PemberDucky


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I JUST CAN'T WRAP MY MIND AROUND THIS!!


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Mavyn


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IN ADDITION TO CAPS, TODAY NEEDS EXPLETIVES. IN CAPS. SIGH.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

inkycatz


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Mavyn wrote:IN ADDITION TO CAPS, TODAY NEEDS EXPLICATIVES. IN CAPS. SIGH.


DO I NEED TO COME OVER THERE AND HAVE WORDS WITH PEOPLE?

YOU DESERVE A BETTER DAY.

I'm just hanging out, really.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
inkycatz wrote:DO I NEED TO COME OVER THERE AND HAVE WORDS WITH PEOPLE?

YOU DESERVE A BETTER DAY.



FOUND OUT THAT AS OF JUNE/JULY NEXT YEAR I WON'T HAVE A JOB. KNEW THE CONTRACT WASN'T BEING RENEWED BUT HOPED TO BE ONE OF THE HANDFUL RETAINED. HAD LOTS OF REASON TO THINK THAT, SO SOMEWHAT OF A SURPRISE.

HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO LINE UP SOMETHING ELSE BUT NEED SOME TIME TO PROCESS AND NOT JUST BE ANGRY ABOUT IT.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
Mavyn wrote:FOUND OUT THAT AS OF JUNE/JULY NEXT YEAR I WON'T HAVE A JOB. KNEW THE CONTRACT WASN'T BEING RENEWED BUT HOPED TO BE ONE OF THE HANDFUL RETAINED. HAD LOTS OF REASON TO THINK THAT, SO SOMEWHAT OF A SURPRISE.

HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO LINE UP SOMETHING ELSE BUT NEED SOME TIME TO PROCESS AND NOT JUST BE ANGRY ABOUT IT.



BLAH. PLEASE HAVE SOME CUTE.

I'm just hanging out, really.

Mavyn


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inkycatz wrote:BLAH. PLEASE HAVE SOME CUTE.



THANKS. CUTE HELPS MOST THINGS.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

bluetuba


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WHAT? NO? MAYBE? OK!

Mavyn


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SOMEONE WAKE THE REJECTIONATOR. GIVE THEM A BONUS, MAYBE.

OR A COOKIE. I'LL SEND COOKIES, IF IT WILL HELP.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

inkycatz


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SEND ME THE COOKIES INSTEAD.

THERE IS ALSO AN UNDEFINED CHIMING NOISE INSIDE THE OFFICE WE CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHERE IT IS FROM.

I'm just hanging out, really.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
inkycatz wrote:SEND ME THE COOKIES INSTEAD.



GLADLY. THOUGH ADQ MIGHT STEAL THEM.

I NEED TO BAKE MORE. IS A HAPPY.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

inkycatz


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Mavyn wrote:GLADLY. THOUGH ADQ MIGHT STEAL THEM.

I NEED TO BAKE MORE. IS A HAPPY.



ADQ SHARES HER ADORABLE DOG WITH ME SO SHE MAY HAVE ALL THE COOKIES SHE WISHES.

I'm just hanging out, really.

Mavyn


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inkycatz wrote:ADQ SHARES HER ADORABLE DOG WITH ME SO SHE MAY HAVE ALL THE COOKIES SHE WISHES.



SHE WAS STILL IN TEXAS WHEN I SENT COOKIES OUT LAST TIME.

AND SHE DOESN'T SHARE HER PUPPY WITH ME! BUMMER.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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bluetuba wrote:WHAT? NO? MAYBE? OK!



MAYHAPS


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agingdragqueen


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Mavyn wrote:SHE WAS STILL IN TEXAS WHEN I SENT COOKIES OUT LAST TIME.

AND SHE DOESN'T SHARE HER PUPPY WITH ME! BUMMER.



Yarr, here be my dog for your enjoyment:

PemberDucky


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agingdragqueen wrote:Yarr, here be my dog for your enjoyment:




THIS THREAD IS FOR CAPS LOCKING*.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.


*UNLESS UR NO1, WHO IS NOT PROGRAMMED TO USE CAPS. EXCEPT WHEN HE DOES.


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inkycatz


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PemberDucky wrote:THIS THREAD IS FOR CAPS LOCKING*.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.


*UNLESS UR NO1, WHO IS NOT PROGRAMMED TO USE CAPS. EXCEPT WHEN HE DOES.



THOUGHT ABOUT RULES, GOT DISTRACTED AT THE DOG.

I'm just hanging out, really.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

RULES!

YAY FOR PUPPY PICS. :D

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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inkycatz wrote:THOUGHT ABOUT RULES, GOT DISTRACTED AT THE DOG.



ALL IS EXPLAINED.


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agingdragqueen


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PemberDucky wrote:ALL IS EXPLAINED.



AW MAN I DIDN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE RIGHT RULES

I JUST THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE YELLING FOR FUN AS I DO SPORADICALLY

MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
agingdragqueen wrote:AW MAN I DIDN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE RIGHT RULES

I JUST THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE YELLING FOR FUN AS I DO SPORADICALLY

MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES



WE ALSO HAVE A LOWERCASE THREAD THAT I AM GOING TO SWITCH TO BECAUSE I AM BATTLING THE MEGA SINUS HEADACHE.

I'm just hanging out, really.

bluetuba


quality posts: 56 Private Messages bluetuba
inkycatz wrote:WE ALSO HAVE A LOWERCASE THREAD THAT I AM GOING TO SWITCH TO BECAUSE I AM BATTLING THE MEGA SINUS HEADACHE.



IF YOU YELL LOUD ENOUGH IT WILL CLEAR YOUR SINUSES.

...OR YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE. EITHER WAY IT WON'T HURT ANYMORE!

bluetuba


quality posts: 56 Private Messages bluetuba
PemberDucky wrote:MAYHAPS



PERCHANCE?

inkycatz


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bluetuba wrote:IF YOU YELL LOUD ENOUGH IT WILL CLEAR YOUR SINUSES.

...OR YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE. EITHER WAY IT WON'T HURT ANYMORE!



THEY TOLD ME TO GO HOME SO I AM GOING HOME AT LUNCH TIME, WHICH IS SOON BECAUSE IT IS. MAYBE BECAUSE I WAS SNEEZING LOUDLY.

PS. STILL WILL BE WORKING WHEN I GET THERE SO DON'T THINK IT'S ALL FREE FOR ALL NOW.

I'm just hanging out, really.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
inkycatz wrote:

PS. STILL WILL BE WORKING WHEN I GET THERE SO DON'T THINK IT'S ALL FREE FOR ALL NOW.



*PUTS PARTY HATS BACK IN THE BOX*

(FEEL BETTER!)

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

bluetuba


quality posts: 56 Private Messages bluetuba
inkycatz wrote:THEY TOLD ME TO GO HOME SO I AM GOING HOME AT LUNCH TIME, WHICH IS SOON BECAUSE IT IS. MAYBE BECAUSE I WAS SNEEZING LOUDLY.

PS. STILL WILL BE WORKING WHEN I GET THERE SO DON'T THINK IT'S ALL FREE FOR ALL NOW.



*BACKS SLOWLY AWAY FROM THE COOKIES*

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
bluetuba wrote:*BACKS SLOWLY AWAY FROM THE COOKIES*



I FIGURE BY THE TIME THE COOKIES ARRIVE I WILL BE ALL WELL AGAIN.

I'm just hanging out, really.

bluetuba


quality posts: 56 Private Messages bluetuba
inkycatz wrote:I FIGURE BY THE TIME I RETURN ALL THE COOKIES WILL BE EATEN.



THERE FIXED THAT FOR YOU

PemberDucky


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agingdragqueen wrote:AW MAN I DIDN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE RIGHT RULES

I JUST THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE YELLING FOR FUN AS I DO SPORADICALLY

MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES



3RD RULE OF CAPS LOCK:
NEVER APOLOGIZE
YOU'RE NEVER WRONG.

HARD TO BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS A BAD IDEA, HUH?!!!


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dougall


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inkycatz wrote:I FIGURE BY THE TIME THE COOKIES ARRIVE I WILL BE ALL WELL AGAIN.



COOKIES ARRIVE?

HAH!

*TAKES OVER THE KITCHEN, PRETENDS COMPETENCE, HOLDS COOKIE BAKING RANSOM*

FOR.......

!!!!!! ONE MILLION DOLLARS !!!!!!

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

THAT IS A SERIOUS THREAT. HE'S IN THE KITCHEN *RIGHT NOW*. DOING SOMETHING WITH BEEF.

SUGAR AND BUTTER AND EGGS DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

PemberDucky


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Mavyn wrote:THAT IS A SERIOUS THREAT. HE'S IN THE KITCHEN *RIGHT NOW*. DOING SOMETHING WITH BEEF.

SUGAR AND BUTTER AND EGGS DON'T STAND A CHANCE.



AND FEIGNING COMPETENCE. WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT??!


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no1


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Mavyn wrote:THAT IS A SERIOUS THREAT. HE'S IN THE KITCHEN *RIGHT NOW*. DOING SOMETHING WITH BEEF.

SUGAR AND BUTTER AND EGGS DON'T STAND A CHANCE.



beef cookies?

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:beef cookies?



WELL, YOU RUINED THE YOU ARE NEVER WRONG PART.
THIS IS THE ALL CAP THREAD, PAY ATTENTION

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:WELL, YOU RUINED THE YOU ARE NEVER WRONG PART.
THIS IS THE ALL CAP THREAD, PAY ATTENTION



PemberDucky wrote:THIS THREAD IS FOR CAPS LOCKING*.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.


*UNLESS UR NO1, WHO IS NOT PROGRAMMED TO USE CAPS. EXCEPT WHEN HE DOES.




i'm special!


edit: speshul!

MOD NOTE: I'M MORE SPECIAL! I CAN RETYPE YOUR POST INSIDE YOUR OWN POST!


I'M SPECIAL!

EDIT: SPESHUL


dontwantaname


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SO THERE! HA!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dougall


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PemberDucky wrote:AND FEIGNING COMPETENCE. WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT??!



THE FEIGNING MEANS THAT YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!

NOW, IF YOU WANT COOKIES YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
PemberDucky wrote:AND FEIGNING COMPETENCE. WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT??!



FEIGNING COMPETENCE IS BETTER THAN PRETENDING HE KNOWS HOW TO COOK.

WHICH HE DOES OFTEN.

AND IS PRETTY DAMNED GOOD AT.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

bluetuba


quality posts: 56 Private Messages bluetuba

I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ANY COOKIES, WHERE ARE THE COOKIES!!

IS IT TOO LATE TO REQUEST THEY BE PUMPKIN?

Mavyn


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bluetuba wrote:I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ANY COOKIES, WHERE ARE THE COOKIES!!

IS IT TOO LATE TO REQUEST THEY BE PUMPKIN?



I TOLD THEM TO LOOK FOR THE BLUE TUBA. BUT THEY ARE COOKIES, NOT TOO BRIGHT. EASILY DISTRACTED BY SPARKLY SUGAR.

ETA: THE ABOVE CODE FOR 'IF YOU WANT COOKIES YOU NEED TO GIVE ME AN ADDRESS. THE POST OFFICE IS VERY FUSSY ABOUT THAT.' AND NO PROMISES OF WHEN YOU WILL GET THEM OR WHAT YOU WILL GET, SO NOTIFY ME OF ALLERGENS. OR 'I HATE CHERRY MORE THAN I HATE BEE STINGS.'

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

bluetuba


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Mavyn wrote:I TOLD THEM TO LOOK FOR THE BLUE TUBA. BUT THEY ARE COOKIES, NOT TOO BRIGHT. EASILY DISTRACTED BY SPARKLY SUGAR.

ETA: THE ABOVE CODE FOR 'IF YOU WANT COOKIES YOU NEED TO GIVE ME AN ADDRESS. THE POST OFFICE IS VERY FUSSY ABOUT THAT.' AND NO PROMISES OF WHEN YOU WILL GET THEM OR WHAT YOU WILL GET, SO NOTIFY ME OF ALLERGENS. OR 'I HATE CHERRY MORE THAN I HATE BEE STINGS.'



THAT'S IRONIC BECAUSE I TOO AM EASILY DISTRACTED BY SPARKLY SUGAR!