Pop-Tart. I still hate strawberry frosted pastries to this day.

PemberDucky


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Relationships are like origami. Quaint idea, but endlessly frustrating.


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AZGman


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It should be noted that geoduck is pronounced "gooeyduck".

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

inkycatz


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AZGman wrote:It should be noted that geoduck is pronounced "gooeyduck".



That is a gruesome thought, especially so close to the toaster pastries post.

Now I can't get toaster pastry with geoduck filling out of my mind.

I'm just hanging out, really.

PemberDucky


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Relationships are like a car. It's a lot more fun to pile in the rear.


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AZGman


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It should also be noted that this topic is like blood in the water to sharks. You'll draw advice, but it may bite.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

Gatzby


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PemberDucky wrote:Relationships are like a car. It's a lot more fun to pile in the rear.



Relationships are like a car, you can't trust anyone who thinks they're in control of one. =P

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PemberDucky


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Relationships are like a slice of bread. Better when slathered with butter.


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Gatzby


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Relationships are like being mauled by a bear.

No punchline. Just bear maulings.

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PemberDucky


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AZGman wrote:It should also be noted that this topic is like blood in the water to sharks. You'll draw advice, but it may bite.



like relationships! or gooey ducks!


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ROGETRAY


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Gatzby wrote:Relationships are like being mauled by a bear.

No punchline. Just bear maulings.



inkycatz


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Gatzby wrote:Relationships are like a car, you can't trust anyone who thinks they're in control of one. =P



I'm just hanging out, really.

Gatzby


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inkycatz


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Gatzby wrote:



I'm just hanging out, really.

ROGETRAY


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AZGman


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ROGETRAY wrote:



This thing called love I just can't handle it
this thing called love I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called love
This (This Thing) called love
(Called Love)
It cries (Like a baby)
In a cradle all night
It swings (Woo Woo)
It jives (Woo Woo)
It shakes all over like a jelly fish,
I kinda like it
Crazy little thing called love

There goes my baby
She knows how to Rock n' roll
She drives me crazy
She gives me hot and cold fever
Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat

I gotta be cool relax, get hip
Get on my track's
Take a back seat, hitch-hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready
Crazy little thing called love

I gotta be cool relax, get hip
Get on my track's
Take a back seat, hitch-hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready (Ready Freddie)
Crazy little thing called love

This thing called love I just can't handle it
this thing called love I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called love

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby

inkycatz


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Gatzby wrote:



I'm just hanging out, really.

PemberDucky


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Relationships are like forum threads. Destined to be derailed.


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AZGman


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or hijacked.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

no1


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relationships are like bacon. mmm..... bacon...

Gatzby


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In Soviet Russia, cars are like relationships.

Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
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No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

ROGETRAY


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PemberDucky wrote:Relationships are like forum threads. Destined to be derailed.



Relationships are like pandas with chainsaws for arms.

Sure, seems really great for awhile...until you get back rubs.

AZGman


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Serious staff infection in here!!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

PemberDucky


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Relationships are like a staph infection.

Edit: No, seriously, I do hope jrose779 knows we are just having fun with the ways that relationships are mysterious and maddening like other things.

I certainly hope jrose779 doesn't feel as if we're trivializing his/her matters of the heart.

[it helps to laugh.]


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AZGman


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not staph; staff!!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

inkycatz


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AZGman wrote:not staph; staff!!



We get those mixed up all the time.

I'm just hanging out, really.

AZGman


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there are antibiotics for staph; staff . . . not so much.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

bounty42


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Relationships are like comparisions. Two things that seemed a lot more similar before you thought about it.



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PemberDucky


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AZGman wrote:there are antibiotics for staph; staff . . . not so much.



can't speak for all, but *i* think the penicillin is helping!


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inkycatz


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PemberDucky wrote:can't speak for all, but *i* think the penicillin is helping!



That's because someone isn't sharing.

I'm just hanging out, really.

inkycatz


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inkycatz wrote:That's because someone isn't sharing.



Relationships are built by sharing!

(Handy advice, courtesy of the mod team!)

I'm just hanging out, really.

KtCallista


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wow I'm glad I'm not in a relationship, I'm just married.... these relationships sound scary.

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AZGman


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inkycatz wrote:Relationships are built by sharing!

(Handy advice, courtesy of the mod team!)



We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)

We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
Your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
You you you you you you you you youyouyouyouyou
I wanna talk about me

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
Oh me!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

no1


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relationships are like a box of chocolates. you never know what you're gonna get.

unless the box includes a handy diagram of what's inside each chocolate.

jrose779


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PemberDucky wrote:Relationships are like a car. It's a lot more fun to pile in the rear.



I wish I hadn't read that.....