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It was high time someone broke up the little boys' club that used to be our writing staff. Enter Amy Nance! You've already been enjoying her work on our product descriptions and blog for months. But now at last, the woman behind the byline speaks frankly about comedy, gender, and dragging our writers' room into the 20th century.



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sunrayteacher


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Glad to see you're entering the 20th Century...Now you're only ONE century behind!

robgnts5611


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Very funny, made me laugh.
All the best...

coolbiker


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That was some tough love %)

Slydon


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Amy's pretty hardcore, it's true. But I don't know who that guy in the mustache was. What a jerk, right?

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

inkycatz


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Slydon wrote:Amy's pretty hardcore, it's true. But I don't know who that guy in the mustache was. What a jerk, right?



As always, Amy showed complete class in dealing with punks!

I'm just hanging out, really.

abitterwoman


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Haha, nice. Congrats to Amy and I must say- I also like your hair!

"Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose."

matthew


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sunrayteacher wrote:Now you're only ONE century behind!



Baby steps.

amynance


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No.

alargebanana


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this is easily the second most arousing video i've ever seen on woot

cappo


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The interviewer had a full blown 70's pr0n-stache.


Mungobean


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sunrayteacher wrote:Glad to see you're entering the 20th Century...Now you're only ONE century behind!



Somebody get the same message to Joe Biden.

wickedd365


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I couldn't finish this video. It was dry, not funny, and dragged out.
I don't like Amy.

amynance


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wickedd365 wrote:I couldn't finish this video. It was dry, not funny, and dragged out.
I don't like Amy.



I don't like Amy either. I think she should go kill herself.

llandar


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wickedd365 wrote:I couldn't finish this video. It was dry, not funny, and dragged out.
I don't like Amy.



I agree. People who create things that don't necessarily appeal to me anger me.

amynance


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alargebanana wrote:this is easily the second most arousing video i've ever seen on woot



Um ... what's the first?

PemberDucky


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wickedd365 wrote:I couldn't finish this video. It was dry, not funny, and dragged out.
I don't like Amy.



shall i probate her for you?


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MrCoolguy80


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Did anyone else get the feeling that she was interviewing herself? BTW, I own From Justin to Kelly and it is by far my favorite movie staring someone from American Idol.

llandar


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MrCoolguy80 wrote:my favorite movie staring someone from American Idol.



Staring at what?

tigerdude77


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welcome Amy - but Monty and Mortimer should have interviewed her.

Moueska


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Oooo... Do you write any of the story arcs on home.woot or kids.woot?

I'm just curious who I'm reading the most from over there.

cappo


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tigerdude77 wrote:welcome Amy - but Monty and Mortimer should have interviewed her.



That would have been awesome!


GeorgiaDad


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That was pretty bad. Stick to writing.

In the immortal words of Socrates..."I drank what?"

WilfBrim


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tigerdude77 wrote:welcome Amy - but Monty and Mortimer should have interviewed her.



Would have been much, much better with Mortimer giving her the third degree.

Slydon


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Moueska wrote:Oooo... Do you write any of the story arcs on home.woot or kids.woot?

I'm just curious who I'm reading the most from over there.



We all write in various places all over the site, but Amy is involved with home and kids a whole bunch.

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

jaric01


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Slydon wrote:We all write in various places all over the site, but Amy is involved with home and kids a whole bunch.



home and kids...you sexist pigs!

siamsa


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jaric01 wrote:home and kids...you sexist pigs!



Is it bad that I found this quote to be more funny then the whole video?

Bingo969


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I want to see Amy write up Monte and Mortimer interviewing Wendel and Kiki.

Actually, looking back I realize my statement itself is poorly written. I don't want to actually observe her in the act of writing that. While true that it might be interesting it would also be a little creepy. No, instead what I would like is to watch what I would hope to be a humorous video of 2 specific puppets being interviewed by 2 other specific puppets in which the dialogue of said video was written by the new female staff writer.

carl669


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if i rearrange the letters in 'amy nance', i get 'many acne'.

now i really don't know what to think. either way, welcome Amy!



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1tab


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Woot has gone to Hell over the last year and a half. The site used to be uncluttered and easy to use with cool stuff. Now it is a clusterflunk of the same ol same ol

WOOT DAMAGE $6,723.25

PemberDucky


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1tab wrote:Woot has gone to Hell over the last year and a half. The site used to be uncluttered and easy to use with cool stuff. Now it is a clusterflunk of the same ol same ol



yeah, amy, you really need to buckle down & fix that.


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wruzic1


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1tab wrote:Woot has gone to Hell over the last year and a half. The site used to be uncluttered and easy to use with cool stuff. Now it is a clusterflunk of the same ol same ol



amen 1tab - another pop quiz symptom of woot going down the tubes

wruzic1


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wruzic1 wrote:amen 1tab - another pop quiz symptom of woot going down the tubes



why does the forum replace the word l a m e with "pop quiz?"

ROGETRAY


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wruzic1 wrote:why does the forum replace the word l a m e with "pop quiz?"



PROFANITY FILTERS compliments of Woot Staff ;)

CowboyDann


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I too enjoy Modest Mouse! All Amy needed was the neck brace and it would have been complete

(not to imply MM invented the concept of interviewing yourself, just saying there are sum similarities to this one)

jcolag


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amynance wrote:I don't like Amy either. I think she should go kill herself.



Nah...If the interview footage is any indication, a murder would probably wipe out the company's entire special effects budget.

airborne78


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Well Amy, first of all welcome aboard Woot. Hopefully you can put a stop to all the back packs and sleeping bags that can only be used in the summer time. If I'm buying a sleeping bag I want one that will keep me warm when it gets down in the 20's. Back packs have their place but not every other day as it they semmed to have been lately. Also how about some spinners that can be used with a pistol of 9mm and higher? Ain't got to be the fancy ones, just steel plates that when you hit it they fall off and you manually put them back on. Once again welcome aboard Lovely Lady and I hope you can get better stuff added to the woot sport

eco2geek


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PemberDucky wrote:shall i probate her for you?



Pervert.

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

PemberDucky


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eco2geek wrote:Pervert.



i hope that's a yes.

i'm so lonely.


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zerktril


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Hey, Where is this week's Wootcast?