ManBearPig. It's half man, half bear-pig.

honeybadgerman wrote:There's this one girl in my Environmental Science class that I really like a lot. She's smart, beautiful, and funny. She's also a huge tease. She physically flirts with me a LOT in my class (massages, grabbing my hand, playing with my hair) and she always ambushes me for a hug in the halls. Every Friday so far she's asked me if I had plans for the night, and everytime I say not yet, she tells me that she already is doing something. Last weekend, however, she was free and we arranged for her to come to my house when my parents weren't home.

She arrived that night around 7ish, and my parents wouldn't be getting home til 12 or later, so we had plenty of time to fool around. I put in a movie (Shawshank Redemption FTW), and we watched the first 30ish minutes cuddling together (lawl). Then she went in for the kiss. We madeout for about 15 minutes before things escalated. She had her hand on my clothes and I had my hand on hers. After all of this it was only 9:20, and she was planning to stay over til at least 11, so we finished Shawshank with some make out action in between scenes. She left and I was feeling great about myself because she told me how much fun she had/how good I am at kissing, etc.

The next day she didn't return my call, and me being the nonclinger that I am, I just decided to hang out with the boys for the day. We played some intense football, etc etc. Not really part of the story. On Sunday she told me that she wasn't sure if she wanted to be more than friends, and I was pretty bummed. Come Monday, however, she was back to her old flirty ways. She was being WAY more handsy than usual though, which was awesome. Today, she rode home with me (parents again aren't home), and we made out for a while and she stuck her hand on my clothes, only to take her hand out and tell me she had to leave. We stopped at a gas station on the way home and she asked me for some money for a soda.

"How much you need?" I asked
She looks at me and she says "I need about tree fiddy."

Well it was about that time I noticed this "girl" was about eight stories tall and was a Crustracean from the Paleolithic Era.
I said "Dangit monster! Get out of my car! I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!
It said "How bout just two fiddy?"
"Now it's only two fiddy? What is there a sale on Lochness munchies or somethin'?

geez, I was angry. I sped out of there in my car. She probably won't be in class tomorrow.

up boat

A unicorn, a dragon and a pegasus are all having dinner one night and the unicorn suddenly says, "Hey! You guys will NEVER guess what I saw the other day!"

The dragon and pegasus both ask "What? What was it?!"

The unicorn answers, "a Balanced Federal Budget!"

The others reply "no WAY!" astonished.

AirportComputers wrote:A unicorn, a dragon and a pegasus are all having dinner one night and the unicorn suddenly says, "Hey! You guys will NEVER guess what I saw the other day!"

The dragon and pegasus both ask "What? What was it?!"

The unicorn answers, "a Balanced Federal Budget!"

The others reply "no WAY!" astonished.

That is my FAVORITE answer!!

+1

Snipe

Chimera - mythical because we won't see him on the ice anytime soon!

Definitely dragons.

BIGFOOT....no arguments, he's different than the "Yeti".
NOT THE TRUCK EITHER .....!!!

Cthulu is the obvious choice. Tentacly, alien, and willing to rule the universe.

Cthullu cuz he'll drive you insane

disraeli wrote:Cthulhu!

Agreed!

The Loch Ness Monster, simply for this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cn7xfBpZ3M

Albi the Racist Dragon.

Z07 wrote:Chupacabra or a Hodag. I can't decide which.

It's the Hodag becasue they're horny.

Mermaids. B00Bies

skallen wrote:Uh... Dragon?

I agree. Dragons are the best mythical creature. Specifically, Bahamut

pstrnutbag44 wrote:Harpua!

How about herpes?

chupacabra - NOT your average loveable puppy!

Chimera, totally.

The Beholder, Nothing gets by that guy. Woot Monkey is a close second.

cyberpenguin wrote:

They said mythical, not real.

Big Foot duh! He has the supernatural ability to know the megapixel quality of your camera and your ability to use it before he lets you get a glimpse of him! How else do you think he has eluded definitive photo-graphical evidence of his existence? Of course Nessi seems to have some of this same power....

Nehphilim

Chupacabra becuase it means goat sucker and people still report sightings.

Tree Octopus

The best mythical creature is the guy who owns an iPhone and isn't a fan boy. After all, these are so mythical that I don't think anyone has ever found even a trace of one.

Sphinx!

Dragon!

Sharktopus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0

disraeli wrote:Cthulhu!

yes, but cthulhu isn't mythical.

Centaur

It's the Hodag (sorry, you'll have to Google or Bing it)

Definitely the Western Dragon. I don't go in for those eastern types. They're just glorified flying snakes.

Godzilla.

I'm going to have to go with Jesus Christ, because he turned water into wine and a bunch of other magical things like walking on water. So ya, for mythical creatures, I'm going with Jesus H. Christ...the H stands for Hussein.

slenderman