PemberDucky


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Mavyn wrote:FLYING MONKEY BAKERY. IT IS TOWARDS THE BACK, BY THE FOOD COURT.

OR, THESE. I WOULD OFFER TO SEND YOU SOME BUT YOU ALREADY REFUSED BAKED GOODS.



OH MAN, I HOPE I DIDN'T OFFEND.
IT'S ME. I HAVE WEIRD SCRUPLES.

PPL ALWAYS WANNA GIVE US STUFF, WHICH IS SO AWESOME AND THOUGHTFUL. MY DEAL IS JUST...WELL, WE'RE PRETTY MUCH IN SERVICE OF YOU GUYS, HERE. I DON'T WANT IT TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND!


PERHAPS I'M OVERTHINKING IT. I DO LOVES ME SOME BAKED GOODS.


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PemberDucky


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ALSO:


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FreePlayPSP


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I AM CURRENTLY MUY EN FUEGO

PemberDucky


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CALAVERA!!!

(BY JONATHON KOSHI.)


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Mavyn


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NO OFFENSE TAKEN. HARDER TO INDICATE TEASING IN CAPS. :D

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

THIS IS A SAFE PLACE, THERE CAN BE NO OFFENSE TAKEN IN HERE!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

inkycatz


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bluetuba wrote:THIS IS A SAFE PLACE, THERE CAN BE NO OFFENSE TAKEN IN HERE!



SAFETY IS AN ILLUSION.

I'm just hanging out, really.

ThunderThighs


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jasono1231


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ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
PULLED OUT MY HAIR
CUZ I LOST MY LEFT SHOE

Moueska


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PemberDucky


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Moueska wrote:YOUR FRIEND!!!



HA! TEDDY IS EVERYBODY'S FRIEND!!


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PemberDucky


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THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GO TO COLLEGE.


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bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

IT WILL MAKE YOUR FACE FALL OFF OF YOUR FACE!!

I COULD NOT RESIST THE LOUD SWEDISH CAT!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

YOU DON'T WANT TO KEEP PUSHING MY BUTTONS!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

bluetuba


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THEY SHOULD CUT YOU OFF AFTER A WHILE, YOU KNOW? FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

PemberDucky


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CAPS LOCK is a key on many computer keyboards. Pressing it sets an input mode in which typed letters are FREAKIN' AWESOME.


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bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
PemberDucky wrote: CAPS LOCK is a key on many computer keyboards. Pressing it sets an input mode in which typed letters are FREAKIN' AWESOME.



YOU SHOULD TOTALLY EDIT THE WIKI TO SAY THAT. OR MAYBE MAKE THE ENTIRE PAGE IN ALL CAPS. THAT'LL TEACH EM!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

PemberDucky


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bluetuba wrote:YOU SHOULD TOTALLY EDIT THE WIKI TO SAY THAT. OR MAYBE MAKE THE ENTIRE PAGE IN ALL CAPS. THAT'LL TEACH EM!



YOU RAISE AN EXCELLENT POINT: WHY THE CRAP ISN'T IT IN ALL CAPS??


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bluetuba


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MY SISTER IS HAVING A BABY RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY MOMENT! AND I'LL GET TO SEE BRAND NEW NIECE # 3 IN A COUPLE DAYS FOR THANKSGIVING!

HUZZAH!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

inkycatz


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bluetuba wrote:MY SISTER IS HAVING A BABY RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY MOMENT! AND I'LL GET TO SEE BRAND NEW NIECE # 3 IN A COUPLE DAYS FOR THANKSGIVING!

HUZZAH!



GRATS YO

I'm just hanging out, really.

riloman


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Mavyn wrote:WHAT IS 'THURSDAY'?



"WHAT IS TIME?" - EINSTEIN

PemberDucky


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BELATED CONGRATS, MR TUBA!


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bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

THANKS! IT'S BEEN A VERY LOUD WEEKEND! BABIES ARE TOTALLY GOOD AT CAPSROCKING!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

MUST STAY AWAKE.

HAVE NOTHING TO WORK ON.

SHINY INTERNETS ARE ALL CYBER MONDAY-ED UP AND BORING.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

inkycatz


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Mavyn wrote:SHINY INTERNETS ARE ALL CYBER MONDAY-ED UP AND BORING.



YOU CAN WATCH THIS FOR A BIT.

I'm just hanging out, really.

PemberDucky


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Mavyn wrote:MUST STAY AWAKE.

HAVE NOTHING TO WORK ON.

SHINY INTERNETS ARE ALL CYBER MONDAY-ED UP AND BORING.




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PemberDucky


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CAPS LOCK...IN GLORIOUS CHROME!


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Mavyn


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OCD TWITCH

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

PemberDucky


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THE PLANETARY ASSAULT BEGINS NOW.


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bluetuba


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PemberDucky wrote:THE PLANETARY ASSAULT BEGINS NOW.



REACTOR: ONLINE
SENSORS: ONLINE
WEAPONS: ONLINE

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

I'M READY TO ROLL!!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

PemberDucky


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DEFENSE = CAPS LOCK.


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PemberDucky


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jwdevus wrote:WOOTS/AMAZON CANNOT BEAT WALMART?

COME ON WOOTS/AMAZON YOU ARE BETTER THEN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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muhnute


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OH HAI 2 U!!!11ONE11!! \O/

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

TODAY IS THE END OF THE WORLD! CAPSROCK IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

THE WORLD DIDN'T END AFTER ALL! LET'S CAPSROCK TILL THE NEW YEAR TO CELEBRATE!!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

PemberDucky


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WHOOP DEE DOO.
WHOOP DEE DUCK.
2013 IS COMING
AND I DON'T GIVE A


HOOT.


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bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

PemberDucky


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bluetuba wrote:



THAT IS GLORIOUS.


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PemberDucky


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I HAVE TO PEEEEEEE!


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Mavyn


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COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

(DON'T WORRY, I COVERED MY MOUTH)

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.