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Papa Bert's World Famous Sippin' Seat

Speed to First Woot:
1m 41.112s
First Sucker:
alyssaporter
Last Wooter to Woot:
ewittwer
Last Purchase:
2 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
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Top 31% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
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Top 47% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 14% one year old
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Quantity Breakdown

  • 73% bought 1
  • 18% bought 2
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dabrain13


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dabrain13

Now we're getting somewhere.

wootalyzer


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Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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Papa Bert's World Famous Sippin' Seat
$19.99 + $5 Standard OR $8 Two-Day OR $11 One-Day Shipping
Condition: New

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

missyscove


quality posts: 12 Private Messages missyscove

I think one of the colors got listed as a condition.

nyprodj


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nyprodj
dabrain13 wrote:Now we're getting somewhere.



Why?

orabbit


quality posts: 29 Private Messages orabbit

This smacks of the Woot of olde.

Nostrom0


quality posts: 13 Private Messages Nostrom0

What the haunt is this thing?

Stash at CT

krakinboy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages krakinboy

This gives fanny flask a whole new meaning.

ashbajones


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ashbajones

....seriously?

mal1110


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mal1110

butt juice


helpful tip - don't use this with a buddy

computermd82


quality posts: 31 Private Messages computermd82
missyscove wrote:I think one of the colors got listed as a condition.



Yep. Would you like a new one or a black & white one?

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cruelshade


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someone has to buy it in condition black/white

anago


quality posts: 1 Private Messages anago

Pointless has reached a new level.


I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter. -- Steven Wright

chriscclark01


quality posts: 23 Private Messages chriscclark01

Only place I'm getting is in the bed. Good grief, woot. Been watching all day, hoping I would find something I want to buy. Nothing. Nada. Goodnight.

wiznertz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wiznertz

You can fill it with sunny d!!!!!!

mdnorman


quality posts: 50 Private Messages mdnorman

Eww.. Gross!

chrisrosko


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chrisrosko

I wish I could find a use for this.

omnitravis


quality posts: 5 Private Messages omnitravis
anago wrote:Pointless has reached a new level.



Pointless? More like genius.
Such an elegant way to get wasted in public.

scoobydooshow


quality posts: 1 Private Messages scoobydooshow

Awesome, put your hooch in here and sneak it into the game. It will pay for itself in 2 stadium beers. Quite ingenious Q.

dreweasland


quality posts: 5 Private Messages dreweasland

I have really bad butt sweat.

Ailetoile


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Ailetoile
scoobydooshow wrote:Awesome, put your hooch in here and sneak it into the game. It will pay for itself in 2 stadium beers. Quite ingenious Q.



Not to mention that some stadiums still have bleacher seats... You can have a comfortable place to rest your tush until you're too drunk to care that the seat is hard!

achyder


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It is NOT a condition to be black or white. the color of your skin is a natural, beautiful thing.

Put some pep in your step.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK3ZP6frAMc

anago


quality posts: 1 Private Messages anago
omnitravis wrote:Pointless? More like genius.
Such an elegant way to get wasted in public.



I didn't look at it that way. I guess I was wrong.


I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter. -- Steven Wright

bookofjoshua


quality posts: 12 Private Messages bookofjoshua

Just saw an episode of New Girl where the models were talking about drink with their butts..... I thought it was a joke...

perilousp69


quality posts: 0 Private Messages perilousp69

Hells yeah! We're always trying to conceal the bulge when we go to games. This is perfect.

InterestingLady


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chriscclark01 wrote:Only place I'm getting is in the bed. Good grief, woot. Been watching all day, hoping I would find something I want to buy. Nothing. Nada. Goodnight.



Same here... I'm disappointed!

kusmertz


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kusmertz

"Why are you drinking from that tube coming from your lower body."

"Oh, don't worry, it's just my catheter."

scoobydooshow


quality posts: 1 Private Messages scoobydooshow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z28mynYN3bk

alanhwoot


quality posts: 38 Private Messages alanhwoot

This really is world famous - when I was in Europe people couldn't stop talking about the Sippin' Seat.

dreweasland


quality posts: 5 Private Messages dreweasland
scoobydooshow wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z28mynYN3bk



I'm oddly turned on.

ji11ian


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ji11ian

Now this is a great way to finish that case of Tasi over on wine woot!

FiftyFootMocha


quality posts: 9 Private Messages FiftyFootMocha

"Can hold up to 3 cups (750ml) of your favorite warm or cold beverage"


I'm picturing the warm beverages I normally like to consume at cold outdoor events: Hot cocoa and coffee. Now I'm picturing trying to pour these things into that little bag opening. Now I'm picturing sipping those warm, brown beverages from what looks like a colostomy bag under my seat.

Heh. I love it!

sarahlav


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sarahlav

Oh my. I already have The Wine Rack Bra and this will complete my drinking collection. Wine Rack Bra has been genius to sneak hard alcohol in to concerts, then buy a giant $4 soda to mix with instead of a $9 beer. In for 2. One for the Brewers, one for the Badgers. Go Wisconsin!

ferretferret


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ferretferret

These would be perfect for a Packer game. Sure enough, I see quite a bit of green in Wisconsin, probably mostly from my family spawning new accounts to triple-order as many as possible...

Kingu


quality posts: 41 Private Messages Kingu

Woot, I'm really really really tired of these useless MSRPs. If the place that makes and markets things is selling it, THAT is the comparison price. That is what it is being discounted off of.

I mean, seriously, it's been a day filled with ho-hum deals, and really disingenuous price 'discounts.' You guys can open a browser window, see how much something is selling for on the vendor's website, and post it as the comparison price. This isn't hard, it isn't rocket science, and if you don't start doing so, I'll stop looking at your products.

drbignate


quality posts: 0 Private Messages drbignate

Won't the pressure of sitting on this cause it to become a 'spray'in seat' when you uncap it?

Ailetoile


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Ailetoile
sarahlav wrote:Oh my. I already have The Wine Rack Bra and this will complete my drinking collection. Wine Rack Bra has been genius to sneak hard alcohol in to concerts, then buy a giant $4 soda to mix with instead of a $9 beer. In for 2. One for the Brewers, one for the Badgers. Go Wisconsin!



Oh my, none for Lambeau? (Although I truly was thinking of Wisconsin sports when I mentioned bleachers above, being a Wisconsin girl and all).

tivofool


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tivofool

The name of this product is irritating.

I'm officially renaming it drinkushion.

cup-o-seat

butt sippy

secret drink stash cushion...

anything but that name

dreweasland


quality posts: 5 Private Messages dreweasland
tivofool wrote:butt sippy



krakinboy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages krakinboy

I can just see it now, your team scores and when you start bouncing with excitment, the guy next to you will think that your bladder just exploded on him!