Soy milk is good, but this product is a tough sell!

Although there can't be that many of them. I'd guess 50... It said the same user for "first sucker" and "last wooter" and the progress bar was at 98%, so that would mean each person is 2%... yay woot-off before the long weekend (for me at least!)

Some of you seem to actually want this!!!??!?? 40% sold already? Whoda thunk it? Man those marketing gurus at Woot.com must know about our predeliction for legume paste better than we know ourselves....

I never knew these existed...and I'm not surprised that woot is the only place you'll find them.

Umm, soy beans.

Alright, wookies. Listen up. Jesse "The Body" Ventura drinks soy milk. So does Steven Segal. And Jackie Chan, Chuck Yeager, James Taylor, Bella Abzug, Carrot Top, and my chiropractor. All the really cool kids are doing it.

Buy this thing.

Hmm. Okay. Well, believe it or not, I have some legitimate questions.

1. Where can you buy soybeans? Do grocery stores typically sell them? If so, what other use would they have, other than to feed this thing - do recipies call for soybeans?
2. What country was this originally designed for, Japan? Sometimes, foods that seem strange here in the U.S.A. are commonplace overseas. (Then again, try out some foreign person on okra, collard greens, gumbo!)
3. Can I substitute coffee beans for soybeans and get coffee to come out? In other words, what's the brewing temperature for soy milk - same as for coffee, or less than it? What about the granularity of ground soybeans: courser, finer, or about the same as coffee?
4. I assume the grinder requires dry beans?

Just some questions to ponder, tired of looking at the "ewww, gross!" posts, despite sharing the sentiment...

Aaaaacccckkkk....soy vey.

;^)

>I heard Soy milk tastes like very herbal breast milk-eh?

*I'm* not going to suckle Herb's breast.

wtf- the only good thing about this is the title for the product info-
"let's here it for the soy" is pretty funny.

WOW!!! I can not believe these things are acutally selling, AND at a decent rate. Already there is only 55% left......boggles my mind......glad I was wrong, I figured this would be a woot killer.

Seriously, soy milk contains estrogen and will make men grow breasts.

Wait I'm thinking soymilk is Vegan so what if I just put some ground up vegans in this thing will I get vegan milk??????????????????????????????

Oh. Man. Crazy Vegan Woman that I used to work with had one of these. She swore it saved her a forture because she could make soy milk instead of buying it. She also had a worm grid in her kitchen so she could compost indoors, washed her hair sparingly, and had eleven cats that peed everywhere.

Are you kidding me???? Soy Food Center, WTF???

Does this also work with Soylent Green?

Well, thanks to this contraption that apparently seperates money from vegetarians, I'll now have time to do some more things like...

Climb a mountain in the Andes,
Colonoscopy!,
Grandma's 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of kittens w/yarn,
Make my wife a diamond,
Grow a tree,
Learn to play an accordion,
And watch myself age.

Awesomest!

brac wrote:Ok but it does'nt say what kind of animal I have to kill, to get the soy..

QOTD in my book, nicely played.

I think this product is the one that Woot put up while they take the whole Woot staff out to brunch in appreciation for the hard work thus far. It should hang on while the staff has a leisurely meal.

im really surprised this isnt turning out to be a wootoff killer. if i had seen a list of items for a wootoff beforehand and saw a soy milk processor on there id've thrown my entire savings at it...

For once the woot monster got it all wrong, well not only once. Overstock has it cheaper
http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/ d2.cgi?PAGE=PRODUCT&PROD_ID=1461017&cid=93160&fp=F

AZGreg wrote:Que lastima! No me gusto soy!

¡Sabes que quieres comprar esta máquina! ¡Para abrazarla y pensar de la Soy muy tarde en la noche! jajajjaja

jakealex2 wrote:For once the woot monster got it all wrong, well not only once. Overstock has it cheaper
http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/ d2.cgi?PAGE=PRODUCT&PROD_ID=1461017&cid=93160&fp=F

that's a refurb (rox0rz!), dum dum.

As stated before, Overstock has this for less (although theirs is a refurb (rox0rz!))....

Also, it looks like it has a piss poor review here:

http://www.soymilkquick.com/download/soy-milk-maker-reviews.pdf

mike52t wrote:Alright, wookies. Listen up. Jesse "The Body" Ventura drinks soy milk. So does Steven Segal. And Jackie Chan, Chuck Yeager, James Taylor, Bella Abzug, Carrot Top, and my chiropractor. All the really cool kids are doing it.

Buy this thing.

However, Chuck Norris is too much of a man to use this hippie crap.
I agree with many before me, follow this piece of crap with a bag of full.

Who is buying this thing? Are you willing to admit that you have a problem?

Only 32% left. Must have some silent wooters. Keep buying it up! I want to see what is next. Since I missed out on the Sushi At Home For 4. I'm weeping with joy! hoo

And yet they are still being sold. I don't know ... I like real food. Not soy, but to each his own right?

This is AWESOME! YEY. I'm really excited!! so cheap! they go for like 130 in stores.. My first woot purchase.. i'm so ecstatic

eihter there isn't very many or peeps are being really kind and trying to buy to the next w00t.

how can this cost as much as that video card?? awful price awful product.. get to the wootage plz

I LOVE SOY! This is awesome.

It's a soybean grinder!! Everyone should be grinding their own soybeans to make soymilk and tofurkey! YOU NEED 3 OF THESE!! If you promise to buy 3 and tell a friend to buy 3, I'll send you a recipe for great soymilk. Better than the ones you buy in store. Hurry!

how can this cost as much as that video card?? awful price awful product.. get to the wootage plz

What, in the name of all that is holy, is this fraking thing? How does it work? What does it do? Could I buy out Woots stock, ship them to Vermont and sell them at an obscene profit?

jakealex2 wrote:For once the woot monster got it all wrong, well not only once. Overstock has it cheaper
http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/ d2.cgi?PAGE=PRODUCT&PROD_ID=1461017&cid=93160&fp=F

SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! they have been selling fairly quickly!!!

brac wrote:Ok but it does'nt say what kind of animal I have to kill, to get the soy..

Kittens make the best soy.

mmmm fresh soy milk. No seriously fresh homemade soy milk is sweet and tasty.

But 40$ for another kitchen appliance. I might actually woot this one up, even if overstock is cheaper cause well, I wanna see whats next :)

can I use this to make biodiesel?

Wow... these are $100 or more everywhere else... buy three and flea-bay the extra two (or all three if you are among the "soy milk? ewwww, grooosss" crowd)

WalkerEv wrote:


SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! they have been selling fairly quickly!!!

the one on overstock is freaking refurbished.. who the hell would want a used soy milk maker? lets be honest

Don't forget, it make up to only 5 measley cups at a time. Buy 3 right now (before they're gone!!!) so that you can have up to 15 cups of amazing soy milk!! For those of you that haven't tried soy milk, don't diss it. Soy milk is awesome, but not the store bought kind...homemade is the best. Hurry up and make two accounts so you can buy 6!!!