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It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Dog Costumes!

You guys, I need your help pronto! It's Halloween TOMORROW, and I've got what I'm wearing all figured out. But I TOTALLY SPACED on a costume for my dog. Here are some ideas I've come up with:

  • Weird Howl Yankovic
  • Kenny Doggins
  • Fido Dostoyevsky

But those aren't good enough. You can do better. So please, post your punny costume ideas in the comments!

loatu


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Here's a few ideas:

Citizen Canine
IronSpaniel
Barking Spider

fnhoser


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Bob Barker

Slydon


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Dogtor Who?

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

Jason Toon


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Iggy Pup

chicken0102


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If you want to go for politics, you can do Mutt Romney :p

loatu


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I got more:

Captain Jack Russell Sperrier
The Piddler
Count Dogula

mollyeken


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Elton Dog
(big glasses)

benbyerly


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Arf. Kelly

gravityisweak


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lil Bow Wow?

dandizzle


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Doggie Howlser
(Doctor Outfit)

Treytor


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Captain Barkenpoop, Scourge of the Seas.

arismella


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fnhoser wrote:Bob Barker


+1

truthbtold1331


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Colin Howl

...looking really sauve as a five star general

Tc-99m

ailuj820


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Snarls Barkley

pdxdoughnut


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Snoop Lion

heyjoie


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Perhaps you could put a videocamera on your dog and announce to strangers nearby, "Smile! You're on Canid Camera!"

selegue


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Giacomo Poochini

livestrong8807


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Hm... Peter Barker or Tony Bark? Nick Furry would be good, too.

pdxdoughnut


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Sarah Jessica Barker

susiequeued


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Devil Dog
Limp Biscuit
Alice in Howlerland
Justin Beefeater
Two Balls Short of a Full... okay I'm done clearly.

onegr8mick


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chewbarka

pdxdoughnut


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Rosa Barks

texanfromin


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Pawl McCartney

Polly12200


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Angry Bird-dog

Buffoon


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Honey Bow Wow.

skemmis


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Mao Zedog

jmartinbsu


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Just dress the dog up as a large pointy tooth.

When asked you just tell them he's your "Canine".

pdxdoughnut


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Bull Shih Tzu

argent32


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Woofgang Mozart

btrotta


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Labrador-y experiment.

skemmis


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Neuter Libby

strummer95


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make a big wrist watch and wrap it around his body.....

he's is your watch dog

dryfus423


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Bow-wowzer

lichme


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Dog, The Bounty Hunter
Waggity Ann

kjsgrim


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Honey Bow Wow

OldMatador


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I'm stealing this from a friend of mine who dressed her dog up as this:

Fairy Godmutter.

jpw


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That's too easy!

A woof! Bee Ohh Cee

TimDroz


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Dogzilla

icebug


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ToBarkus Funke
Frodo Barkins
Arcanine

(well last one isn't really a pun...)