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Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager
$99.99 + $5 Standard OR $10 Two-Day OR $20 One-Day Shipping
Condition: New

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MY EYES NEED A MASSAGE.

good timing gunna neeed this after this woot off

Uh, no.

Is this 99% or 100% pure?

madmanhattan wrote:MY EYES NEED A MASSAGE.

LOL...!

what the...

will this work down there?

This looks awesome, but is outside my price range for random untested toys.

TT: Will there be any more B()C's this wootoff? Or did the techs give up on them?

This should take us to midnight.

Head AND Eye massager? I wasn't going to buy it if it was just a head or an eye massager...

For external use only?

the head unit looks like something out of the "SAW" movie series. No thanks

Lawnmower Man flashbacks.. I think I'll just steer clear of this.

There is no way this could go horrifically wrong, is there?

acdawg wrote:Is this 99% or 100% pure?

99.44%

Bring your massager anywhere you want to enjoy a relaxing experience.

But please do not wear while driving...

Is this from the movie "The man in the Plastic mask" with DeCaprio (or however you spell it)?

It puts the lotion in the basket...

What the flying hippopotamus monkey feces!!!! If I want a head massage, I can get one for free.

Resistance is futlie, you will be assimilated. Buy 3 of these now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Ki2nZrDHY

Does it fit around a large waist? I mean head?

Well, at least it's not something we've seen before.

So... does it massage your eyes like the Prospera Electronic Pulse Massager?

coreyking wrote:will this work down there?

Ew, how big is your other head?

"Inspired by popular Chinese Acupuncture, the high-frequency magnetic fields stimulate the pressure points to encourage vigor and mental clarity"

*cough*USEDBULLFOOD*cough*

$200 else where. Strange deal...

acdawg wrote:Is this 99% or 100% pure?

LIKE!

Quick check shows $175 at other online stores ... could be a good deal

This thing scares me.

"Not only can stress make someone irritable, it can cause headaches, acne, stiff muscles and is linked to weak immune systems, heart and stomach issues. Take control of your stress and relax"

I'd love to have one for the next Woot! Off. Because I've got all of the above that just started Monday night at 10:00.

coreyking wrote:will this work down there?

Of course it will. It's a head and eye massager after all.

"Convenient eye sockets allow you to see what is happening around you."

I think I already have those. But if someone else doesn't, you should definitely hop on this woot!

magorphenger wrote:

ROTF!!!

So, let me get this straight here....

My eyes will heat up, while my ears are listening to a beach theme during that time my head is getting a massage?

Does not sound so fun..hell just go the the beach for that! :D

Needed this 2 nights ago during the first Barrel of chum