There's this one girl in my Environmental Science class that I really like a lot. She's smart, beautiful, and funny. She's also a huge tease. She physically flirts with me a LOT in my class (massages, grabbing my hand, playing with my hair) and she always ambushes me for a hug in the halls. Every Friday so far she's asked me if I had plans for the night, and everytime I say not yet, she tells me that she already is doing something. Last weekend, however, she was free and we arranged for her to come to my house when my parents weren't home.
She arrived that night around 7ish, and my parents wouldn't be getting home til 12 or later, so we had plenty of time to fool around. I put in a movie (Shawshank Redemption FTW), and we watched the first 30ish minutes cuddling together (lawl). Then she went in for the kiss. We madeout for about 15 minutes before things escalated. She had her hand on my clothes and I had my hand on hers. After all of this it was only 9:20, and she was planning to stay over til at least 11, so we finished Shawshank with some make out action in between scenes. She left and I was feeling great about myself because she told me how much fun she had/how good I am at kissing, etc.
The next day she didn't return my call, and me being the nonclinger that I am, I just decided to hang out with the boys for the day. We played some intense football, etc etc. Not really part of the story. On Sunday she told me that she wasn't sure if she wanted to be more than friends, and I was pretty bummed. Come Monday, however, she was back to her old flirty ways. She was being WAY more handsy than usual though, which was awesome. Today, she rode home with me (parents again aren't home), and we made out for a while and she stuck her hand on my clothes, only to take her hand out and tell me she had to leave. We stopped at a gas station on the way home and she asked me for some money for a soda.
"How much you need?" I asked
She looks at me and she says "I need about tree fiddy."
Well it was about that time I noticed this "girl" was about eight stories tall and was a Crustracean from the Paleolithic Era.
I said "Dangit monster! Get out of my car! I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!
It said "How bout just two fiddy?"
"Now it's only two fiddy? What is there a sale on Lochness munchies or somethin'?
geez, I was angry. I sped out of there in my car. She probably won't be in class tomorrow.
