KamikazeKen


quality posts: 17 Private Messages KamikazeKen
pukitiki wrote:Mmmm... Nah. I don't really want my bedroom and dirty socks smelling like bacon all the time.



the socks portion of your post indicates that you, sir, are a GENIUS!

kcostell


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kcostell

If you're looking to make things sizzle in the bedroom...

TheWren


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TheWren

Thank goodness for the $20 1-day shipping option -- in for 3 !!!
:D

snorklebreath


quality posts: 1 Private Messages snorklebreath

What next..inflatable pigs?

therealjrn


quality posts: 39 Private Messages therealjrn

Is this refurbished?

1st Birthday of Celebrations finally! Happy 10th Woot!

overslacked


quality posts: 2 Private Messages overslacked

Changed my mind. Family White Elephant party, you can't come soon enough.

chardonay


quality posts: 29 Private Messages chardonay

Just when I think nothing could surprise me...

What Contemptible Scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch??

KamikazeKen


quality posts: 17 Private Messages KamikazeKen
awnree1 wrote:I think I can say that I've seen it all now.



not til you've seen this in use can you say that....

anishsc


quality posts: 1 Private Messages anishsc

LOL


LOL


LOL
(i cant stop LOLing)

mom2hapakids


quality posts: 14 Private Messages mom2hapakids

I can't decide if this is horrific or genius.

digitalurbancamo


quality posts: 18 Private Messages digitalurbancamo

Oh my gosh!

sunniraindrop


quality posts: 2 Private Messages sunniraindrop

"Mmmmm, I wanna take a bite outta that." - She said

kylekobe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kylekobe

This might be the best selling item so far tonight... Quite a number of sales with a large stock to go. I really hope this doesn't give Woot! the wrong impression of what we want...

thearbiter


quality posts: 1 Private Messages thearbiter

But...why...how...

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

drunkenalien


quality posts: 46 Private Messages drunkenalien

So many things can go wrong if you use this...

Sorry honey, I thought it was bacon...

awnree1


quality posts: 9 Private Messages awnree1
KamikazeKen wrote:not til you've seen this in use can you say that....



Ohh! You're right, of course now I have that mental image.... wow...

twitter is the dumbest F%#$ing thing that ever happened to the internet.

sdkammer


quality posts: 30 Private Messages sdkammer

Do you really want to be known as the "First Sucker" for this one...?

tivofool


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tivofool

All psychologists should buy this to do pavlovian experiments.

jpbay


quality posts: 5 Private Messages jpbay

Proudly, no one in Washington State is buying this ...

iissurf


quality posts: 25 Private Messages iissurf

"I smell sex and ba-con, yeah."

awnree1


quality posts: 9 Private Messages awnree1

I am loving the comments on this one!

twitter is the dumbest F%#$ing thing that ever happened to the internet.

firebeyer


quality posts: 3 Private Messages firebeyer

I rather have the bacon hot sauace, but touché woot you knew that there was one activity I loved even more then eatting bacon.

mrcorey008


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrcorey008

At least it's not refurbished.

mfrenzy5


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mfrenzy5

Is this kosher?

nerdchik


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nerdchik

Better here than in your Bacon of Canada!. Oh, wait...

nerdchik


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nerdchik

Better here than in your Bacon of Canada!. Oh, wait...

alanhwoot


quality posts: 38 Private Messages alanhwoot

It's selling fast. Don't let it slip through your fingers.

KamikazeKen


quality posts: 17 Private Messages KamikazeKen

is this for when your meat just won't fit?

KidA0723


quality posts: 11 Private Messages KidA0723

Adult.woot.com?

More Bunnies Ogling Carrots's please!

hehthuryo


quality posts: 37 Private Messages hehthuryo

Oh, yes, everyone buy a bottle or two for your lover. I'm sure they'd be THRILLED to get such a romantic, thoughtful gift.

Is it edible?

jrswansonjr


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jrswansonjr
jpbay wrote:Proudly, no one in Washington State is buying this ...



But Nevada, Oklahoma, and Minnesota are BURNIN' it up.

dernst_ca1


quality posts: 37 Private Messages dernst_ca1

makin bacon

-JMHSRV



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KamikazeKen


quality posts: 17 Private Messages KamikazeKen
firebeyer wrote:I rather have the bacon hot sauace, but touché woot you knew that there was one activity I loved even more then eatting bacon.



how about the hot-sauce lube? AY CHIHUAHUA!!!! CALIENTE!

SeeTheArt


quality posts: 2 Private Messages SeeTheArt

"makin' bacon on the beach" — Homer Simpson

generalgr147


quality posts: 0 Private Messages generalgr147

I just couldn't resist... The look on her face when I start to smell like bacon.... Priceless :P

Grim

tivofool


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tivofool

Warning do not use if you have a large angry dog.

skou


quality posts: 20 Private Messages skou
drewhol wrote:This redefines breakfast in bed.



Just to enlighten you all, my current GF is Jewish!

Ima gonna LOVE this! In 4, 3!

Finally, amazon sends SOMETHING!!

steve

smigit2002


quality posts: 12 Private Messages smigit2002

Bacon lube?!
In for 3!!!
In the past, I have loved bacon.
But now, now I can love WITH bacon!

Yeah, stocking stuffers.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 569 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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Put a little on your burger instead of bacon jam, it will help that greasy goodness just slide right through your system without sticking to your insides.. great diet system!