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Time to show off your quick wit and excellent sense of humor. Yes, it's time for "Caption This!" where you get to come up with fun and silly thoughts and sayings for the people in these pictures.

They'll be posted in the next posts. Just pick your favorite, hit reply and have at it. As always, PG-13 is appreciated.

To get you started:


TEACHER: Who wants to see what's in my Biology or Chemistry??
BOY: OOOOOOOHHHHH! ME! ME! ME!
GIRL: What a loser.

or

BOY: Teacher, my Leak Frog alarm just went off. Can I go to the bathroom?

or newspaper blurb:
The Colonel, seen here as a young boy, was always eager to volunteer for crap.



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See? CowboyDann fit three of those Duracell AAA rechargeables in there. If they were AA, he'd only fit in two.

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The Fuller Brush Company, proud sponsors of Mrs. McKay's kindergarten class.


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Look class! I'm not pregnant. Can you say "Whew!"?



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Hmm, I wonder if it's going to be fish sticks or pizza today?

1st Birthday of Celebrations finally! Happy 10th Woot!

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Regrettably, Miss Puff had to discontinue the gun-barrel brush lesson after the "incident."

1st Birthday of Celebrations finally! Happy 10th Woot!

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Miss Thighs! Miss Thighs! You forgot to give us a homework assignment for this weekend!

1st Birthday of Celebrations finally! Happy 10th Woot!

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We're NEVER going to get all those crayons out of there!

1st Birthday of Celebrations finally! Happy 10th Woot!

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"I saw the girls doing this. They said it would turn them into famous super models!"

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CowboyDann has been an eager-beaver for most of his life it seems.

1st Birthday of Celebrations finally! Happy 10th Woot!

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Kid squatting: "Teacher! Can we please skip to the toilet brush?"

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I'm getting some good laughs here. Keep 'em coming!

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I wonder if Miss Landers dates boys my age?



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Young Matty Rutledge wonders if his scheme is just crazy enough to work. Jeffy Bezos, sitting one row behind him vows to someday own that punk. The ever-inattentive Greggy McLemore drifts off for a nap dreaming of opening a pets store.

1st Birthday of Celebrations finally! Happy 10th Woot!

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Boy in Middle: You see, back with his molars, that’s what it means to ‘burn them in’!
First Boy: And he did this by just pushing and pushing on ‘em into his ear?
Boy in Middle: Yup! …and then they just shows up as another tooth!
First Boy: Ha! I thought I heard his head resonating earlier! Haha!
Boy in Middle: Me too! I wondered how it sounded as if he could hum ALL of ‘Inagodadavita’ to a tee!

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Hmm, I wonder how the Woot Monkey got to be hanging from the water pipe up there?

Billy in back thinks "Aww crud, Stevie sees my Woot Monkey.... I'm busted!"

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"Did I poop today...?"

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I wonder if this tablet gets WiFi...

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"Johnny put your hand down... The answer is NOT Commies"

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See! That's the filling that has been effing up my 4G all day!

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Here we see the first attempt at Bundles of Crayons sales via social media outlets. You can see that Bobby was first to raise his hand and will now receive crap. Betty, behind Bobby, is about to rage quit on his butt.



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Never the bright child, Henry distracts Mitchell and tries to cheat off his artwork on "draw a family picture" day.

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"That bee has been stuck in the corner ALL FRICKIN' DAY..."

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"for crying out loud, sarah, there's no such thing as a 'ham brush'. try again."


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Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

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I knew I could find this 7 in Galaxy tablet on Woot! Now if only I had some jerky!

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I'm sure my Dyson can suck that loose tooth right out.

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OH, OH, OH! I have the PERFECT idea for a class trip fund raiser! We can do a car wash. My dad has a pallet of car wax!

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WhatsamattaU: Cowboydann already posted the manual, amazon link, and video reviews... If only I could remember what I said last time this was for sale...

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whatsamattaU wrote:See? CowboyDann fit three of those Duracell AAA rechargeables in there. If they were AA, he'd only fit in two.


Please I could fit *way* more than three in my mouth at that age.

therealjrn wrote:CowboyDann has been an eager-beaver for most of his life it seems.




You guys Doth Killeth me.

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Miss Thighs! Miss Thighs! CowboyDann is gettin' all medieval on us!

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barkwoot wrote:OH, OH, OH! I have the PERFECT idea for a class trip fund raiser! We can do a car wash. My dad has a pallet of car wax!

Snorted soda out my nose on that one.

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No, really! I swallowed a screaming monkey! Just press my tongue and I'll prove it.



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While his grades may not reflect his true genius, Timmy brilliantly asks for his report card to be delivered by SmartPost.

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Do I like this tablet?
No I do not.
It is not an Apple
The one mom bought.

It is not good
It is not slick
Maybe I should steal
The one with Rick...

Wait, the tablet with Rick
Is not an Apple I see
But an etch-a-sketch
From Mitt Romney...

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Why does Woot! Always have to put up the Bundles of Crayons while I'm in class????

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Teacher: I think we found your missing finger, Matt. Tell me again how you got it cut off?

Matt: I stuck it in Dave's mouth. like this...

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Now was that "liquor before beer," or...?


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"So then Mommy opened her mouth like this, and then Daddy..."