OK, now without further ado...



in-your-crapday-suit (YouTube)
23.7" x 13.2" x 6.2"
9.9 lbs.

Contents:
1 - 3XL Forrest Green Shirt
1 - SKC Mesh Watch
1 - Navy Blue Duffel Bag
6 - Lip Gloss Scented Pies
1 - TreeHaus Wooden Balance Bike

So it wasn't a laptop, had it been I would have considered it the equivalent of the letter.

Now if that green shirt (so thought it was) happened to be "Nightmeow on Elm Street" it would have been the best Brigade of Campers I could have ever hoped for. Excitement was so high when I seen that and then it was blank. woot, you're such a tease!

We didn't even notice the watch until clean-up as it was mixed in with the bubble wrap from the bike, which seems to be fine, no bearing issues I can see.

All in all worth it, and it was a fun birthday bash. THANKS WOOT!

stuntdriver wrote:OK, now without further ado...

it would have been the best Brigade of Campers

The look on your daughter's face when she picks up the bike parts makes this the best Brigade of Campers video ever!

rossa wrote:Updated Woot! birthday haul.

I updated my previous post with all craps. Absolutely amazing haul. No brand new laptops like some of you got (congrats!), but I am very pleased with my haul. I have lots to give away and a few things I can actually use and wanted. I think I squealed most over the Chuck Norris talking plush since I was so jealous of everyone getting one in the last Bear or Cat? and I didn't get out. Ha.

Thank you Woot!

xavoc wrote:The look on your daughter's face when she picks up the bike parts makes this the best Brigade of Campers video ever!

Yeah, she was thrilled!

At least one of the wheels served a purpose,

stuntdriver wrote:Yeah, she was thrilled!

At least one of the wheels served a purpose,

It did look like her favorite was the lip gloss!

I got most of one of those bikes a few months back missing one needed piece and one decorative one. I emailed the company about parts and they will let me buy them but I could not figure out what to ask for. Can you post or email a picture that shows how the body is attached to the handlebars? It must be some sort of bolt thing but I cannot see how it stays where it belongs.

I do have a niece about the right age to use it if I can get it together.

Great Balance Bike unboxing video!

Our 5.9 pound Crap showed up yesterday, four days early! The haul;

1x 3XL Blank Light Blue T-Shirt (HUGE!)
1x Spitball Dartboard
1x 12-Pack of Recycled Golf Balls
1x Purple Bag with Flower (we now have 4 or 5!)
8x Bags of Texas Air

And........
1x America Stories of War 36 DVD Collection!!!

Now, this is something that I had commented on in Deals.Woot as something I would be interested in, but could not justify actually buying. Then it shows up in my Crap pile! I am sure it is just coincidence, but THANK YOU ColonelCrap and Woot Gods! You are the best!

Long live Woot!

Ta-da! My 5.3 lb we-eight-the-crap Brigade of Campers Everything will get used except the camera case, which is currently seeking a good home amongst friends on the interwebz. I was quite excited about the multi-use non-stick pot. What a nice addition to my zombie apocalypse kit! Thank you, Woot!!

Ok folks. I am filled with boredom and excitement. I have spent the last day and a half waiting to see if/when my bowls of cat will show up. They should be here monday. Thank you to all that have helped me out by posting list and pictures of what you got and your cats too. I have also been working on trying to get some of deals.woot cleaned up by getting the posters to expire their old deals (2006 pages from 2010).
Now I am left in a quandry. Tomorrow I would like to go to a nearby town (about an hour away) to spend the day at the resale shops, but I don't want to miss my boquets of carnations showing up and possibly disappearing from my porch. I would just go shop Tuesday, but I suspect there might be a WOOTOFF! start.

Congrats to lichme & tatemuggets for the laptops!

Our Brigade of Campers were not as eventful but we were still lucky to have scored them. I’ll keep trying and maybe one day I’ll get elusive c-r-a-p. Here’s the content of our boxes:

My box:
5.6#; 16" x 12.7" x 10.6"
1-Woot! Green t-shirt (child’s medium - haven’t been that size in years! – maybe I’ll make a pillow)
1-Cyber Acoustics Kindle cover, red leather (couldn’t find the kindle in the box – ninjas must have gotten it)
1-Café Bingo
1-swivel store shelf deluxe P/2
1-gwen’s nest purple sunflower bag

My son’s box (his 1st Brigade of Campers ):
2.5#; 15.7" x 12.5" x 10.6”
1-Woot! Green t-shirt (small – he is a 2xl, matching pillows maybe)
1-hat & mitten set – Prince, size 6-9m (my boys in their early 20’s can fight over these, should be a good show…byob)
1-Cyber Acoustics Galaxy Tab cover, black leather (couldn’t find the galaxy tab in the box – ninjas must have gotten that too)
1-Tank football character stuffed toy (the dogs already claimed this)
1-gwen’s nest green bag with purple flowers

Thank you ColonelCrap & happy birthday woot!

stuntdriver wrote:OK, now without further ado...

in-your-crapday-suit (YouTube)
23.7" x 13.2" x 6.2"
9.9 lbs.

Contents:
1 - 3XL Forrest Green Shirt
1 - SKC Mesh Watch
1 - Navy Blue Duffel Bag
6 - Lip Gloss Scented Pies
1 - TreeHaus Wooden Balance Bike

So it wasn't a laptop, had it been I would have considered it the equivalent of the letter.

Thank you for sharing, but my dreams of a laptop are all but dashed -- My dimensions are nearly identical. Here's to hoping I at least don't get more lip gloss...

pattiq wrote:It did look like her favorite was the lip gloss!

I got most of one of those bikes a few months back missing one needed piece and one decorative one. I emailed the company about parts and they will let me buy them but I could not figure out what to ask for. Can you post or email a picture that shows how the body is attached to the handlebars? It must be some sort of bolt thing but I cannot see how it stays where it belongs.

I do have a niece about the right age to use it if I can get it together.

Yes, she rather did like the lip gloss but had there been a particular shirt in that box she would have went absolutely nuts!

As for the bike, I'm guessing you're looking to put the front that hooks up to the frame in which the handlebars mount on top.

If so, you are missing a metal rod/doll that when you put the front into the frame the doll slides all the way down locking it all into place then you place the handlebars on to the top and fasten down the two Allen head wood screws.

If you indeed just need the rod, no need to order it from them. Get it from any hardware store

It is stainless steel but any strong metal would do.
Length is exactly 9.25"
Diameter is .25" (just slightly under)

Hope this helps, if not ask away!

mlsapack wrote:Great Balance Bike unboxing video!

THANKS!

SColburn wrote:Thank you for sharing, but my dreams of a laptop are all but dashed -- My dimensions are nearly identical. Here's to hoping I at least don't get more lip gloss...

Yes, yours were identical, just seems the person that measured mine was anal and had to be exact and your guy/gal rounded it out.

Either way I am still curious to see what you get. I thought for sure I was lucky and had a laptop coming my way, that is until I seen the box.

Best of luck to you and if you don't want the lip gloss I know someone that does

Though last time I sent something to a member they got it but never sent the item they promised It was only minor stuff but still.

Apparently I overloaded my small-town post office with all my Brigade of Campers this time around. They got 'em on Saturday, but didn't finish sorting until 10:15 - after the mail went out for the day.
Oh well... Tomorrow will be crappy, then.


Edit: Ok, forget all that. They went out for delivery at 10:25!

taternuggets wrote:So my new HP Pavilion G6-1d47cl laptop is indeed new and works great.



Pretty non-crappy crap. Thanks again woot!

Curious, did your laptop also come in a box that did not have the woot logo printed on it? Mine was blank on all sides with exception of the shipping label.

5.1 pounds, eight years of crap

1 iRetroPhone
1 Medium (Kids? Women?) Green Woot T-shirt
1 Purple Flower reusable bag
1 3 pack of ammunition for a USB Circus Cannon

Okay, finally opened our last 2 boxes of crap, and that's mostly what they were:

Mine: 4.6 lbs 16x12.5x10.6 (feliz crapleanos)
Foot flush
Sunflower bag
XXXL Orange blank
Insect Arena (now we have 2)
6 texas air

Hers: 2.4 lbs 14" sq (crap-if-i-want-to)
Woot! Shirt (W-S)
Plantronics open bluetooth earpiece
4 pack magnetic clips (now we have 8!)
Sunflower bag (Have 4. Fiance is using them to pack "Bridesmaids survival kits" for our wedding)
Terrific Turkey Timer (our 2nd)
24 TEXAS AIR.

Her Brigade of Campers was in a 14" sq non-woot box and everything would have fit into a box 1/4 the size. The rest was filled w/ tex-air. A bit sad.

Definitely one of our more crappy hauls. She actually said, "Can we take a break from the crap for a while?" Maybe she'll change her mind when she flushes the toilet with her foot.

3# box
-purple flower tote bag
-watch
-i insect arena
-4pk of lip butter
-xl tshirt-no design
-nascar sleeping bag

5.3# box
-playpit (crayola)with tunnel (others linked to it earlier
-purple flower tote bag
-3xl tshirt-no design, just stains
-open & used lip balm


and that's all he sent. i realize that it is supposed to be crap, and i have no problem with that. but open & used lip balm? that is a sanitary issue. it had spilled (melted?) all over the the shirt and playpit. making stains that will render them undonateable. yuck!

My Brigade of Campers are on the truck for delivery today!

I am stuck in Jersey City all day today, my wife just sent me a picture of all the Brigade of Campers waiting for me at home. I think thats a valid reason to quit my job right now and go home.

Just received my 4.8 lb crap.

Contents:
1- purple sunflower bag
1- i-insect arena
1- spitball dartboard
1- 3XL blank t-shirt
1- 12pack refinished Callaway golf balls

The refinished golf balls will come in handy, my fiance always takes my prov1's and seems to lose them, so he can have the refinished ones. The spitball dartboard is already hung in my cubicle.
Overall, I'm pleased with my haul.

Total Brigade of Campers Haul
3 Purple Sunflower Bags
1 Green 4xl AA Blank
1 Yellow 3xl AA Blank
1 Orange 3xl AA Blank
1 Green Woot! M (kids or women's)shirt
1 Crayola Kid's Art Club & Tunnel
9 Bags of Texas Air
1 When Pigs Fly stuffed pig with real flying pig flapping action.
1 Centon 4gb Datastick
1 Spitball Darts Game
1 Blue Duffel Bag
1 Kodak camera bag
2 i-Insect arenas
1 Kid's Night Out Bingo
1 Leather Kindle Cover - Black

Received today:
(eight years of crap)
1 Vizio tablet case
1 logitech PlayGear Pocket Skin Kit
1 purple bag with sunflower
1 small Woot T-shirt
1 Flexpod Gripper Tripod
1 yellow/green pepper mill
1 package of fraction flash cards

Well... it's no laptop, but everything I got can/will be used.



Balance Bike will be useful for my youngest, or at least a friend with little ones.
Purple Sunflower shopping bag to add to my mother-in-law's collection (it's OK, we still like each other)
Plain Orange T-shirt of unknown size -- the tag is cut off, but it appears to fit my 8-yr-old rather well
12 Task Clips (new in package) in pastel color with variations of the word "crap" on them (see photo)
Flu & Germ Protection Supply kit -- who can't use this, honestly?
Screaming woot! monkey with majestic black cape!

We did have a problem with woot! monkey's maiden voyage. Much like the Titanic, it ended in epic disaster:

So in true Crap fashion, it's now Screaming woot! monkey with majestic black cape and Failtastic Paw.

Here's my crappy clips (uncensored!):


Thanks again, woot! Keep on Crapping-on!

SColburn wrote:Very intriguing...

Weight: 9.5 lbs
Dimensions: 24" x 13.2" x 6"
Estimated Delivery: Monday 7/23
Sale: and-a-crap-to-grow-an-inch (deals.woot Facebook link)

Dimensions seem non-standard to woot! shipping boxes. Anticipation!

Whatever happens, I'm glad that my "Silver" (25th) Brigade of Campers was appropriately celebrated on woot! birthday/anniversary day.

heartflux wrote:Ta-da! My 5.3 lb we-eight-the-crap Brigade of Campers Everything will get used except the camera case, which is currently seeking a good home amongst friends on the interwebz. I was quite excited about the multi-use non-stick pot. What a nice addition to my zombie apocalypse kit! Thank you, Woot!!

Now I know what my phantom pot lid is meant for.

Forgot to mention six bags of air and one USB cable.

They came!
My boxes:

in-your-crapday-suit
2.9 lbs, 14x10.7x8.8
1 4xl Hanes Beefy T
1 Sunflower bag
2 Nascar ponchos
1 i-Insect arena (no bugs)
2 Diva Darling facial mitts
Texas air (lots)

your-birthday-spanking-surprise
2.4 lbs, 15.7x12.2x10.6
1 Hydrangea bag
1 Soccer ball plush
1 Red Kindle cover
1 Safety light
1 woot! teal tshirt, size small
Texas air (lots)

and, my favorite....
in-your-crapday-suit
2.9 lbs, 14.0x10.7x8.8
Texas air (just a little, and the bags were stuck to the tape so they broke... oh well)
1 Sunflower bag
1 Set of magnetic clips
1 Teal woot! shirt, size small
1 Black leather Galaxy Tab cover
and....
1 pair of Teva Churn men's shoes, size 11 - retail price of $90

The shoes sorta fit, but they're a bit big... so we'll see if I keep 'em or not.


And as for Miss Tablet...
I taped her opening her 2.2 lb, 14x10.5x8.6 box



She got a sunflower bag, AA batteries, a kindle cover, earbuds, a turkey probe, a teal woot shirt, and a cenation shirt. No tablet, but she was just as excited by the earbuds!
...and now she's going around, talking about how she's going to get a Kindle to go in the case. Oi.

Mine did show up late Saturday after all.

I was able to copy most items from this post:
birthday-spanking-surprise:2.4lbs, 15.7in x 12.5in x 10.6in
1 - mens small green Woot! shirt
1 - red leather kindel cover
1 - Hot Head children's bear hat with paw gloves
1 - green w/ purple flowers tote
But also received
1-Life Vest from "Adventure Park" Geelong Victoria
Anyone interested in trading their laptops or tablets please PM me. I won't hold my breath!

stuntdriver wrote:
Hope this helps, if not ask away!

Perfect! Mine came partially assembled. It must have been returned because the hole for that rod is not drilled all the way through. I thought it must be some fancy thing that clipped in there. It will be fixed shortly and ridable!

Mine came today. Pictures and details to follow tomorrow. I am happy, not laptop happy, but happy all the same!

LAPTOP!!!! I will post more of what I got once I get the laptop up and running. Fantastic, my wife's just died!

Okay I'm posting a combo of my two craps and my wife's crap . . . So the contents listed are for 3 craps


1 XL maroon fol shirt
1 women's medium WOOT! Green shirt
1 men's small WOOT! Green shirt
1 portable wine tote
1 kindel black cover
1 4 pack of lip balm
1 diva darling hair thing
1 non working chuck Norris doll
1 4gb jump drive
1 paper mouse pad
1 4 pack AA batteries
1 insect arena
1remington shine technology hair straightner ($25 on amazon)
2 sunflower bags
1 purple flower bag

And



1 night hunter glow in the dark wireless remote control helicopter with LED lights $80 at amazon

Thanks woot and Semper Fi

DaveInSoCal wrote:Okay, finally opened our last 2 boxes of crap, and that's mostly what they were:

Mine: 4.6 lbs 16x12.5x10.6 (feliz crapleanos)
Foot flush
Sunflower bag
XXXL Orange blank
Insect Arena (now we have 2)
6 texas air

This was pretty much what I got , except my shirt was a 4XL, black t shirt

I came home today to a 31.9 in-your-crapday-suit! No tablets or laptops for me either.

1x Right Response Flu Kit
7x Cupcake Lip Gloss (1 of which had been opened and used)
1x "Base Camp Expedition" Iron On Patch
1x Styrofoam Cup
1x Blue Duffle Bag

And the reason it weighed so much...

A Huffy ZX-R 18" Boys Bmx Bike.

Not sure if all the bike parts are there or not, there is no instructions and the box was taped to holy hell (the rest of the crap was in the huffy box).

All in all it's a good crap. I have no use for the bike seeing as I'm 6'3 and that bike is a little small for me. I'll probably give it to a younger cousin or find someone who can use it. The lipgloss will go to my niece. And I'll use the rest. How the hell did Woot know I needed a styrofoam cup anyways?

wpolyak wrote:I came home today to a 31.9 in-your-crapday-suit! No tablets or laptops for me either.
1x Styrofoam Cup
1x Blue Duffle Bag

And the reason it weighed so much...

A Huffy ZX-R 18" Boys Bmx Bike.

All in all it's a good crap. I have no use for the bike seeing as I'm 6'3 and that bike is a little small for me. And I'll use the rest. How the hell did Woot know I needed a styrofoam cup anyways?

THEY KNOW!!! THEY ALWAYS KNOW!!!!! (cue the erie music....)

Bogie21 wrote:LAPTOP!!!! I will post more of what I got once I get the laptop up and running. Fantastic, my wife's just died!

Congrats! Weight of box and which birthday crap? Also, other laptop recipients, which did you get? I'm assuming "in-your-crapday-suit" by earlier comments, but I could be wrong!

Alrighty we got our 5 Brigade of Campers today. We each drew numbers to decide who got to choose the boxes. It was fun. Here is a general list of the loot

2x insect arenas
3 gigantic t-shirts
2x green kids Woot shirts
1x pair of size 9 Teva flip flops that fit my wife
1x USB turntable
2x NASCAR ponchos
1x silver mesh watch
1x camera case
1x Galaxy Tab case
1x Bar bingo game thingy
1x remote control for a home stereo
1x Barbie skateboard thingy
1x pack of AA batteries
and a plethora of Texas air

all in all a great haul. The kids loved that they each got their own. Izzy (3) has claimed the skateboard as her own. Dear Woot, in my next Brigade of Campers can I please have a floor sander, and some floor stain. I think I am going to need it.

Bogie21 wrote:LAPTOP!!!! I will post more of what I got once I get the laptop up and running. Fantastic, my wife's just died!

Okay, now that I got everything sorted out. Between my wife and I we had 4 Brigade of Campers.

Whiskey stones 1 box
Vortex portal mixer cup
Night hunter r/c helicopter
Galaxy tab leather cover
Galaxy tab neoprene case
USB circus cannon ammo
Cafe bingo cards
Kids night out bingo
Blue spring gun that shoots ???
Foot flush toilet flusher
Dora the explorer bath mitt
3xl blank green shirt
1x womens small green woot! Shirt
2x womens medium green woot! Shirt
4x daisy bags
Bow compass
3x Sansa USB chargers
1x iPod charger
1x random wall charger

HP Pavilion g6



Laptop came in the " not-exactly-a-goodie-bag " Bag

moosezilla wrote:3# box
-purple flower tote bag
-watch
-i insect arena
-4pk of lip butter
-xl tshirt-no design
-nascar sleeping bag

5.3# box
-playpit (crayola)with tunnel (others linked to it earlier
-purple flower tote bag
-3xl tshirt-no design, just stains
-open & used lip balm


and that's all he sent. i realize that it is supposed to be crap, and i have no problem with that. but open & used lip balm? that is a sanitary issue. it had spilled (melted?) all over the the shirt and playpit. making stains that will render them undonateable. yuck!

My offer of a turkey timer was genuine. PM me if you want one.