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Black: Dimensional shift (short distance teleport)
Red: Fire suppression. I know, Fire would've been cool, but you know, suppression can be nice right?
Yellow: Electrical conductivity manipulation.
Blue: Extremely hydrophobic. Repels water.
Camo: mystery... try one and see?
Grey: Removes all concern. You become filled completely with apathy.
Sand: You can put people to sleep from up to 100 yards away.
White: Fight. Yep. Flight.
The bands can be mixed and matched. For example, Grey and Sand: you can put people to sleep from 100 yards but who cares?
White and Blue: You can fly underwater.
You're so vain... you probably think this post is about you.. don't you? Don't you? You're so vain!
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I believe these are in the Affordable Care Act gift bags. But they call them Obama-Bands and will replace Wellness visits for all. Can be used as a contraceptive device as well.
800+ woots! - Talk to the Square
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Why not just buy a Placebo Band, where they are currently running a charity drive?
Regular band for $4, or if you want one of the new "ion watch" style placebos, only $5
keeping my string of quality free posts alive
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cessna007 wrote:These are for the people who paid for whiskey rocks.
Unlike these, a lot of people actually seem to like those whiskey rocks.
I'm just hanging out, really.