WootBot


quality posts: 15 Private Messages WootBot

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Step, if you dare, behind the sordid scenes and glimpse the lurid lives of rock legends. Or, if not exactly "legends," then at least some small-time models posing unconvincingly as rockers in these images we licensed dirt cheap.

We know it's only stock photography, but we like it, like it, yes we do. It's Stock Photo Rock!

Rosewood


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Rosewood

Didn't I see this on the anniversary feed?

milw123


quality posts: 1 Private Messages milw123

Wow..that was...wow. Where does something like this start? Do you guys scroll through stock photos for a Woot! write-up and then this happens?
It was very...wow.

jcolag


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jcolag

I'm not suggesting that I do or do not support such things, but I feel obligated to point out that stockmusic.net exists ($40/track) and it has a Rock section. I haven't listened to any of it, but if these crazy kids ever get a gig, they'll presumably need to play something.

matthew


quality posts: 20 Private Messages matthew
Rosewood wrote:Didn't I see this on the anniversary feed?



Probably!

blueflamingo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages blueflamingo

Did it really say, "to be continued"? Oh, please no.

seanjlawrence


quality posts: 0 Private Messages seanjlawrence

Just what I needed on a Monday afternoon...

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann
blueflamingo wrote:Did it really say, "to be continued"? Oh, please no.



yeah, this

robgnts5611


quality posts: 1 Private Messages robgnts5611

"....to be continued." STOP IT !!
How do I get a job there ?

matthew


quality posts: 20 Private Messages matthew
robgnts5611 wrote:"....to be continued." STOP IT !!
How do I get a job there ?



It's just a picture of a garage; there's not really a band in there. The whole thing is fictional. But if you can play an instrument, there is probably a real group you can join in your area! I would recommend checking Craigslist.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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matthew wrote:The whole thing is fictional.



D:


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Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

Martti


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Martti

And you did this because?
I think maybe you are over staffed and there is not enough work to do.

smasumur


quality posts: 4 Private Messages smasumur

Hey I, for one, laughed. I spend too much time going through stock photos, looking for the right blend of ages and races and genders and no Lenscrafter frames and pop quiz sweaters. Please do continue.