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Poll: Which of these would you most like to put to rest:
  • 13.2% - "More cowbell." 519
  • 5.6% - Pirate references 219
  • 7.9% - Ninja references 312
  • 23.9% - "That's what she said." 942
  • 32.8% - Bacon-flavored/scented/themed stuff 1291
  • 16.6% - All these Mighty Ducks 2 references 652
3935 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

Z07


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Z07

You forgot Zombie references.

FedEx SmartPost, because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 37 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

I voted for ninja references.

Because some people think they're better than pirates.

They're not.

hightimber


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hightimber

she was like "really" and he was like "yeah!"

yeah baby!

"just sayin"

"really???"

"you're a rockstar!"

"a whole nother level".

"shock the world"

fluharme


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fluharme

How could anyone vote against the Cowbell? You always gotta have more Cowbell!

natsphan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages natsphan

Kardashian references and Vampires! Oh, maybe that's the same thing...

quiverby


quality posts: 1 Private Messages quiverby

Can someone explain what the obsession is with bacon? I don't think I've ever really understood it.

regnowsin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages regnowsin

Cats.

chretist


quality posts: 3 Private Messages chretist

Aaarrrr, pirates are cool, me says!

trshaw


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quiverby wrote:Can someone explain what the obsession is with bacon? I don't think I've ever really understood it.



Easy..its Bacon...how can you not love cured, smoked, sliced, and fried side pork?

Xexus


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Xexus
quiverby wrote:Can someone explain what the obsession is with bacon? I don't think I've ever really understood it.



Bacon is the master ingredient, as pepper is the master spice. It's been a successful ingredient in every meal of the day, and even works in sweets like ice cream and chocolate (well, chocolate covered bacon is ok, but it seemed to me a waste of bacon). Even the left over bacon grease is wonderful for cooking eggs or mixed with vinegar to make a nice salad dressing. Yum Yum Yum!

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RWoodward


quality posts: 57 Private Messages RWoodward
Z07 wrote:You forgot Zombie references.



Amen. They're referencing "The Zombie Apocalypse" in legitimate news sources. Heck, FEMA even has an emergency plan for a hypothetical zombie attack that will never happen, even though they apparently don't have one for floods, which happen every year.

lipophilia


quality posts: 11 Private Messages lipophilia

All of them should go - unless the bacon reference includes real bacon. You can really never have too much bacon ... well, except for that valedictorian with the 2-foot-high "burger" - that was a waste of good food. In fact, I just had a pinch of my Woot!-procured bacon salt (taken Margarita style on the thumb-skin flap) just because I was thinking about bacon.
"More cowbell." - who cares
Pirate references - most annoying (unless the people involved are under 10)
Ninja references - the Woot! shirts jumped the shark about 3 Ninjas ago
"That's what she said." - This will never die; it has to be the oldest on the list.
Bacon-flavored/scented/themed stuff - - like i said...as long as i get to keep my bacon (and my bacon salt - great on avocado)
All these Mighty Ducks 2 references - seriously? ducks?

(OK - I feel better now)

lipophilia


quality posts: 11 Private Messages lipophilia

"valedictorian" instead of the "M-word" Woot!? That's pretty extreme civility...

Warhammr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Warhammr

I'm getting tired of:

"just say'n"

"like a boss"

robgnts5611


quality posts: 1 Private Messages robgnts5611

LEAVE BACON ALONE !!! Very sensitive....Really, 32.7% Really ?
Ohhhh yummmy BACON ...

skiman10


quality posts: 0 Private Messages skiman10

"That's what she said"- does not get old:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAAi_42uIkQ

skiman10


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skiman10 wrote:"That's what she said"- does not get old:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAAi_42uIkQ



And, as an aside, I came from the South and the term, at least from my Dad, was "That's what Margaret said". I have no idea who Margaret was but she must have got around.

dwbasham


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robgnts5611 wrote:LEAVE BACON ALONE !!! Very sensitive....Really, 32.7% Really ?
Ohhhh yummmy BACON ...



Agree!
Bacon is culinary duct tape. It will fix any dish...

fjordless


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fjordless

I'd like to nominate "Keep Calm and ______ ." Was that ever funny?

Discord


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Other: Chuck Norris jokes.

methane


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ChronoSquall14 wrote:I voted for ninja references.

Because some people think they're better than pirates.

They're not.



May you be touched by his noodly appendage.

s0lesurvi0r


quality posts: 1 Private Messages s0lesurvi0r

Good to see ninjas and pirates in a poll without a Naruto Vs One Piece geek battle breaking out. I voted "That's what she said." The Office drove that one into the ground where it shouldn't be rediscovered for eons.

travisdrumfx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages travisdrumfx

As a musician and a sound engineer at clubs, I can say that requesting "Freebird" has definitely passed it's prime - by decades.

gravityisweak


quality posts: 27 Private Messages gravityisweak

Its not the "that's what she said" that gets old, its people using the ones from the office and/or thinking it originated with the office, or that anytime you say the phrase you are referencing the show.

Tatts


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Tatts

The great thing about bacon is that it's the gateway meat. More vegetarians have come to their senses under the influence of bacon than any other enticement.

My nominee for expression that has to go:
"It is what it is."
Said far too often by people who should really admit that "It is because I allowed it to be due to my laziness or ineptitude."

Whatever. Ooooh! "Whatever"

natalieug


quality posts: 11 Private Messages natalieug

"My bad" HAS to go! That has to be the most stupid phrase out there!

hal2814


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hal2814

Anyone who would vote ninja is obviously not a bad enough dude to rescue President Ronnie.

gravityisweak


quality posts: 27 Private Messages gravityisweak

Not to mention that anyone who would have voted ninja clearly doesn't realize how awesome ninjas are.

jmbunkin


quality posts: 24 Private Messages jmbunkin
Z07 wrote:You forgot Zombie references.



So true,#1 in my book.

LJMillard


quality posts: 1 Private Messages LJMillard

First of all, leave my bacon alone. Yes, my Droid sports a bacon app.

Second, you left "literally" off the poll. That needs to go. Someone once told me, "I literally laughed my head off", and yet there I was... talking to her. She had a head.

pahkmycah


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pahkmycah

Chuck Norris jokes should of been on this poll, those have to go away. They stopped being funny years ago.

foomanchoo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages foomanchoo

How about any referance "to take it to the next level"

Discord


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Discord
travisdrumfx wrote:As a musician and a sound engineer at clubs, I can say that requesting "Freebird" has definitely passed it's prime - by decades.



How about "Stairway to Freebird?"

PapaMidnight


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pahkmycah wrote:Chuck Norris jokes should of been on this poll, those have to go away. They stopped being funny years ago.



I almost completely agreed with you, except I can not recall a time when they were ever funny...

5 years bag-of-crapless and counting...

Moueska


quality posts: 30 Private Messages Moueska
Discord wrote:Other: Chuck Norris jokes.



Same.

Then again, I still find "All Your Base" jokes antiquely hilarious, so YMMV

Moueska


quality posts: 30 Private Messages Moueska
fjordless wrote:I'd like to nominate "Keep Calm and ______ ." Was that ever funny?



That's a really new one, too...

Moueska


quality posts: 30 Private Messages Moueska
s0lesurvi0r wrote:Good to see ninjas and pirates in a poll without a Naruto Vs One Piece geek battle breaking out. I voted "That's what she said." The Office drove that one into the ground where it shouldn't be rediscovered for eons.



I have never seen this fight. Where is this forum, and what are the highlights? XD

ArbysNight


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ArbysNight
lipophilia wrote:and my bacon salt - great on avocado



Oh. My. Gazebo.
Must have now.
NOW!

bogus


quality posts: 11 Private Messages bogus

Bacon is the only one of these memes that hasn't been relegated to judicious use at the appropriate moment, with the possible exception of that's what she said but it's trailing off quickly these days.