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Bag of Crap

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.668s
First Sucker:
vtnyc3
Last Wooter to Woot:
spookc4
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 33% of Woot.com Woots
Top 34% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 28% of Woot.com Woots
Top 26% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 5% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 26% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 39% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1
  • 0% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

5%
6%
44%
42%
3%
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Quality Posts


wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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Basket of Crayfish
$3.00 + $5 Standard Shipping
Condition: Crappy

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

rantng


quality posts: 3 Private Messages rantng

I'm not going to get any sleep tonight

bdecker202


quality posts: 18 Private Messages bdecker202

Got one right away!!

Good luck everyone!

scottonthepot


quality posts: 1 Private Messages scottonthepot

I was really hoping that I could get one this time around... it would have made for an awesome birthday present. Too bad I can't get the buy page to load.

miniskunk


quality posts: 6 Private Messages miniskunk

Yay! A flashback to the past of F5 and never loading pages! Thanks woot! for the trip down memory lane again to the old days of Woot! These guys really care about their old timers!

Anyone run into please enter your password even though they were pre-signed in? If anything crashed the woot site it was prolly the thousand of user trying to type their passwords and fumbling over and over.

rileyper


quality posts: 65 Private Messages rileyper

gimme the Bucket of Coral


kickmyassman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kickmyassman

Wow, this new site does not yet appear to be ready to handle the McRib.

irwootable


quality posts: 4 Private Messages irwootable

Should I be more happy with
"The service is unavailable"
or
simply timeouts?

Kind of like is it better to be hated or ignored? ;)

Spellwoot


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Spellwoot

Woot Offline

fraxcat


quality posts: 8 Private Messages fraxcat

COMMANDMENT FIVE IS A LIE!!! But the cake is real.

cutlerfz1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cutlerfz1

i think the hamster fell of his wheel

fakeusername


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fakeusername

I think the Bucket of Coral is a Woot server.

dessndave


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dessndave
cutlerfz1 wrote:i think the hamster fell of his wheel


Or just plain drunk lol

Dave & Dessa

Fountain3586


quality posts: 32 Private Messages Fountain3586

Walrus Toting Halibut. i just stopped watching tv. came on and there was bags of crap... and i wasn't paying attention and was playing bubble pop. UGH!!!! lol

Favorite Woots: The First Years miSwivel Feeding Chair, Kiddy Sport’n Move Stroller, Sacs of Life Insulator 4 Reusable Shopping Bags, Daiwa Golf Bag, Energizer Light on Demand Twin Light Center, Ooma Telo ViIP Home Phone System, and a Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask.

jonpincus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jonpincus

Woot's fallen and it can't get up...someone get it a life-alert.

deanroth


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deanroth

At this rate, I'm tempted to just have someone choose $8 of stuff from my Amazon wishlist and pretend it's a Bucket of Coral

fuddledumpy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fuddledumpy

Well. Crap. XD

cuchalainfilms


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cuchalainfilms

AAAAARG! WHY WOOT GODS. WHY?!?!?!?!?

impaul4


quality posts: 4 Private Messages impaul4

They must have an endless amount of bags.

retgarr


quality posts: 1 Private Messages retgarr

I sure as hell hope the Bucket of Coral doesn't contain a crappy woot server. I'll just take the salt water surface tablet instead.

anoted


quality posts: 1 Private Messages anoted

can I just leave my money and you give me the Bucket of Coral when you fix your servers?

this is not american idol. we haven't trained to hit the same buttons unwaveringly over and over again for hours. we don't have that kind of unwavering devotion and stamina.

talwyn


quality posts: 1 Private Messages talwyn

Let today stand in the record books as the first Woot-Off I've been in that I've actually left my computer when I KNEW that there were Bucket of Coral to be had!

honus87


quality posts: 3 Private Messages honus87

bah, quit your jellyfishin'. If the servers didn't crash it wouldn't be a WootOff or Bucket of Coral

Lassik


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Lassik

So I got an email with an order number... That's confirmed that i'm getting one right??? I've never won one before...

They say I have Attention Deficit Disorder but i don't th.... Ohh look a kitty!

LitoJen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages LitoJen

I want my first Bucket of Coral

Fountain3586


quality posts: 32 Private Messages Fountain3586

4 years woot. i get all the way to the big gold buy it now button and you crash. i am sadder than aliens on mars will be when they are discovered...

Favorite Woots: The First Years miSwivel Feeding Chair, Kiddy Sport’n Move Stroller, Sacs of Life Insulator 4 Reusable Shopping Bags, Daiwa Golf Bag, Energizer Light on Demand Twin Light Center, Ooma Telo ViIP Home Phone System, and a Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask.

zikzak


quality posts: 21 Private Messages zikzak
faiz23 wrote:Good thing Woot got bought out by Amazon and with that large influx of cash they invested in servers. Oh wait nope the CEO and bezos just had fun parties by the pool...



Bezos: "No, you don't get it. We bought you so that YOU could bring US more money, not the other way around.....got it?"

gina3graces


quality posts: 36 Private Messages gina3graces

I'm trying to get my first Basket of Crayfish evah! Come on, let me get my Woot on!

Pismosurf


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Pismosurf

It seems to be crashing faster now.

pensotroppo


quality posts: 3 Private Messages pensotroppo

I hope nobody was trying to pick up that last steel pan set from home.woot.

Serverdaemon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Serverdaemon

I've never seen it be so hard to get a Bucket of Coral Did they DOWNgrade their servers?

j3snyder


quality posts: 0 Private Messages j3snyder

Think of this as a button spamming video game.

ayziggyzoomba


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ayziggyzoomba

I want one - check (no problems)
Buy now - check (no problems)
THEN -

Nothing

squidmd


quality posts: 1 Private Messages squidmd

I felt a great disturbance in the force, like a million F5 buttons cried out in pain and then went silent.

daniel0605


quality posts: 0 Private Messages daniel0605

this Basket of Crayfish has been going for a long time!

reverendc


quality posts: 1 Private Messages reverendc

The service is unavailable.
Maybe by the time I get to the buy screen, the Aerobed I order a week ago will actually ship.

shansbro


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shansbro

And here I thought I was getting some sleep tonight.

molecularchristine


quality posts: 8 Private Messages molecularchristine

In the event that I get one of these, can someone remind me what the average delivery time is on this? I need to determine if I should have it sent to my home address or school address.

faiz23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages faiz23

I need sleep...work in the morning instead I give up precious sleep from $3 bag of crashes