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carhappykid


quality posts: 0 Private Messages carhappykid

Really!?!?!

clangaiscioch


quality posts: 8 Private Messages clangaiscioch

Now that was worth $5 shipping.

ariellem


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ariellem

Either this is a joke, or the one person who bought the one-and-only bacon coffin has now been offered a job at Woot for going along with the joke. Or they're being sent ALL remaining bacon items once the Woot-off ends. Note how they said they needed an address and phone #...

tons o' screaming monkeys (yay!)
almost no Box of Cobwebs in the past few years (boo :-< )

theguruguys


quality posts: 276 Private Messages theguruguys
danman1202 wrote:he made a massive purchasing decision, and a frivolous one at that, in less then a minute



Until he realizes it was a real sized coffin and not a toy one for his slingshot woot monkeys when he misread the $1499.99 for $14.99.

mdnorman


quality posts: 50 Private Messages mdnorman

I'm sorry, but it just doesn't look like bacon to me. I don't know why so many folks are upset.

adr5


quality posts: 4 Private Messages adr5

Not really that great a deal. Other 18 gauge steel coffins can be had for $1200 which includes shipping. You are paying quite a bit for that bacon paint job.

mmcguire911


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mmcguire911

Or maybe he's gambling woot will fill it up with goodies.... his Big Ol Coffin!

iifeisgoodii


quality posts: 0 Private Messages iifeisgoodii

what a...killer deal

SuperTully


quality posts: 32 Private Messages SuperTully

This is easily the most dimented item I've ever seen on Woot, and someone seriously bought this thing? Or is this just a joke?

NJT - Woot!

Opheliax


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Opheliax
Charitwo wrote:who knows maybe he is loaded



Who knows, his wife might be burying him in it!

cappo


quality posts: 34 Private Messages cappo

I guess that's the end... not even a monkey.


digitaljanitor


quality posts: 2 Private Messages digitaljanitor

Flying pigs instead of monkeys coming up? (yeah, we'll see that "when pigs fly")

There is NEVER a right time to do the wrong thing, nor is there ever a wrong time to do the RIGHT thing!!

Bealz


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Bealz

I'll bet they are as stunned it sold as we are. They got no back up plan!

CrimsonDisciple


quality posts: 0 Private Messages CrimsonDisciple

Hey, if Costco can sell them, why not Woot!

With that said, Costco has way better deals on coffins.

dracodrago


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dracodrago

I'm sure woot is pulling the wool over our eyes and met3ora isn't a real person. They are using this "coffin" as a symbol for the death of this woot off and no one actually bought it. If not then they should have a new item up by now. This woot off is rigged.

InterestingLady


quality posts: 0 Private Messages InterestingLady

Bacon Over Crunchy? Please? O.O Please!

joedel263


quality posts: 4 Private Messages joedel263
afinkel wrote:So, does anything else suspect Woot didn't expect that coffin to sell, and so don't actually have one in stock ? :-)

(apparently, at least one other person posting while I was posting thinks so too)



probably drop shipped from J&D, that way, if it didn't sell they wouldn't have to warehouse it..

I was really hoping for Bacon Monkeys, but this is surely a fitting end to a Baconoff

tytiger58


quality posts: 74 Private Messages tytiger58

well it's all ending in 2012 anyway..

What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? ~ W. C. Fields

“Freedom is something that dies unless it's used” Hunter S Thompson




ekholm


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ekholm

Ok woot, the last item sold out and this woot-off has at least an hour left. Next item please....

rjheg


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rjheg

What if the guy that bought this is planning on Suicide?

I mean, it would be horrible. But if your friends found your dead body the same day that your Bacon Coffin arrived.. Classic.

kpwarrior63


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kpwarrior63

I did not think it was possible, but I think someone broke Woot...

achilles41


quality posts: 0 Private Messages achilles41

Come on Bacon on Coffins

clangaiscioch


quality posts: 8 Private Messages clangaiscioch

So long and thanks for all the fish.

mandren


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mandren

no Bacon Over Crunchy, no monkeys, think its just the death of woot offs in general

cappo


quality posts: 34 Private Messages cappo
mdnorman wrote:Does this come with the bacon memorial tube and bacon air freshener?



Halfway...

The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens


dionb85


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dionb85

Bacon Coffin review here:
http://www.cnet.com/coffins/jdbacon
http://www.funeralsforfun.com/trendsandsmells

It's $100 cheaper over at amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/jdbaconcoffin

So, I'll pass on this one.

acidcasualty


quality posts: 2 Private Messages acidcasualty

So may Woot-off conspiracy theories, so few bacon coffins.

Someday, on my deathbed, I'm sure I'll mutter something like, "I wish I'd spent more time on Woot waiting for Bags of Crap."

turf12


quality posts: 6 Private Messages turf12

met3ora, you better post some pictures of when this beast arrives at your door step.

and of course pictures of you inside of it.

bobtina


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bobtina

Forgive my ignorance, but what is this Bacon Over Crunchy that keeps being mentioned?

hamjudo


quality posts: 9 Private Messages hamjudo
mmcguire911 wrote:Probably on the phone with the guy's bank verifying it's not a stolen card.



Shipping required a phone number, so they may be on the phone with the purchaser. Just to make sure they really intended to buy a coffin after thinking about it for only 49 seconds.

I'm guessing it will be back up for sale in a few minutes.

propenguin


quality posts: 4 Private Messages propenguin

This Coffin represents the death of this woot off.

maryasal


quality posts: 0 Private Messages maryasal

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/29/bacon-coffin-hoax-j-d-foods-seattle_n_1389067.html

poprockgrey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages poprockgrey

I guess Woot wasn't expecting this one to sell. xD

andrewkl


quality posts: 13 Private Messages andrewkl

I should have bought this.... I could have given the "old" woot! a proper burial...

Just really damn lucky: Random Crap: 2/15/08, 2/19/09, 12/25/09, 4/1/10, 12/1/10, 12/25/10, 4/1/11, 5/11/11, 9/14/11, 10/12/11, 12/25/11

cosmotherobot


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cosmotherobot

Ya know what one casket said to the other casket?

"Is that you coughin'?"

CuzzinMerl


quality posts: 24 Private Messages CuzzinMerl

Bury me in this. At the memorial, hide an iPod and dock--available at woot.com--in it and play the sound of bacon frying.

cannedpoo


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cannedpoo

Bacon Ole' Coffin

Dack


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Dack

The coffin appears to be real. Check out the link with video.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/29/bacon-coffin-hoax-j-d-foods-seattle_n_1389067.html

greatwhite35


quality posts: 7 Private Messages greatwhite35
dharr18 wrote:Anyone still missing the old Woot?



yep! I do not like this new woot site/sites. I haven't bought anything from woot in very, very long time. BRING BACK THE THE OLD WOOT, woot!!

Toothy, The Hamptons (160 woots and 3 Bunch of 60s Cartoons#39;s as of April 1, 2013!!)

acidcasualty


quality posts: 2 Private Messages acidcasualty
dionb85 wrote:Bacon Coffin review here:
http://www.cnet.com/coffins/jdbacon
http://www.funeralsforfun.com/trendsandsmells

It's $100 cheaper over at amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/jdbaconcoffin

So, I'll pass on this one.



The real question is, how many people will try to load those URLs?

Someday, on my deathbed, I'm sure I'll mutter something like, "I wish I'd spent more time on Woot waiting for Bags of Crap."