msg00


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Now there's a woot-off killer. Soy? Yech.

scott265


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Unbelievable, in their quest to top a product the product most loathed by the serious l WOOTERS (a.k.a Bread applainces of any type), the fabulous, wonderful people at WOOT have given us a Fresh Soy Food Center. I'm, now, anxiously awaiting the emergence of the Betty Slopper Do It Yourself Tofu Cookie and Cake Maker.

I Love WOOT, I'm an addict and I don't need to take it one day at a time or join any 29 day program!! :)

torrmundi


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Ugh. Soy processor?? Right on par with breadmakers. Count me out. Pray for a low quantity.

Roberttho143


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I tried to buy one just to keep the Woot Off going but my stomich wouldn't let me. Sorry!

angelabest


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Dang, I saw "food processor" and got excited because I need one. Interesting product, but naaaah...

FinsUp99


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Paging all hippies! Paging all hippies!

ACK! GROSS!

beanz27


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im confused, appalled and grossed out all at the same time. woot killer, totally

magickdawn


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What a disgusting idea. Why, oh why, would the Woot purchasing dept buy this?

nobodyimportant


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If they manage to sell all of these, the stats should say "Wooter to THANK for sellout".

todski


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Yum, YUK!

Bring on the Hot Mush machine. "It's not just for breakfast anymore."

~Keyster~

AlexJS


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a wha?? this might be the weirdest offering ever

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Lazarus2


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Man these things are WONDERFUL !! I have like seven of them (yea, that's the ticket) _ and they make the local cows in Brenham curdle their milk, they're so good at making fake milk.
We need at lest 99 more of y'all to buy them. PLEASE, beofre they're all gone, get yours NOW !!

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eahab1


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apparently seems to be seling pretty quick....it looks like 65ish quantity

gosh7001


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ok - it looks like there are 30 of these things so all we need are 10 chumps to buy 3 and then we can move on.
Welcome to the woot off killer. Hope you soy milk in your coffee.

cargousa


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We have offended the Woot Gods....repent all ye sinners for the end of the WootOff is nigh!!!!!

pixie508


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disgusting!!!!

ummm...basing on the percentage stuff, I think there are 100

amyteg1


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If fear is the mind killer then the soy food center is, indeed, the woot-off killer.

drksandman


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AFretired wrote:We waited for this??? what is it???



Start by reading the description.

JMS5000


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I'd get one but I just puked all over my keyboard. Next, please!

pottersquash


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Its a Blender with a fancy name....

gosh7001


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ok - it looks like there are 30 of these things so all we need are 10 chumps to buy 3 and then we can move on.
Welcome to the woot off killer. Hope you soy milk in your coffee.

nyclee


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pretty speechless.... however overstock has this for slightly less I believe.

Insouciant


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My late mother might have gotten this, but my family now can't stand soy milk nor tofu, etc. Bring on the REAL fat, cholesterol, sugar (including lactose)! Ok, apologies to those who are lactose intolerant.

Everyone buy 3 to give in revenge, I mean return for that hideous Christmas gift you got.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - Those who understand Binary and those who don't.

cougarvibe


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Darn it! I was holding out for the Salton Rank Meat Food Center! So close!

Well, now I guess I'll just have to sit here and eat all these rotten hot dogs before my hippie-chick girlfriend drives up in her electric car. Hmmm, she must be getting close because I can smell clove cigarettes and Trader Joe's Green Tea extract! Time to channel Takeru Kobayashi and get these things processed.

Come on Woot, help us closet meat eaters out! Why no beef jerkey machines?!?

Anverc


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WTF!?! I'm a vegetarian and i wouldn't buy this crap!!!

Milliways


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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004R945/ref=nosim/102-1348857-6564121?n=284507

At least according to Amazon, it's a really good deal.

SandraMort


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Hey, this is a fantastic price! I pay 3.69 a half gallon for soy milk if I buy it and I paid over 100 for my soy milk maker (sorry, I already have one).

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AZGreg


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Que lastima! No me gusto soy!

chisox64


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The Bag of Crap has been replaced by the Pitcher of Crap!

garyoa1


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Too healthy for me.

Wudooeyeno?

phoopee3


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Soy milk is good, but this product is a tough sell!

Although there can't be that many of them. I'd guess 50... It said the same user for "first sucker" and "last wooter" and the progress bar was at 98%, so that would mean each person is 2%... yay woot-off before the long weekend (for me at least!)

akkimax


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home made soy milk puke........ no way......

Aks

jzabawa


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This is only the start of a series. My take on future woots

1)Soy Milk Maker
2)Whole Wheat Flour Grinder
3)Breadmaker to put it all together
4) TOASTER!!

(BTW - Thanks for the pages that refresh)

zoomie


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Wow! This is really great! I'm lactose intolerant and have been looking for a bargain Soy Processing Thingy! Will it work with hamburger or pork?



BrookeMac


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So, for the soy drinker...is this the equivalent of owning the cow?

FinsUp99


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My God..people are BUYING this!! Let's hope there's only one more.

dreemernj


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Oooh these things are great. You see when you pile soy beans in the, they create a very strong alchemic field. If you have 3-9 of them in a circle, each filled with soy and running at the same time, during the fermentation phase, objects made of simple metals placed in the middle can be converted into gold.

You see thats what DaVinci was missing when he was looking at alchemy. Soy milk. They didn't have it in Europe back then. True story.

uplateanyway


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Here is a summary of the WOOT-OFF so far:

. . First
. . Post . . . . . Quantity . . Price
4/13 12:00 AM . .1000 . . . $49.99 . . Western Digital Caviar 250GB Hard Drive
4/13 12:22 AM . . . 30 . . . $79.99 . . Koolvac KV-1 Robotic Vacuum
4/13 12:29 AM . . 200 . . . $22.99 . . Logitech Mobile Traveller Bluetooth Headset
4/13 12:37 AM . . 100 . . .. $9.99 . . Sushi at Home Kit for 4
4/13 12:43 AM . . . 30 . . . $49.99 . . Lightning Audio Complete Bass System
4/13 12:51 AM . . . 65 . . .. $4.99 . . World Series of Poker Wireless Plug and Play 15-in-1 TV Game
4/13 12:57 AM . . . 30 . . . $29.99 . . Zodiac Radar and Laser Detector
4/13 01:03 AM . . . 40 . . $189.99 . . iRiver 20GB Portable Media Player
4/13 01:16 AM . . . 69 . . . $39.99 . . BFG GeForce FX5500 OC 128MB 8x AGP Video Card
4/13 01:24 AM . . . 10 . . . $39.99 . . Monster Big Screen TV Kit
4/13 01:30 AM . . 200 . . . $49.99 . . Gyration Ultra GT Full-Size Keyboard Suite
4/13 02:14 AM . . . 86 . . . $14.99 . . Xact M3X X-Linx Two-Way FRS Radio – 2 Pack
4/13 02:34 AM . . 400 . . . $29.99 . . Nikko 1/14 Scale R/C Lamborghini Murcielago
4/13 05:56 AM . . . 66 . . . $29.99 . . The Ultimate Matrix Collection Limited Edition Collector’s Set
4/13 06:04 AM . . 200 . . . $89.99 . . Voq Professional Unlocked GSM Smartphone
4/13 07:20 AM . . . 80 . . . $49.99 . . Memorex Dual Layer 16x DVDR/RW USB2.0/Firewire
4/13 07:27 AM . . 500 . . . $24.99 . . Microsoft Optical Desktop Elite Wireless Keyboard & Mouse
4/13 07:41 AM . . 200 . . . $249.99 . . Audiovox Portable 10” LCD TV with DVD Player & In-Car Mounting Kit

Total Sales = $181,221.94

brac


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Ok but it does'nt say what kind of animal I have to kill, to get the soy..

fredbohner


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???????????????????? bring on the Leakfrog's