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J&D's baconlube

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.005s
First Sucker:
gtorrespsk
Last Wooter to Woot:
roobaby45
Last Purchase:
2 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 33% of Woot.com Woots
Top 14% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 40% of Woot.com Woots
Top 40% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 3% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 19% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 51% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 63% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
  • 24% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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kcostell


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kcostell

Words fail me.

wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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J&D's baconlube
$6.99 + $5 Standard OR $10 Two-Day OR $20 One-Day Shipping
Condition: New

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

Cikbik


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Cikbik

hahhaha epic

greezyg


quality posts: 9 Private Messages greezyg

This... not even... no.... Where's the frypan?!?

overslacked


quality posts: 2 Private Messages overslacked

Nope!

Tiamat114


quality posts: 48 Private Messages Tiamat114

thumperchick


quality posts: 247 Private Messages thumperchick

eew.

Charitwo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Charitwo

oh jeebus

zxinfinity


quality posts: 18 Private Messages zxinfinity

you've got to be kidding me...

paintballove


quality posts: 3 Private Messages paintballove

woot staff has way too much fun after-hours.

alanhwoot


quality posts: 39 Private Messages alanhwoot

And you thought the podcast was kidding.

kylekobe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kylekobe

You've got to be kidding...

DaveInSoCal


quality posts: 18 Private Messages DaveInSoCal

Nooooooooooooooope


kerneltrap


quality posts: 8 Private Messages kerneltrap

There are many potential deleted posts from this thread.

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

wat?

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

davidgates123


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davidgates123

I understand what each word means, but together I am at a loss.

uskrewed


quality posts: 18 Private Messages uskrewed

Perfect for when you want the dog to lick.... nevermind

KamikazeKen


quality posts: 17 Private Messages KamikazeKen

in for 3, best stocking stuffer EVAR.


So I guess lube deals are allowed now over on Deals.woot?

mdgore


quality posts: 6 Private Messages mdgore

ewwwww

When do we get to buy souls?

cleverett


quality posts: 29 Private Messages cleverett

Why no picture of the nutrition label?

outofmymind


quality posts: 0 Private Messages outofmymind

Nothing says I love you more than making love smelling like a pig.

captainsuperdawg


quality posts: 14 Private Messages captainsuperdawg

Does this come in a package that says "Totally not bacon or lube-related product?"

therealjrn


quality posts: 42 Private Messages therealjrn

What the?

1st Birthday of Celebrations finally! Happy 10th Woot!

mthomtech


quality posts: 10 Private Messages mthomtech

Hilarious!!!

3 x

sdkammer


quality posts: 30 Private Messages sdkammer

And now...I've seen everything.

junk12


quality posts: 0 Private Messages junk12

awesome!

pukitiki


quality posts: 5 Private Messages pukitiki

Mmmm... Nah. I don't really want my bedroom and dirty socks smelling like bacon all the time.

TXStiger


quality posts: 2 Private Messages TXStiger

A new low.

virus666


quality posts: 0 Private Messages virus666

Big girls need lube too!!!!

LMFAO!!!

carpan


quality posts: 4 Private Messages carpan

fap...

Berg of Carp- 5/22/12, 3/22/12, 12/25/11, 12/6/11, 10/12/11, 9/14/11, 8/17/11, 7/12/11, 6/15/11, 4/1/11, 12/25/10, 12/1/10, 10/21/10

tivofool


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tivofool

So confused. With the smell of bacon you don't need lube. But....without the bacon lube you don't get the bacon smell.

drewhol


quality posts: 0 Private Messages drewhol

This redefines breakfast in bed.

karruttopp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages karruttopp

eeew

danwat1234


quality posts: 5 Private Messages danwat1234

How does this compare to Burger King's Fire Meets Desire, flame broiled meat spray?

hagbard78


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hagbard78

Can't imagine anyone buying this for any reason other than a gag/white elephant gift... heavy emphasis on the GAG!

grimskull89


quality posts: 11 Private Messages grimskull89

wait....

WHAT?!?!

I know everyone loves bacon... but this.... this is just...

alanhwoot


quality posts: 39 Private Messages alanhwoot

If your Woot-off last for more than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

awnree1


quality posts: 9 Private Messages awnree1

I think I can say that I've seen it all now.

twitter is the dumbest F%#$ing thing that ever happened to the internet.

greciandelight


quality posts: 5 Private Messages greciandelight

This is for those moments that you want to stick it in their porker.