I didn't weigh it, but I don't think my 3.9 lb box actually weighed that much, nevertheless, I received:

1 x Barry's Bootcamp Band
1 x Woot ? bag
1 x Green Woot! shirt (women's small)
1 x Sony Tablet Cradle
2 x Hexbug Nano Habitat 2-piece hex cells

I'll post m vid in the morning, but lets just say a certain bearded bada-- makes an appearance...

My truly crappy 1.9lb Booty of Contraband arrived today:

(1) empty woot font question mark brown paper sack
(1) pack of straws
(1) flu and germ protection supplies
(1) 3-pk mini writing tablet

My 5.5 pounder arrived and I must say...... best Buccaneers of Caribbean ever!

1X Cyber Acoustics speakers http://www.amazon.com/Cyber-Acoustics-CA-2018-Amplified-Computer/dp/B004P2SIT4

1X Booty band

1X Kodak power pack http://www.amazon.com/Kodak-Essential-KP1000-Power-Pack/dp/B004GKLW4S/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1349221207&sr=1-1&keywords=kodak+power+pack

1X womans woot shirt size large

1X floral bag

1X protective girdle size medium (insert funny comment here) http://www.rawlingsgear.com/football/football-apparel/ZBAG3.html?s1=FP&s3=ZBAG3&productid=ZBAG3&channelid=BIZRA&s2=Shopzilla

1X motorola bluetooth headphones http://www.motorola.com/us/consumers/S10-HD-Bluetooth%C2%AE-stereo-headphones/71268,en_US,pd.html

1X Swiss Legend Neptune Watch. Appears brand new http://www.amazon.com/Swiss-Legend-21818P-BB-01-Collection-Textured/dp/B0031B05H8/ref=sr_1_1?s=watches&ie=UTF8&qid=1349221652&sr=1-1&keywords=neptune+swiss+legend

This was a great haul, and has renewed my faith in this wonderful website!

Got back to the office today, and saw three pallets of Smart Post that had arrived for delivery tommorow. (yes! I work for the Postal service)
After a quick glance, I saw my 14x14x14 plain brown wrapper box from Woot. After having it offically delivered to me I picked it up and brought it home. Honestly I thought it was empty, it barely weighed anything. We all gathered around for the unpacking of the booty. You could feel the tension in the air as I pulled off the tape and threw open the flaps.
And what did I find you ask?

1 green woot shirt
1 Barry's Boot Camp Band
1 flower print, purple recycled bag
And the kicker,
1 pair of JLAB J3 in-ear Earphones w/ travel case (Electric Blue)

Not to bad. Kind of miffed that there was no Woot ? bag. Maybe next time.

13.5 pounder from the 2nd Map arrived today - two days early! Unfortunately, upon sticking my hand blindly into the box (as I am sure many of us do to maximize the surprise!), I came upon numerous shards of broken glass! It seems that the Woot Packers had failed to consider the journey that a set of Snapware glass containers would undergo to get to my doorstep! Concerned but undaunted, I carefully retrieved the usable stuff, consisting of;

1x ? Question Mark Bag (Yay!)
1x Woot! Green Shirt Size S
2x Barry's Bootcamp Booty Bands

Woot, I realize that this is Crap and all, but please try to pack things so that we don't have a safety issue when opening our goodies! Well, off to try and clean up the glass particles off the table and the path to the door, as the box was not very well taped....

This is my first Buccaneers of Caribbean and sure enough its a bunch of crap. I received:

1 Large women's green t-shirt
1 package of diapers
1 booty workout bands
1 small duffel bag

bunch of crap but still love it.

1x Woot ? paper bag
1x Kid's large green Woot shirt (why not in big man size?)
1x Kid's extra-small gym shorts
1x Set of dish towels
1x Package of bendy straws
2x Lightweight High Peak Simex Sport Sirius Sleeping Bags (that zip together) NICE!
1x Control-A-Dog Remote

Operating Instructions on the dog remote:

1. Point remote at subject
2. Push any button on the remote
3. Hope for the best
No batteries required... powered by positive thinking!

Just opened my 6 pound bandolier of carrots, and waiting inside was:

1 "?" Paper Bag
1 Lightweight High Peak Simex Sport Sirius Sleeping Bag
1 small women's green Woot! t-shirt
1 The Cat in the Hat Tales About Tails DVD
1 pair of Brine extra small youth soccer shorts
1 box of twelve "recycled golf balls" (they were all Titleist, in good condition)
1 Product RED "CLOCKY" that works perfectly!
1 piece of black plastic broken off of a product, but I'm not sure what.

A pretty nice haul for my first craptastic award. Thanks Woot!

What do you all do with your wonderful paper ? bags?

Finally received my 3.6 lbs of crap today.

1x Hex Bug Robot Creature
1x USB LED Light
1x black bag
1x small green women's woot! shirt
5x Man Bait Maple Bacon Lollipops

correction: make that 5x Hex Bugs, this is the crap that keeps on giving. Note to self...always open all of the boxes

All in all....SCORE! Is it wrong to be excited about Man Bait Lollipops?

jcadieux wrote:Is it wrong to be excited about Man Bait Lollipops?

Not at all! I'm excited just knowing they exist! ;-)

Box cutters and broken glass? What are you trying to do to us, Woot!? ;)

jessiferr wrote:Box cutters and broken glass? What are you trying to do to us, Woot!? ;)

It's a promo for today's shirt: http://shirt.woot.com/offers/tricky-treats

:P

Got my 7.5 lb Buccaneers of Caribbean today.

2 Sleeping Bags
2 Hex Bug 6 piece straight track
1 Sony Tablet Cradle
1 Brine Soccer Shorts
1 Green Woot Shirt
1 Brown Paper Bag

Not too bad at all. My kids will use the hex bug sets and sleeping bags, shorts, and shirt...and the paper bag caused an argument...go figure.

djhannu wrote:Just got mine!

1 - pack of straws
1 - pack of writing tablets
1 - Woot paper bag

and

1 - Retrofone http://www.amazon.com/Retrofone-Charger-IPhone-Bluetooth-Black/dp/B0068QHHWO

Not too shabby.

Any chance you opened up your iRetrofone box? I just opened my Bag of Crap and got the same thing. However, I opened my iRetrofone and am missing the handset.

Oh fedex smartpost... Why must you toy with my heart strings like you do?

Original estimated delivery was tomorrow. Quick in the process though, it updated to today (YAY!).
But today it still shows "In transit" and the mailman has come and gone.

Mine arrived today. I was one of those that ordered before the 12th piece of the first puzzle was posted. I truly got c r @ p. I figured as such though! Buccaneers of Caribbean aren't even worth it anymore.

Received my 7 pound crap yesterday, from the second day of treasure.

1 - small woman's woot! tee
1 - ? bag
2 - Barry's Boot Camp Bands
1 - 4 piece set of wine glasses
1 - houdini wine accessory kit

Not too bad, my wife and I don't drink wine, but I'm sure we can find someone who would like that stuff.

Make sure that you read the tags on the T-shirts, the chuckles I got from that were worth the wait!

sheetz wrote:Received my 7 pound crap yesterday, from the second day of treasure.

1 - small woman's woot! tee
1 - ? bag
2 - Barry's Boot Camp Bands
1 - 4 piece set of wine glasses
1 - houdini wine accessory kit

Not too bad, my wife and I don't drink wine, but I'm sure we can find someone who would like that stuff.

i like wine :D

alanisrox69 wrote:Mine arrived today. I was one of those that ordered before the 12th piece of the first puzzle was posted. I truly got c r @ p. I figured as such though! Buccaneers of Caribbean aren't even worth it anymore.

You're doing it wrong.

My 3.8 pounder arrived today

1x Black Duffel Bag
1x Small Green Woot Shirt
1x Cafe Bingo Games
1x Ultimate Matte iPad 2 screen protector
2x ODOYO iPad 2 cases
1x Motorola S10-HD Bluetooth headphones

94XJ-R wrote:I'll post m vid in the morning, but lets just say a certain bearded bada-- makes an appearance...

I'm looking forward to seeing it!

Is anyone else making an unboxing vid?

It seems like the "Honest 200" got the best stuff in their BAGs.OF.CRAP and the other "dishonest 200" got true garbage.

Did anyone else get the VIBE usb turntable?

Unboxing Vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXSP8Mgf6g4

Waiting on my 3 lb box. Official tracking says expected by 10/5 but it has been showing the city since yesterday (10/2). THE SUSPENSE!

2.6 pounder. "Honest 200"

At long last I landed a "?" bag. Also scored the green "Woot!" shirt, the bootcamp bands, and the flu and germ kit...and...an Elegant Baby "Lil Buddies" Appliqued Dot Plush Blanket.

http://www.amazon.com/Elegant-Baby-Buddies-Appliqued-Blanket/dp/B00266QNMU

I even know a couple with a baby that might like it. (The couple might like it...the baby doesn't care as far as I can tell and will very likely vomit on it.)

Received mine today! Pretty nice.

1x Flu & Germ kit (Winter is coming!)
1x Ladies' Large Woot! Shirt (green!)
1x Brown Paper Bag with ? Design(Finally something other than the hideous floral totes!)
1x Straws (useful!)
1x Dog Remote (I only have cats!)
1x 3-pack Notepads (practical!)

And finally...

1x Smart-E Bear that may be possessed. Pressed its ear for the demo mode and it wouldn't stop making a low-pitched hum until I removed him from the box and removed the batteries. Hopefully I can exorcise the spirit and get him working again.

I'm liking some of the Bags you've posted. I'm really hoping ours contains a ? bag, a Woot shirt or bacon lollipops. That would be sweeeeeet. Ours arrives today. I might do a video if I can find my Bitter Woman kit (hipster glasses and business suit).

panthiest wrote:Dirty rotten dishonest cheater crap, 6 lbs, 14.6x14.2x14, and getting to NJ on 10/4

My first crap, I'm excited to see what people are gettn in this batch.

1 green woot! shirt
8 multipurpose wipes
1 dog remote
1 flu and germ protection supplies
1 iretrofone- I don't have an
iphone, but I'm sure I can find someone to give it to


I can't complain.



edit: and how could I forget the "?" paper bag

renrutnairbwoot wrote:Any chance you opened up your iRetrofone box? I just opened my Bag of Crap and got the same thing. However, I opened my iRetrofone and am missing the handset.

Did you check inside the styrofoam? I just looked in mine out of curiosity and that's where it was.

panthiest wrote:Did you check inside the styrofoam? I just looked in mine out of curiosity and that's where it was.

Cant complain about a 70$ item you paid 8$ for haha

messyt wrote:CRAPBEARD BAG.OF.CRAP unboxing video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXSP8Mgf6g4

That was awesome!

Got my "Elite 153" crap a day early, quite happy with it.

- Discovery Kids light up bubble blower (Best item of the lot)
- The adventures of Chuck & Friends DVD
- USB Missile launcher missiles (No launcher)
- Sarah Peyton home glass photo coasters
- Clear voice linx microphone
- Small woot shirt
- Black duffel bag

Me wife loves me booty... Arghhh!



1x Small Woot Tee
2x Barry's Bootcamp Band Straps
1x HEX Bug Habitat Track
2x Silver Avon Nail Enamel
1x Woot Paper Bag

Truly a random assortment of crap here!

1 x ReadiVac 12V AutoVac with Wet&Dry Pickup
1 x Lion Hat&Mitten Set (12-24M)
9 x Bags of Texas Air
1 x Small Black Duffel Bag
1 x Barry's Bootcamp Booty Band
1 x Package of 7th Generation Diapers (16-28lbs) 35 Diapers

1 x Green Woot Shirt - Woman's Small (I'm going to start giving these to my nieces I think - I've got a small collection of these now)

Definitely a fun and oddly useful set since I have a kid right in the appropriate age range.

I received

x2- 7th generation diaper
x2- double A batteries
x1- usb cord
x1- small sized woot shirt (come on woot, u know I wear a large)
x1- tamborine (YEA BUDDY)
x1- Package of task clips
x1- duffle bag
x1- napkin/cloth from some french resturant??

I'm happy!