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It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to reach out to you guys, and you're going to provide me with the puns I need to get by. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Thanksgiving: A Motivational Speech!

I'm trying out a new career: motivational speaking. I've built a pretty impressive program using the traditional Thanksgiving meal as a metaphor for achieving your goals. Now, I just need a name for it. Here are some ideas I had:

  • The Tur-keys to Success
  • Be Cranberry Sauce, not Cran'tberry Sauce: The Power of Positive Thinking
  • Taking what you De-Serve
     

But those are pretty weak. So, I'm reaching out to you guys. What should I call my Thanksgiving-themed motivational speaking program? Post your ideas in the comments and I'll pick my favorite next week!

Last week's winner (political hockey team names): The Hat Trickle Down Economics from user Jigglitt.

Other Favorites: The Philly Busters from llandar; New York Across-the-Aisleanders from tarataylor914.

Photo by flickr user dtsang used under a Creative Commons License.

lipophilia


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Be the breast you can be.

lipophilia


quality posts: 11 Private Messages lipophilia

March to the beat of a different drumstick.

lipophilia


quality posts: 11 Private Messages lipophilia

Don't just wishbone - make it happen.
The stuffing that dreams are made of.
I yam ... somebody!

loatu


quality posts: 1 Private Messages loatu

I have a dream that one day white meat and dark meat will be able to sit down together at the thanksgiving table of brotherhood!

craigwoot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages craigwoot

Fat makes cowards of us all.

The journey of a thousand calories usually ends on the couch.

craigwoot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages craigwoot

Until you spread your wings, you'll never know how much room is at the table.

andrewshulman


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Taking the turkey by the drumsticks - a guide to life. You need more than a wishbone to beat the stuffing out of compote-itors; if you want to make mincemeat pie out of your problems, you can't be laying about like mashed potatoes. The buttered rolls are just gravy when you squash the be-deviled eggs out of your life. And now we can all be cran-berry thankful that we are all here today.

cygnwulf


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Be your own Best Try-pto-Fan (tryptophan)

SQUITODEATHPILLS


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How to Skin Hens and Influence Peafowl

SQUITODEATHPILLS


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The 7 Giblets of Highly Effective Peafowl.

dsb411


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Baste not, want not.


tarataylor914


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Our character is what we do when we think no one is cooking.

Gourd grant me the serenity to accept the wings I cannot change, courage to change the wings I can, and the wishbone to know the difference.

radi0j0hn


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When the world hands you stuff...give them stuffing.

acpress.com Not cute, but useful.

radi0j0hn


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It's hard to fly with the eagles when you are surrounded by turkeys.


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acpress.com Not cute, but useful.

radi0j0hn


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In order to succeed you have to give a pluck.

acpress.com Not cute, but useful.

zingriffy


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who will get the drumstick from this turkey we call life?

dobashi


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Pump-you-upkin pie is the follow up to our series: You want results? Give 'em the bird and beat the stuffing out of them

carl669


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lipophilia wrote:Be the breast you can be.



we have a winner.

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Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.

grassynoel


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SQUITODEATHPILLS wrote:How to Skin Hens and Influence Peafowl



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grassynoel


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Don't be turDuckin your responsibilities.

jnelson203


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radi0j0hn wrote:In order to succeed you have to give a pluck.



Can I use that at as a toast for our dinner?

jnelson203


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Never let the sausage of change leave you stuffed.

mdrcoast


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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

whershberger


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Teamwork: We gather together to ask the right questions

timbeau


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You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Pass the Gravy"

notsomuch


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This is tryptophantastic!

Once you go Mac, you never go back.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

It may seem offal now, but it's all gravy in the end.

move along

semmons


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Dressing for Success!

semmons


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I'm Ok, Tur OK

fgarriel


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Gravy Moments with Mr. Lincoln.

(Is it still funny if I have to explain it? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Moments_with_Mr._Lincoln)

fgarriel


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Be a First Class-eh-role Model

vandalous


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While this may seem like poultry in motion, I think it's just fowl.

shari112


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Ooooh, the fowl pun-ishment; who's cockamaime idea was this? They must've been hensane!

arismella


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semmons wrote:I'm Ok, Tur OK

I'm okay. Tur kay.

metherion


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Let's get crackling! A guide from the breast and brightest to being the baste you can be, and what you should be stuffing yourself with so the rest is a ride on the gravy boat train!

Scootergptx


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This too shall pass the gravy.

Finally, the quest for Babies on Cribs is over. Next quest, Babies on Cribs II.

amyteg1


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Get a leg up: leaving the breast behind.

nerdyseahorse


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Every Leader Starts Out At The Little Table