PemberDucky wrote:Relationships are like a staph infection.

Edit: No, seriously, I do hope jrose779 knows we are just having fun with the ways that relationships are mysterious and maddening like other things.

I certainly hope jrose779 doesn't feel as if we're trivializing his/her matters of the heart.

[it helps to laugh.]

Quite frankly, I'm a bit hurt by all of this. That was a very deep and heartfelt thought that I felt I could share with my fellow Wooters. Only to have it endlessly ridiculed. Hurtful, hurtful people you are. Just kidding. I'm reading through these and LOMA....OH CRAP! Stinkin dyslexia....

jrose779 wrote:Quite frankly, I'm a bit hurt by all of this. That was a very deep and heartfelt thought that I felt I could share with my fellow Wooters. Only to have it endlessly ridiculed. Hurtful, hurtful people you are. Just kidding. I'm reading through these and LOMA....OH CRAP! Stinkin dyslexia....

wooters are no more or less dysfunctional than anyone you know in real life.

Relationships are like sex.

...

Something I have never had.

AZGman wrote:wooters are no more or less dysfunctional than anyone you know in real life.

That really is a true and profound statement.

PemberDucky wrote:Relationships are like a car. It's a lot more fun to pile in the rear.

Marry me!

PemberDucky wrote:QP

He will break your heart.

Gatzby wrote:And maybe your car, apparently.

I just wonder what you do in the back of your pink cadillac...

Relationships are like farts, if you have to push it its probably crap.

Josephus wrote:I just wonder what you do in the back of your pink cadillac...

Relationships are like selling Mary Kay...

Work hard enough and you get it in the rear with a pink Cadillac

Gatzby wrote:In Soviet Russia, cars are like relationships.

So you have to queue to get one, it costs more than you'll ever earn in an entire lifetime, and the chances that it will actually get to where you want to go are about 50%...