quality posts: 16 Private Messages WootBot


Mortimer's excited to go back to school and finally earn that degree he may or may not have lied about already having.

Can you blame him for wishing he was living the student life again? Heck, what with our "Dealgebra" event going on this week, pretty much everyone at Woot's got at least a mild case of college fever. Or academic itch. Or back-to-schooliosis.


quality posts: 30 Private Messages wisenekt

I actually do have a Star Wars lunch box that I take to work every day. It is a little small sometimes but it gets the job done.


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Raider9924

How can I go to Simian Central State?

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quality posts: 4 Private Messages Mancho

Back to school!
Bonus points for mentioning the Triple Lindy


quality posts: 311 Private Messages mkentosh


quality posts: 18 Private Messages WilfBrim

Ah, crap. The corporate transformation of Woot continues. Now they are coming after Mortimer.


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
WilfBrim wrote:Now they are coming after Mortimer.

I'm just hanging out, really.


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tigerdude77

"Preferably before Tina from HR gets back from her lunch break".

Leave it to Mortimer. Funny stuff right there. I love these guys.