WootBot


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Staff

Employees,

As you may be aware, the presidential election is today. And even though the presidency was specifically created as the weakest branch of the United States government by its founders, sheep such as yourselves are mesmerized by the relative simplicity of these elections. Very well.

I shouldn’t have to remind you, folks, that politics have no place in the office. Tomorrow, keep your opinions of the outcome to yourselves and remember that: WHILE ALMOST ALL OF US AGREE ABOUT WHO WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE WIN, GREG MCDONALD WANTS THE OTHER GUY TO WIN. So don’t put Greg in an awkward position by proclaiming your opinion on the outcome.

We can all agree that not only are Greg’s political views abhorrent, but they cast a pall over his personality and sensibilities. BUT PLEASE DO NOT MAKE HIM FEEL OUT OF PLACE BY UNANIMOUSLY EXPRESSING YOUR HAPPINESS/DISCONTENT WITH THE OUTCOME. Greg clearly has emotional problems in surplus, he doesn’t need this, too, folks.

ON A RELATED NOTE:

Per the Citizens United Supreme Court decision, companies may now recommend voting choices to their employees. You may have noticed that we did not recommend that you vote one way or another. Why? Because both candidates are infected with the same COMMUNIST BRAIN WORMS, and your decision is therefore moot. A vote for either candidate is a vote for communist worms. 



We shall all be slaves to the pinko brain worms ere long, people. Don’t think this company was entrusting you to make decisions of any import whatsoever.

- Bye -

Katherine Tull-Potts, BA
Office Manager

jcolag


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A vote for either candidate is a vote for communist worms.



I knew it!

mossygreen


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Hey, from where is that photo? It's probably not from the Night Gallery episode where Laurence Harvey tries to kill a husband with an earwig or something so he can sleep with the wife, but is it?

slacker44


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mossygreen wrote:Hey, from where is that photo? It's probably not from the Night Gallery episode where Laurence Harvey tries to kill a husband with an earwig or something so he can sleep with the wife, but is it?



I'm pretty sure it is from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

mossygreen


quality posts: 70 Private Messages mossygreen
slacker44 wrote:I'm pretty sure it is from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.



Ah, so it's Ricardo Montalban's papier mache ear?

slacker44


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mossygreen wrote:Ah, so it's Ricardo Montalban's papier mache ear?



Lol. No, I believe it is Walter Koenig's!

SESteve


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slacker44 wrote:Lol. No, I believe it is Walter Koenig's!



Yes, it's Walter Koenig's. Keptin, they put creatures in our ears.

pmillsrulz


quality posts: 6 Private Messages pmillsrulz

I thought of The Beastmaster. Doesn't that also have Communist Brain Worms? Plus, ferrets. Which kinda of wig me out.

Moueska


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Nate Silver predicted the outcome of this post with 96.8% accuracy.