Um... it's a little weird that they don't say anywhere (that I can see) if this is water, oil, or silicone based.

I assume oil since they mention massage oil, so I will caution would be wooters that oil and latex do not play well. (Also some sex toys will react with oil.)

If it was water, I'd try it, but without the info, passing.

is this low sodium? I'm concerned about my heart after all.

candacerr wrote:This is for those times when you want to 'pork' your lover.....

Best post ever!

firebeyer wrote:I rather have the bacon hot sauace, but touché woot you knew that there was one activity I loved even more then eatting bacon.

Shucks, buy both. Just don't get them mixed up!!

joshobra wrote:Kind of a late post... but I'm not sure bacon and lube isn't meant to be combined into one word.

Or into an orifice.

Whoa...!

So, there is a very clear difference -- and this crosses the line

(a) eat-your-meat
(b) meat-with-your-meat

*shudder*
(please choose the right one!)

C'mon -
Bacon candy (OK).
Bacon gum (maybe).
Bacon milkshakes (this past winter, forgot where) (MAYBE; I respect the choice, wouldn't do it).
Bacon burgers (hello, Daddy!)
but...
Bacon "play-with-yourself-gel"? Please, &deity, let me die before this ever becomes reality!!!!!!!

Also, don't forget, the people who brought you this also brought you bacon baby formula, bacon-flavored oxygen, and baconnaise. (The latter is the perfect mayo-flavored lube to go with your Bacon Lube!)

... and no, I'm not kidding.

Holysin wrote:Um... it's a little weird that they don't say anywhere (that I can see) if this is water, oil, or silicone based.

I assume oil since they mention massage oil, so I will caution would be wooters that oil and latex do not play well. (Also some sex toys will react with oil.)

If it was water, I'd try it, but without the info, passing.

Looked on their website, says it's water-based, so it should be safe for pretty much any sorts of... ahem... activities and accessories.

Wait, is this so you can shove more bacon in??

your mouth?

KamikazeKen wrote:in for 3, best stocking stuffer EVAR.


So I guess lube deals are allowed now over on Deals.woot?

I hope you throw away the stocking after you stuff it...

Why did all the pig farmers buy this?? *confused and naive*
;o)

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!?!?!?

sdkammer wrote:Do you really want to be known as the "First Sucker" for this one...?

LOL