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Poll: Which mythical creature is the coolest?
  • 22.6% - The Gryphon because that thing could tear you up. 1342
  • 27% - The Pegasus because holy crap a flying horse! 1607
  • 9.6% - The Lochness Monster because it’s got staying power. 573
  • 21% - The Kraken because it just wants to give you a big tentacley hug. 1248
  • 12.7% - The Yeti because he be mad pimpin’ in that fur coat. 755
  • 7.1% - Other (you don’t even know, so I’m gonna tell you in the comments) 421
5946 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?



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  • (1:35 PM, 9/18/2012) m0neyman51 brings Trogdor.


skallen


quality posts: 1 Private Messages skallen

Uh... Dragon?

klhavlik


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The Medusa -- cool hairdo!

just me

mattschuette


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mattschuette

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Makes me think of something random

hanz180


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so dragons aren't mythical that is awesome

thespiansmc


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But you know, yeti if we are talking about Wendel, because he rules.

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

Who else thought of Stargate when they saw "The Pegasus"? Be honest...

disraeli


quality posts: 7 Private Messages disraeli

Cthulhu!

Technically, the glass is always full.

CowboyDann


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Cockatrice is the obvious winner.

pstrnutbag44


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Harpua!

acsullivan20


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i woke up this morning and said 'lets be a grammar (word that woot dosent let me use) today'. here goes: its loch ness. 2 words.

pattiofdarkstar


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Anytime I can answer a question with "Pegasus" , its a good day :-)

mrecksx


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mrecksx

Cthulu!

stargte9


quality posts: 2 Private Messages stargte9

So dragons aren't mythical which must mean that Woot must have one somewhere...it's probably their deal maker.

Z07


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Chupacabra or a Hodag. I can't decide which.

FedEx SmartPost, because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

tbq


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I'm thinking Pegasus except for the deposits they leave on cars. You think load of bird crap on your windshield is bad? If you had a pegasus living around you should probably keep a shovel handy in case you need to clean up your car a bit.

honeybadgerman


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There's this one girl in my Environmental Science class that I really like a lot. She's smart, beautiful, and funny. She's also a huge tease. She physically flirts with me a LOT in my class (massages, grabbing my hand, playing with my hair) and she always ambushes me for a hug in the halls. Every Friday so far she's asked me if I had plans for the night, and everytime I say not yet, she tells me that she already is doing something. Last weekend, however, she was free and we arranged for her to come to my house when my parents weren't home.

She arrived that night around 7ish, and my parents wouldn't be getting home til 12 or later, so we had plenty of time to fool around. I put in a movie (Shawshank Redemption FTW), and we watched the first 30ish minutes cuddling together (lawl). Then she went in for the kiss. We madeout for about 15 minutes before things escalated. She had her hand on my clothes and I had my hand on hers. After all of this it was only 9:20, and she was planning to stay over til at least 11, so we finished Shawshank with some make out action in between scenes. She left and I was feeling great about myself because she told me how much fun she had/how good I am at kissing, etc.

The next day she didn't return my call, and me being the nonclinger that I am, I just decided to hang out with the boys for the day. We played some intense football, etc etc. Not really part of the story. On Sunday she told me that she wasn't sure if she wanted to be more than friends, and I was pretty bummed. Come Monday, however, she was back to her old flirty ways. She was being WAY more handsy than usual though, which was awesome. Today, she rode home with me (parents again aren't home), and we made out for a while and she stuck her hand on my clothes, only to take her hand out and tell me she had to leave. We stopped at a gas station on the way home and she asked me for some money for a soda.

"How much you need?" I asked
She looks at me and she says "I need about tree fiddy."

Well it was about that time I noticed this "girl" was about eight stories tall and was a Crustracean from the Paleolithic Era.
I said "Dangit monster! Get out of my car! I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!
It said "How bout just two fiddy?"
"Now it's only two fiddy? What is there a sale on Lochness munchies or somethin'?

geez, I was angry. I sped out of there in my car. She probably won't be in class tomorrow.

wakingmind


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disraeli wrote:Cthulhu!



+1

meistermash


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Godzirrra
You knuckleheads

jeeperwoot


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phoenix

wingedsurfgirl


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Historically mythical... Dragons. Rules aside... Falcor.

kcarol


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agree. Dragon. Or a Sintar. Or a Harpy.

veryb35


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Chimaera

ezrashapiro


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Well, if you're allowing Godzilla into the party, it's gotta be Gamera the turtle!

He pulls in his head and limbs, flames shoot out of the orifices, he spins and takes off like a flying saucer! Plus, he likes children so he'd make a good pet, though a tad large and there's the burning the house down thing.

godsmackgrrl913


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acsullivan20 wrote:i woke up this morning and said 'lets be a grammar (word that woot dosent let me use) today'. here goes: its loch ness. 2 words.



*It's = it is
If you are going to correct the mistakes of others, you may want to be correct yourself. Also, "I" should be capitalized.

ThunderThighs


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jupie6


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Dragons and Unicorns. ^_^

Pengujn


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Dragon - because fire breathing, flying, treasure - that's why.

moldavia


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One word... Krampus

cappo


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ThunderThighs wrote:




Good Guy Greg is the coolest mythical creature of them all!


wolf1987


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CHUPACABRA!

mybestuser1


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Dragons rule and the rest drool.

Nothing is free but if you are lucky it can be inexpensive.

tgreenlaw


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It's a tie between Trogdor the Burninator and Gamera.

Trogdor burninates both the countryside AND the peasants, and Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIGHT !!!

Gamera is really neat, he is filled with turtle meet. C'mon C'mon gaaaaaa-maaaaaa-raaaaaaaa !

MISRy


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+1 Cockatrice

elster000


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The liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

purplefeather


quality posts: 8 Private Messages purplefeather

Mothman.

moles1138


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Waldo

moles1138


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godsmackgrrl913 wrote:*It's = it is
If you are going to correct the mistakes of others, you may want to be correct yourself. Also, "I" should be capitalized.



And shouldn't it be "let's"? How about "doesn't"?

xfalconkx


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Man Bear Pig
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thorozaine


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No one said Owlbear? Gygax is disappointed in all of you.