klozitshoper wrote:Good night. I shall go to bed thinking of the wench on the front of the car. Are you typing a case for hit and run???

//snickering//
A V-shaped wench!

pooflady wrote://snickering//
A V-shaped wench!

Well what can you expect when she was hit at the waistline standing and facing the car? V shape. Guilty, I tell you, guilty as hell.

klozitshoper wrote:Well what can you expect when she was hit at the waistline standing and facing the car? V shape. Guilty, I tell you, guilty as hell.

I'll tell the judge.

Night all. Tomorrow.

pooflady wrote:Three cheers for your rain. Any flooding?

Some minor stuff, the ground sucked most of it up

Mornin', I'back; folks.

AZGman wrote:Mornin', I'back; folks.

'morning Gman and to all the later risers

good morning everybody!

pooflady wrote:Could use some help. Guy's car was rear-ended. His car had a V in the trunk. The guy that hit him had a "blah or a wench" on the front. Now, I'm reasonably certain it was a winch and not a wench, but I have no idea about the "blah." Anybody?

I'd guess blade or a winch.

Mavyn wrote:I'd guess blade or a winch.

I agree with this.

Good morning all.

The following on NBC and should be included in those joke ones that go around:

New Zealand skydiver hits ground after parachute failure

superspryte wrote:Eeep! That's not funny.

BUNNEH

I meant the headline was funny.

superspryte wrote:I don't get it. :-/

'tis enuf to say he had a parachute failure. hitting the ground should go without saying.

hmm, they usually hit the ground even without a parachute failure anyway. unless they get stuck in a tree or something.

Nice seeing you spryte. Seems like it's been a long time.

pooflady wrote:Nice seeing you spryte. Seems like it's been a long time.

Seconded. Welcome home!

KtCallista wrote:Seconded. Welcome home!

home is where... uh, wherever.

no1 wrote:home is where... uh, wherever.

PWA, it's woot home

KtCallista wrote:PWA, it's woot home

funny how woot can afford to pay all those moderators with only a half dozen customers!

superspryte wrote:The old shirt crowd isn't here and I'm not good enough to compete with the newer designers.

that's crazy defeatist talk.

ThunderThighs wrote:Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yeah, SHHH.

superspryte wrote:So...what have I missed around here? You guys post more than I could read.

EDIT: Aside from a V-shaped wench, apparently.

- It's back to school week!
- Ducky made some cake not long ago.
- I met KTCallista!
- We rotate who gets to be "most hated" weekly. I'm not sure who's turn it is this week. ;D
- It's hotter than heck in Seattle right now.

Yeah, that's all I've got. Would you like a popsicle? I was just about to grab one from the fridge.

inkycatz wrote:- It's back to school week!
-- It's hotter than heck in Seattle right now.

Yeah, that's all I've got. Would you like a popsicle? I was just about to grab one from the fridge.

pffft, Seattle don't know hot

Iceback wrote:pffft, Seattle don't know hot

We're getting the idea.

Afternoon, folks.

dontwantaname wrote:Hi

Missed crap while at the dog park.

bummer for you.

I don't have any idea where/when woot craps anymore.

So I just stopped giving a $#!+.

dontwantaname wrote:Hi

Missed crap while at the dog park.

i usually find a lot of crap at the park.

dontwantaname wrote:That is all you stopped giving a poop about?

No; but my thoughts no longer carry any water here.