WAIT. STOP, PLEASE.
I’M SORRY. I’M NOT TRYING TO RUIN THE MOMENT, AND I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE TROUBLE YOU GUYS WENT THROUGH TO PUT THIS PARTY TOGETHER, BUT STEPHEN’S BEEN DOING THE SARCASTIC JERK OFF HAND GESTURE THE ENTIRE TIME YOU’VE BEEN SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND IT’S REALLY BUMMING ME OUT.
[FROM "ANIMALSTALKINGINALLCAPS," OF COURSE.]
Today's pants smell like:
Not sure if you should post that? This
slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.