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Empty my pockets, remove backpack, and take off my clothes.
Then I get a beer.
If you want a diploma, go to school...
If you want an education, do it yourself...
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Find someone fatter than me and tell my self, "When I get that fat, I'll start dieting."
When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a bucket of wings and a six pack of beer!